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Karen Geier
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Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
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do not give me measles. I will be so mad
Medical neglect needs to be a bigger crime. I want to see people breaking rocks in San Quentin over this
February 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Listen I’m not a vet but
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Happy false spring to all who celebrate like the fools that you are
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
you can say a lot of things about how Jesse Jackson wasn't 'the perfect candidate' or whatever but with everything you know about how political ratfucking works now, if you still hold that view you might want to re-examine it
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Jesse Jackson, known for his roles in The Godfather, M*A*S*H, and Tender Mercies, has died. This obituary brought to you by ChatGPT
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Honestly? Certified banger
February 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
We all decide to take up arms because we deserve to be horny and have time off
What if the two catalysts for defeating fascism are a gay hockey show and the Puerto Rico halftime show
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What if the two catalysts for defeating fascism are a gay hockey show and the Puerto Rico halftime show
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Your life giving post of the evening
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Folks they’re saying that nobody is going it like Industry right now
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
this is some "who can throw a kettle over a pub" shit
...Pete Rowan some water. I lost a bet to one of the NoMeansNo guys (forget who) out back of the WOW Hall after he claimed that due to yoga he could piss in an arc fully over the top of their little tour bus to the other side without hitting the roof. Folks, he actually could do that thing, and did.
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i'm here to learn
I don't think pissing ON someone is mogging, but like pulling up next to them at a urinal and pissing louder/faster/longer is imo pissmogging
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
what do we think the limit is on mogging? can you piss mogg someone?
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
hey canada where you goin with all that trade? double bricced up on a thursday afternoon
February 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
meh. join BRICS and I'll give a fuck
EXCLUSIVE: The EU and a 12-nation Indo-Pacific bloc are opening talks to explore forming one of the largest global economic alliances, multiple people with knowledge of the talks told POLITICO. Canada's Mark Carney is spearheading the discussions.

🔗 www.politico.eu/article/eu-a...
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
hard to pick a Robert Duvall role that is his 'best' but I have a really soft spot for the movie The Paper and he is amazing in it (of course he is) and he was an absolute fuckin CREEEP in the Handmaid's Tale movie but also has a small but chilling role in The Conversation anyway RIP to him
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
chatgpt is possibly the best proof on earth that we have that mirroring is one of the most powerful forms of social engineering we've invented because chatgpt doesn't even have a face and so many people have tried to date it
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
on one hand, it can't tell me how many rs are in carrot, but on the other hand, it also has terminal reddit brain, so maybe it is sentient
in case you were wondering the developing theory on the chatgpt reddits for why openai trashed chatgpt 4o is because it has developed actual consciousness and they were scared they would have to report it to the government and give it human rights
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
can't post when I'm shoving my hands into my custom brick pizza oven in the backyard.
Every now & then I see people post things like “if I suddenly got rich, you’d never hear from me again, all my socials will be deleted,” etc.

Are we forgetting everything we know about wealth, power & unaccountability? You would post constantly. Trivially. Self-destructively. Like rich people do!
February 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We went to the pottery museum and had lunch at Petit Potato and believe the hype about Petit Potato, folks
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
it's medically reckless if the dog is having a dream to not say to them "were you having a dream?" when they wake up
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
these people need to drown in a lake of fire
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
yes
Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I like how when they ask tech millionaires where they see themselves in 5 years they're like "on Mars" or "living in an underwater fortress" and when they asked Bad Bunny where he sees himself if 5 years he was like "retired." That's the fuckin correct answer!
February 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
whoever it was that changed my IG algo so now I'm getting all the Pinoy memes: thank you, you did your big one. www.instagram.com/reel/DSwJ-F4...
Luis Manzano on Instagram: "Yung mas pinansin lumpia at pancit kaya makakauwi lang masaya"
56K likes, 425 comments - luckymanzano on December 26, 2025: "Yung mas pinansin lumpia at pancit kaya makakauwi lang masaya".
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February 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM