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Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
Do you have any idea how tall you have to be to ride a frame that will accommodate a three liter bag ABOVE your mounted 20oz water bottles?

For reference, I'm looking at bags that mount above that top tube.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Now listening
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
after the third slice of pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In spiritual, esthetic and intellectual development they were superior to man as man is superior to the gorilla. But when they reared their colossal city, man's primal ancestors had not yet risen from the slime of the primordial seas.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I just leave this one out from Halloween through Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
watching everyone prep for thanksgiving when I haven't finished putting away Halloween
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Galaga
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Not the main issue, but we let 14 year olds volunteer as fire fighters?
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I am not trying to minimize tragedy, but the burning Hong Kong apt complex is called Wang Fuk and I am apparently 11 years old this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
doing some research
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Would it be over the top to get our names on them, too?
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm normally a mtb guy but tried my hand at a road century yesterday.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ride a bike with your friends.

You'll live forever.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is there anything funnier than a cop shooting himself in the balls?
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
showing grace by educating myself
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He's always watching
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Difficulty: no grunge
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM