Andy
@realandyexists.bsky.social
This place is definitely better than Twitter.
I might occasionally reskeet something funny
I might occasionally reskeet something funny
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
This website tricked me into watching baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This website tricked me into watching baseball
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SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
All I want to know is what Toni and Candace think of “war ravaged” Portland.
September 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
All I want to know is what Toni and Candace think of “war ravaged” Portland.
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I was just thinking about how people on the left have researched, debunked, and categorized all the little tribes in the right wing grift-o-sphere, but people on the right think everyone but them is a blue haired art school barista with a nose piercing.
The obsessively informed vs the alt reality.
The obsessively informed vs the alt reality.
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I was just thinking about how people on the left have researched, debunked, and categorized all the little tribes in the right wing grift-o-sphere, but people on the right think everyone but them is a blue haired art school barista with a nose piercing.
The obsessively informed vs the alt reality.
The obsessively informed vs the alt reality.
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
Pretty sure the jingle ends with 02134. You’ve failed age verification. Or maybe I did 🤣
Age verification? Boston, Mass, 02130. Send it to Zoom!
Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pretty sure the jingle ends with 02134. You’ve failed age verification. Or maybe I did 🤣
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‘American greatness has produced a society whose members know not what to do with the freedom and abundance earlier generations secured. We are now witnessing the squandering of this inheritance and it is even more idiotic and vulgar than anyone would expect.’ www.newstatesman.com/ideas/2025/0...
The West is bored to death
Our nihilistic politics are a product of the crushing ennui and spiritual vacancy of modern life.
www.newstatesman.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
‘American greatness has produced a society whose members know not what to do with the freedom and abundance earlier generations secured. We are now witnessing the squandering of this inheritance and it is even more idiotic and vulgar than anyone would expect.’ www.newstatesman.com/ideas/2025/0...
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What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that
August 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that
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You mean Saturday?
August 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You mean Saturday?
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Not long after Musk took over Twitter, I wrote about lost cities, the dead internet, and the demon-haunted online landscape. I can't call it prescient, because the writing was already on the wall
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not long after Musk took over Twitter, I wrote about lost cities, the dead internet, and the demon-haunted online landscape. I can't call it prescient, because the writing was already on the wall
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
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Everything about the Epstein birthday card from Trump is just so much weirder, dumber, and grosser than I expected it to be.
July 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Everything about the Epstein birthday card from Trump is just so much weirder, dumber, and grosser than I expected it to be.
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The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
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One fascinating feature of this era is that conservative governance is coming head-on in conflict with the results of conservative governance.
FEMA removed dozens of Camp Mystic buildings from their 100-year flood map in Texas in response to appeals
FEMA removed dozens of Camp Mystic buildings from 100-year flood map before expansion, records show
Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic’s buildings from their 100-year flood map, as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain in the years before rushing ...
apnews.com
July 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One fascinating feature of this era is that conservative governance is coming head-on in conflict with the results of conservative governance.
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this feels like the nadir of post industrial human society but it's probably going to get even dumber
July 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this feels like the nadir of post industrial human society but it's probably going to get even dumber
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The funniest part of this was *venture capitalists* not understanding that AI safety and alignment is not about censorship and political correctness, but F500 customers not paying foundation model vendors 7-9 figures a year for LLMs to do insult comic crowdwork with their customers.
July 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The funniest part of this was *venture capitalists* not understanding that AI safety and alignment is not about censorship and political correctness, but F500 customers not paying foundation model vendors 7-9 figures a year for LLMs to do insult comic crowdwork with their customers.
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At this point I could be convinced that a time traveler keeps going back to 2016 to try and fix it and just keeps unwittingly making it worse
July 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
At this point I could be convinced that a time traveler keeps going back to 2016 to try and fix it and just keeps unwittingly making it worse
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Rage Against the Machine Learning
what would be the perfect academic-inspired band name?
July 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Rage Against the Machine Learning
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This Fourth of July, I am taking a moment to reflect. Things are hard right now. They are probably going to get worse before they get better.
But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.
But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.
July 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Fourth of July, I am taking a moment to reflect. Things are hard right now. They are probably going to get worse before they get better.
But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.
But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.
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[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky]
we needed this
we needed this
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky]
we needed this
we needed this