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smarxy baby
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internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver

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the original 90s kid rules mommy crush
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
fucking weird top 5 this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
a rich life
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
if you're ever asking yourself the questions "am i cooked?" the answer is yes, yes you are
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
harrison bomberguy destroyed Tommy Tallarico so utterly that he went into witness protection
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
the original 90s kid rules mommy crush
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
who is she...
ART/NAGELCLG.GIF
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
as a shitty old man who smokes too much weed i very much sympathize with Leo in One Battle After Another
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
fuck your prestige TV, your binging netflix and disney+ shows, the most engrossing watch is standing at the window in your warm house with a mug of something hot and watching some ding dong try to navigate their car out of a snowy road jam on a hill for like a half hour
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
god forbid people want good pizza toppings
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i think I'm at the point where I'm ready to be anti social to people around me who like AI and are vocal about it, while explaining as much to them, that I don't want to associate with them to whatever extent possible, seriously am out of energy ignoring, redirecting, and joking that the shit sucks
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
you know the jam session has peaked when the guitarist just hammers a high assed note and just lets it whine out for a minute
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hrm... i put a brighter light bulb in my office lamp and now all i can see is how badly i need to dust. better switch it back to the old bulb
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
about halfway through Slow Gods by Clair North and it a wonderful fucking book, it's scary how good she is at that classic scifi feel that had interesting human conundrums as the foundation to explore in fantastical ways, pure craft and beautiful art
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
oh good another game where you do this. can we stop making games where you do this there are too many
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i always listen to this song twice in a row because the first time you're just like "jesus fuck i forgot how great this song is" and then you gotta listen to it again www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyST...
At The Drive In - Mannequin Republic
YouTube video by erichawk14
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
man. i feel like i haven't gotten obsessed with a game since like, baldur's gate 3. that game broke every fucking metric in my brain for a great gaming experience and i'm honestly afraid there'll never be another experience like it
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it's fucked up that games i want to play keep having denuvo
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM