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Karen Geier
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do not give me measles. I will be so mad
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Pinochet, a man that was famously held very accountable for his many crimes and died behind bars
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pinochet, a man that was famously held very accountable for his many crimes and died behind bars
oh it's good.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
oh it's good.
bröther mäy I reënter cülture
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
bröther mäy I reënter cülture
the dog had an incredible day running errands with mom and auntie Renee and he was so tired when he got home he put himself to bed lmao
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the dog had an incredible day running errands with mom and auntie Renee and he was so tired when he got home he put himself to bed lmao
damb I can't believe the director of Snowpiercer, Okja, and Parasite is woke
Director #BongJoonHo said he hopes the proliferation of AI is "the beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do." But, he added with a laugh: "I’m going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world."
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
damb I can't believe the director of Snowpiercer, Okja, and Parasite is woke
the third reich didn't own nuclear bombs and a military that spends more than the next 10 countries combined every year. it's not about who is smartest. It's about how many dumb people have access to toys that kill people
The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.
And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.
Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
the third reich didn't own nuclear bombs and a military that spends more than the next 10 countries combined every year. it's not about who is smartest. It's about how many dumb people have access to toys that kill people
People think you had to spend a lot of money on dog enrichment when all you need to do is put them on a westbound streetcar in view of a window
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
People think you had to spend a lot of money on dog enrichment when all you need to do is put them on a westbound streetcar in view of a window
Ok I’ve got an S Tier Kooky Pottery Lady sorry that ended with me putting a while in a piece I was throwing because of the startling punchline: we were talking about how cute bay skunks are and videos about them stomping (Google it) and the pottery instructor told us she follows a skunk on TikTok
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ok I’ve got an S Tier Kooky Pottery Lady sorry that ended with me putting a while in a piece I was throwing because of the startling punchline: we were talking about how cute bay skunks are and videos about them stomping (Google it) and the pottery instructor told us she follows a skunk on TikTok
Counterpoint: musical sensation Cupcakke (also: do yourself a favor and have a look at her Wikipedia page… a hall of famer)
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Counterpoint: musical sensation Cupcakke (also: do yourself a favor and have a look at her Wikipedia page… a hall of famer)
I got my first piece done with Night Moth back and holy shit believe the hype (these are the Mayco test tiles)
Pic to come
Pic to come
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I got my first piece done with Night Moth back and holy shit believe the hype (these are the Mayco test tiles)
Pic to come
Pic to come
Well it finally happened: my ex work wife is planning a trip to Frankenmuth for Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Well it finally happened: my ex work wife is planning a trip to Frankenmuth for Christmas
"Churchill didn't win the war so our food could taste good"
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Churchill didn't win the war so our food could taste good"
I am going to be rolling into pottery tonight on fumes and protein coffee
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am going to be rolling into pottery tonight on fumes and protein coffee
No show is capturing the high end LA Sleazecore aesthetic quite like I Love LA right now (complimentary)
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No show is capturing the high end LA Sleazecore aesthetic quite like I Love LA right now (complimentary)
I went out of my way to ruin baseball when I saw the nursing suite at the Skydome that my friend had to use
I think women ruined the workplace. They ruin EVERYTHING! They ruined feminism, they ruined baseball, they ruined spaghettios, they ruined my marriage and chances of seeing my children, they ruined it ALL!!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I went out of my way to ruin baseball when I saw the nursing suite at the Skydome that my friend had to use
I haven’t talked about the Hong Kong disaster much because I literally am without words. An immense tragedy
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I haven’t talked about the Hong Kong disaster much because I literally am without words. An immense tragedy
do you know how fuckin mad it makes me to be right about Mark Carney
Canada’s top political leaders are climate deniers. There’s no such thing as “decarbonized” oil and no environmentally conscious way to increase fossil fuel production.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
Mark Carney and his government are sacrificing the climate and baking in worse natural disasters in the hope of short-term profit.
People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
do you know how fuckin mad it makes me to be right about Mark Carney
do people not know why St Augustine is so popular or what
Kudos to Kennedy's handlers for getting him a cover shoot -- praying with a rosary! -- at the same time he's at the center of a 🤢 cyber infidelity scandal. No notes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
do people not know why St Augustine is so popular or what
ok #potterysky people: my friend in pottery class bought the unfortunately named but apparently awesome and versatile "running hot chowder" glaze and is wondering what combos are the best with it. Please weigh in!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ok #potterysky people: my friend in pottery class bought the unfortunately named but apparently awesome and versatile "running hot chowder" glaze and is wondering what combos are the best with it. Please weigh in!
When people tell you that nyx lip IV lasts, BELIEVE THEM
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When people tell you that nyx lip IV lasts, BELIEVE THEM
we have an update to this story: the only people who appear to have made it into work this morning are me and the project managers lmao
The work party gave out free champagne on arrival and then gave us all SIX drink tickets which could be used on anything including cocktails and some of my coworkers still did a pre drink. I gave 5 of my tickets away because I don’t need my coworkers to see professor karen do the splits
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
we have an update to this story: the only people who appear to have made it into work this morning are me and the project managers lmao
it's not making peace if you agreed with her already
Also,
I don't get why making peace with a radical fanatic like Danielle Smith, wildly right-wing on so many issues including the environment, should be seen as a blue check for the PM.
What other fronts will he give way on in order to maintain the peace?
I don't get why making peace with a radical fanatic like Danielle Smith, wildly right-wing on so many issues including the environment, should be seen as a blue check for the PM.
What other fronts will he give way on in order to maintain the peace?
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
it's not making peace if you agreed with her already
Once again the kooky lady is subbing in at pottery tonight
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Once again the kooky lady is subbing in at pottery tonight
It would be amazing if the Duffer bros came out as trans Ike the Wachowskis did
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It would be amazing if the Duffer bros came out as trans Ike the Wachowskis did