Mark Primiano
@doctor1hundred.bsky.social
I'm a steady hand.
I'm your cutter man.
I'm your cutter man.
8 PM in June: a fine time of day filled with potential and delight.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
8 PM in June: a fine time of day filled with potential and delight.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
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Ken Griffin wandering from city to city post-election like the Flying Dutchman
Eileen Higgins will be the next mayor of the city of Miami, breaking a nearly 30-year Republican streak, CNN projects
Eileen Higgins will win Miami mayor’s race, CNN projects, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold | CNN Politics
Eileen Higgins will be the next mayor of the city of Miami, according to a projection from CNN’s Decision Desk, breaking a nearly 30-year Republican streak in holding the nonpartisan seat and giving D...
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December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ken Griffin wandering from city to city post-election like the Flying Dutchman
Nacho is exhausted from his final check in before he goes off to his new home today!
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Nacho is exhausted from his final check in before he goes off to his new home today!
A place I worked at hired an "expert" on burnout and compassion fatigue to come talk to us once and her advice was "just don't get compassion fatigue" and it was one of the most bleakly hilarious things I've ever experienced.
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A place I worked at hired an "expert" on burnout and compassion fatigue to come talk to us once and her advice was "just don't get compassion fatigue" and it was one of the most bleakly hilarious things I've ever experienced.
Book 38 of the year. "What if Inherent Vice had a bunch of Great Depression Era Great Lakes references?"
Well I would like it a whole dang bunch, that is what!
Well I would like it a whole dang bunch, that is what!
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Book 38 of the year. "What if Inherent Vice had a bunch of Great Depression Era Great Lakes references?"
Well I would like it a whole dang bunch, that is what!
Well I would like it a whole dang bunch, that is what!
It's sincerely cool that a voice that once told me about music on my radio now tells me about weather and local sports on the little app in my phone.
Looking for some literal light at the end of the winter tunnel?
Congratulations: today's the earliest sunset we're gonna get. The sun will set later every single evening until next summer. 🏖️
Congratulations: today's the earliest sunset we're gonna get. The sun will set later every single evening until next summer. 🏖️
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's sincerely cool that a voice that once told me about music on my radio now tells me about weather and local sports on the little app in my phone.
My dad used to sign us all up to get a phone call from Santa Claus every year, well into adulthood, and it is maybe the funniest bit he ever did. There is nothing like being 35 years old and getting a phone call from someone playing Santa because your dad correctly thinks it is hilarious.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My dad used to sign us all up to get a phone call from Santa Claus every year, well into adulthood, and it is maybe the funniest bit he ever did. There is nothing like being 35 years old and getting a phone call from someone playing Santa because your dad correctly thinks it is hilarious.
My opponent in Learned League today's worst category is still one in which they get 78.5% of the questions right.
There needs to be a whole different website for these people.
There needs to be a whole different website for these people.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My opponent in Learned League today's worst category is still one in which they get 78.5% of the questions right.
There needs to be a whole different website for these people.
There needs to be a whole different website for these people.
Nothing says Bears vs Packers like a song from noted Midwesterner...Noah Kahan?
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Nothing says Bears vs Packers like a song from noted Midwesterner...Noah Kahan?
"We did not make the playoff so we will not deign a lesser bowl game this winter and choose to stay home" is some real hoity toity bullshit.
Notre Dame definitely deserved it more than Bama this year but I will be roasting in the warm flames of Hell before I ever feel bad for the Fighting Irish.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"We did not make the playoff so we will not deign a lesser bowl game this winter and choose to stay home" is some real hoity toity bullshit.
The College Football Playoff should be the team from each state that finished with the best record. You slowly whittle them down until one state is proclaimed The Best State that year.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The College Football Playoff should be the team from each state that finished with the best record. You slowly whittle them down until one state is proclaimed The Best State that year.
Notre Dame definitely deserved it more than Bama this year but I will be roasting in the warm flames of Hell before I ever feel bad for the Fighting Irish.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Notre Dame definitely deserved it more than Bama this year but I will be roasting in the warm flames of Hell before I ever feel bad for the Fighting Irish.
My sister got me a framed print of this for Christmas a couple years ago and I love it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My sister got me a framed print of this for Christmas a couple years ago and I love it.
The important thing to remember about Bryce Harper is he has part of a Las Vegas high school education.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The important thing to remember about Bryce Harper is he has part of a Las Vegas high school education.
Christmas Market Date Night! Christmas Market Date Night!
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Christmas Market Date Night! Christmas Market Date Night!
Not thrilled to see that the star QB from when I was in vet school is now the head coach at K-State.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Not thrilled to see that the star QB from when I was in vet school is now the head coach at K-State.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
Daring Erstad having the 15th most hits in a single season in baseball history remains so goddamn weird. How the hell did he do that?
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Daring Erstad having the 15th most hits in a single season in baseball history remains so goddamn weird. How the hell did he do that?
I had encephalitis back in 09. One of the big tells was I lost all sense of time. The neurologist brought his residents on rounds and asked me to look out the window and guess the time. There was a clock behind him on the wall. He was stunned until I pointed behind him.
not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I had encephalitis back in 09. One of the big tells was I lost all sense of time. The neurologist brought his residents on rounds and asked me to look out the window and guess the time. There was a clock behind him on the wall. He was stunned until I pointed behind him.
I hadn't listened to the album "I Love You, Honeybear" in a long time for significant reasons but "Holy Shit" came on during surgery last week and I forgot how incredibly pretty of a song it is.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hadn't listened to the album "I Love You, Honeybear" in a long time for significant reasons but "Holy Shit" came on during surgery last week and I forgot how incredibly pretty of a song it is.
I-L-L!
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I-L-L!
@wochie.bsky.social Oh hell yes, you're a comics dork too?
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@wochie.bsky.social Oh hell yes, you're a comics dork too?
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"the president had a preventative mri and everything looks fine" feels like the sort of information you only announce if you're pretty sure shit is about to get visibly weird. that's what you put out if his head is going to fall off and start walking away like the guy from the thing next week
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"the president had a preventative mri and everything looks fine" feels like the sort of information you only announce if you're pretty sure shit is about to get visibly weird. that's what you put out if his head is going to fall off and start walking away like the guy from the thing next week
Not quite sure how I got on their list but I got a promo email from Churu, the cat goo company?
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not quite sure how I got on their list but I got a promo email from Churu, the cat goo company?
My girlfriend and I went to SuperWrestlers last night and as so often happens at wrestling shows, there was an awful fan. Dude yelled out the f-slur at a wrestler during a promo. The whole show stopped and the promoter turned around and had the guy kicked out of the building. Pretty good shit!
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My girlfriend and I went to SuperWrestlers last night and as so often happens at wrestling shows, there was an awful fan. Dude yelled out the f-slur at a wrestler during a promo. The whole show stopped and the promoter turned around and had the guy kicked out of the building. Pretty good shit!
I refuse to believe Michigan State is actually that interested in Pat Fitzgerald.
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I refuse to believe Michigan State is actually that interested in Pat Fitzgerald.
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."