Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
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Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
· Feb 24
do not give me measles. I will be so mad
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February 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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I like how when they ask tech millionaires where they see themselves in 5 years they're like "on Mars" or "living in an underwater fortress" and when they asked Bad Bunny where he sees himself if 5 years he was like "retired." That's the fuckin correct answer!
February 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I like how when they ask tech millionaires where they see themselves in 5 years they're like "on Mars" or "living in an underwater fortress" and when they asked Bad Bunny where he sees himself if 5 years he was like "retired." That's the fuckin correct answer!
whoever it was that changed my IG algo so now I'm getting all the Pinoy memes: thank you, you did your big one. www.instagram.com/reel/DSwJ-F4...
Luis Manzano on Instagram: "Yung mas pinansin lumpia at pancit kaya makakauwi lang masaya"
56K likes, 425 comments - luckymanzano on December 26, 2025: "Yung mas pinansin lumpia at pancit kaya makakauwi lang masaya".
www.instagram.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
whoever it was that changed my IG algo so now I'm getting all the Pinoy memes: thank you, you did your big one. www.instagram.com/reel/DSwJ-F4...
People think that folks who live in the city do t look out for each other but I just helped a drag queen who is still drunk and half in drag up because she slow mo slipped on the sidewalk. It’s called solidarity.
February 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
People think that folks who live in the city do t look out for each other but I just helped a drag queen who is still drunk and half in drag up because she slow mo slipped on the sidewalk. It’s called solidarity.
Spike was closeted for a long time, got his heart broken and that's why he lives in the desert
Okay then, how about Spike?
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Spike was closeted for a long time, got his heart broken and that's why he lives in the desert
everyone knows about Peppermint Patty and Marcie but few clock Lucy as a mean bisexual or Schroeder as Aroace
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
everyone knows about Peppermint Patty and Marcie but few clock Lucy as a mean bisexual or Schroeder as Aroace
it's true. Nobody wanted to fuck a 19 year old George Michael. He was wandering the earth wishing to see a bit of ankle
One can be a hottie and be a dork. Wake me up before you go go? Dork.
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
it's true. Nobody wanted to fuck a 19 year old George Michael. He was wandering the earth wishing to see a bit of ankle
Drop a pin... I just want to know where you are for a reason that's definitely not related to you calling George Michael a dork
I love how growing up in the 90s the general consensus was that 80s music sucked and I’m sorry but Prince, Petty, Mark Knopfler, Phil Collins, Sting, George Michael, that was the decade of dorky lead guys who punched way above their weight class
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Drop a pin... I just want to know where you are for a reason that's definitely not related to you calling George Michael a dork
dinner party pro tip: if you want the dog to be otherwise occupied, dip a tooth treat in jus or gravy and put the tooth treat in a bowl somewhere away from the dining area
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
dinner party pro tip: if you want the dog to be otherwise occupied, dip a tooth treat in jus or gravy and put the tooth treat in a bowl somewhere away from the dining area
the dog is obsessed with my mini humidifier that has colour changing lights on it that normally sits on my desk but I've put it on a low table today
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
the dog is obsessed with my mini humidifier that has colour changing lights on it that normally sits on my desk but I've put it on a low table today
please welcome to the stage
Cumming Titcome
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
February 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
please welcome to the stage
Blade roasts on sale at Costco and I think I’ve just done a robbery considering the meat costs right now
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Blade roasts on sale at Costco and I think I’ve just done a robbery considering the meat costs right now
this is why sociology and stats are so important. Did they run out of condoms because people won't stop fucking or did they run out of condoms because the olympics are being run like an Italian airport?
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
this is why sociology and stats are so important. Did they run out of condoms because people won't stop fucking or did they run out of condoms because the olympics are being run like an Italian airport?
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
not the best joke to make here because he is fleeing his country to another one because he's a known criminal and terrorist
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
not the best joke to make here because he is fleeing his country to another one because he's a known criminal and terrorist
oh my god lmao!!!
Ironically I’m from Omaha.
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
oh my god lmao!!!
shit is hard these days. Let em eat cheese
That’s way too much cheese IMHO
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
shit is hard these days. Let em eat cheese
this looked at first like it was (something I just found out about recently "Omaha Pizza") and I was going to flip
I made a six-cheese pizza for lunch. It has cow’s, sheep’s, goat’s, and buffalo milk cheeses on it. 🍕🍽️🍜
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
this looked at first like it was (something I just found out about recently "Omaha Pizza") and I was going to flip
I can't believe Chris Farley's cousin would say that (that's 100% real btw)
![By David Welch, Keith Naughton and Jenny Leonard
02/13/2026 17:40:22 [BN]
(Bloomberg) -- Ford Motor Co.'s top executive spoke to senior Trump administration officials about a potential roadmap for Chinese automakers to build cars in America by partnering with US car companies, according to people familiar with the discussions.
The rough framework discussed by Ford Chief Executive Officer Jim Farley and Trump cabinet members last month would allow Chinese carmakers to manufacture vehicles in the US through joint ventures with domestic automakers in which the American company holds a controlling stake, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the discussions were private. The ventures would be structured so that both the Chinese and US partners would share profits and technology in the JV, the people said.
No decision has been made on the matter and the discussion was characterized by the people as informal and preliminary.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreibnelmpotmr4bj3orovsp2jdwmn5ofgkzjprhhvrggfvnmk3lpfbm@jpeg)
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I can't believe Chris Farley's cousin would say that (that's 100% real btw)
You should be allowed to pick which way you do the double luge arrangement imo
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
You should be allowed to pick which way you do the double luge arrangement imo
i think it's fine if Nick Fuentes gets rest of post deleted
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i think it's fine if Nick Fuentes gets rest of post deleted
this is fucked. I have written for The Maple and Davide is an amazing editor.
A Tel Aviv-based group that describes its mission as going on the "legal offensive against Israel’s enemies" says it is trying to "shut down" Canadian news organization @readthemaple.com
Shurat HaDin is lobbying Canadian police to arrest a Canadian journalist
www.readthemaple.com/a-mossad-lin...
Shurat HaDin is lobbying Canadian police to arrest a Canadian journalist
www.readthemaple.com/a-mossad-lin...
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
this is fucked. I have written for The Maple and Davide is an amazing editor.
Guess who’s got full immunity to measles, bitch!
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Guess who’s got full immunity to measles, bitch!
