Karen Geier
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Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
· Feb 24
do not give me measles. I will be so mad
frame mogged by a tween who lives on a diet of sour patch kids
The ONE good thing about the video is that I now know I could kick this loser's ass without breaking a sweat lol
February 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
frame mogged by a tween who lives on a diet of sour patch kids
fuck AI obviously, but if you must use it, use it for the kind of writing that is a game and use it to be better at the game like resume writing where it's just about making your experience look good to a machine
I feel bad when I read people who say they hate writing, especially to the extent they’d let an LLM do it. Writing was the path to making me feel human and the emotional journey of doing it all the time fills me full of purpose. I refuse to believe I’m the only person who feels like this!
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
fuck AI obviously, but if you must use it, use it for the kind of writing that is a game and use it to be better at the game like resume writing where it's just about making your experience look good to a machine
Reposted by Karen Geier
there's a lawyer who specializes in auto injury cases named Harold D Carr here
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
there's a lawyer who specializes in auto injury cases named Harold D Carr here
there needs to be a generator with a steve brule image but it generates the caption from the epstein files typos
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
there needs to be a generator with a steve brule image but it generates the caption from the epstein files typos
the city I grew up in had a doctor named Dr. Pat Nippel
okay wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and terrible nominatively determined professionals, like my los angeles OB Dr. Pushkin
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
the city I grew up in had a doctor named Dr. Pat Nippel
there's going to be a weird moment in the epstein files drops where people are going to find out how many abortions he paid for and the right are going to be mad about the abortion part and literally nothing else (well maybe women getting free healthcare)
February 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
there's going to be a weird moment in the epstein files drops where people are going to find out how many abortions he paid for and the right are going to be mad about the abortion part and literally nothing else (well maybe women getting free healthcare)
wow you got that just off 3 million documents where the world's grossest dudes just emailed a guy saying 'hey man what crimes are we gonna do when we're in Miami? I made a list but I'm not sure if you had any"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein files suggest acts that may amount to crimes against humanity, say UN experts
Independent experts appointed by human rights council speak of ‘grave’ nature regarding scale of atrocities against women and girls
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
wow you got that just off 3 million documents where the world's grossest dudes just emailed a guy saying 'hey man what crimes are we gonna do when we're in Miami? I made a list but I'm not sure if you had any"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Reposted by Karen Geier
Listen I’m not a vet but
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Listen I’m not a vet but
celebrities used to have more respect for their audiences. Kiefer Sutherland did not wrestle a Christmas tree for this
Absolutely horrendous choice 👍
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
celebrities used to have more respect for their audiences. Kiefer Sutherland did not wrestle a Christmas tree for this
good way to assemble a list of the nation's ex boyfriends
🚨 ICE is hiring people to work on a "watchlisting team," contracting records show:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
ICE Expands Watchlist Effort
Meanwhile, homeland's spokesperson is resigning
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
good way to assemble a list of the nation's ex boyfriends
I get the point of this but unfortunately if you've ever seen a dutch person tweet you can absolutely picture them in an F150
Insane to think America needs to go back to western European ideas. Can you imagine a Dutch guy driving an F150? An Italian guy parking his scooter next to a towed BBQ smoker? But I bet Jose from Guadalajara can roll with it
February 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I get the point of this but unfortunately if you've ever seen a dutch person tweet you can absolutely picture them in an F150
Medical neglect needs to be a bigger crime. I want to see people breaking rocks in San Quentin over this
More infants with preventable brain bleeding, that's what they mean by Making America Healthy Again. (gift link)
A Life-Saving Vitamin for Babies Is Getting Swept Up in Vaccine Backlash
There’s a growing resistance to anything that’s injected into babies, vaccine or not.
www.bloomberg.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Medical neglect needs to be a bigger crime. I want to see people breaking rocks in San Quentin over this
Listen I’m not a vet but
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Listen I’m not a vet but
Happy false spring to all who celebrate like the fools that you are
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Happy false spring to all who celebrate like the fools that you are
you can say a lot of things about how Jesse Jackson wasn't 'the perfect candidate' or whatever but with everything you know about how political ratfucking works now, if you still hold that view you might want to re-examine it
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
you can say a lot of things about how Jesse Jackson wasn't 'the perfect candidate' or whatever but with everything you know about how political ratfucking works now, if you still hold that view you might want to re-examine it
Jesse Jackson, known for his roles in The Godfather, M*A*S*H, and Tender Mercies, has died. This obituary brought to you by ChatGPT
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Jesse Jackson, known for his roles in The Godfather, M*A*S*H, and Tender Mercies, has died. This obituary brought to you by ChatGPT
Honestly? Certified banger
February 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Honestly? Certified banger
We all decide to take up arms because we deserve to be horny and have time off
What if the two catalysts for defeating fascism are a gay hockey show and the Puerto Rico halftime show
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
We all decide to take up arms because we deserve to be horny and have time off
What if the two catalysts for defeating fascism are a gay hockey show and the Puerto Rico halftime show
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
What if the two catalysts for defeating fascism are a gay hockey show and the Puerto Rico halftime show
Your life giving post of the evening
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Your life giving post of the evening
Folks they’re saying that nobody is going it like Industry right now
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Folks they’re saying that nobody is going it like Industry right now
this is some "who can throw a kettle over a pub" shit
Found it bsky.app/profile/brok...
...Pete Rowan some water. I lost a bet to one of the NoMeansNo guys (forget who) out back of the WOW Hall after he claimed that due to yoga he could piss in an arc fully over the top of their little tour bus to the other side without hitting the roof. Folks, he actually could do that thing, and did.
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
this is some "who can throw a kettle over a pub" shit
i'm here to learn
I don't think pissing ON someone is mogging, but like pulling up next to them at a urinal and pissing louder/faster/longer is imo pissmogging
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i'm here to learn
what do we think the limit is on mogging? can you piss mogg someone?
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
what do we think the limit is on mogging? can you piss mogg someone?