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bobby_hill_real
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices

ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i just had an incredible run in Solitairica, the final boss didnt even get to take his first turn. also i bought every item in the game and had 1200 gold left over (epic difficulty, rogue, expose weakness+haste+resilience+drop guard+sleight of hand)
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Paul Blart, Ball Cop
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Note to self: make Photoshop of "One Battle After Another" poster with Skinner and Chalmers photoshopped over the two guys in it and change 'battle' to 'rattle'
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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non specific guillotine appreciation post
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i am a delight to play online games with www.twitch.tv/serfins/clip...
serfins - I think you know what it sounds like!
Watch serfins's clip titled
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hey bluesky why the fuck is this post in my "following" feed. I'm not following this asshole. He's quoteposting someone I *do* follow, but I don't want to fucking see this shit unless *the person I follow* reposted it.

Fix your fucking shit
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
important q for the Catholics out there: what is the Pope's fursona
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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STOP THE PRESSES.

The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.

Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.

@hg101.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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[looks over shoulder]

[looks over other shoulder]

[whispers]

(i’m actually totally fine with razing the whole white house to the ground on the off chance it makes previously disinterested people angry in a way that the destruction of actual human lives has not.)
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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pee pee poo poo
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
up yours, microsoft
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lucrezia Borgia
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Hey remind me. Is "doing a slander against users to protect ourselves" part of the terms of service? Asking for a friend
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Trying to cheer myself up with my favorite pastime: resediting
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Me? Photoshopping cat heads on bears. You?
September 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'M AM GOING TO DO A STREAM AT 7 PST
i'm testing out my new linux setup's ability to run obs / other streaming related software by playing some of the finnish wizard accident simulator/electronic torture device Noita and some retro games. maybe some choose yr own adventure? twitch.tv/trash_muppet
trash_muppet - Twitch
hi im willie m and i LOVE TRASH*** FORMERLY ANGRIESTMONSTER_WILLIE
twitch.tv
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM