Mark Primiano
@doctor1hundred.bsky.social
I'm a steady hand.
I'm your cutter man.
I'm your cutter man.
The important thing to remember about Bryce Harper is he has part of a Las Vegas high school education.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The important thing to remember about Bryce Harper is he has part of a Las Vegas high school education.
Christmas Market Date Night! Christmas Market Date Night!
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Christmas Market Date Night! Christmas Market Date Night!
Not thrilled to see that the star QB from when I was in vet school is now the head coach at K-State.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Not thrilled to see that the star QB from when I was in vet school is now the head coach at K-State.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
I think he'll do a good job, it's just that the inexorable march of time is supposed to come for sll of you but not me.
Daring Erstad having the 15th most hits in a single season in baseball history remains so goddamn weird. How the hell did he do that?
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Daring Erstad having the 15th most hits in a single season in baseball history remains so goddamn weird. How the hell did he do that?
I had encephalitis back in 09. One of the big tells was I lost all sense of time. The neurologist brought his residents on rounds and asked me to look out the window and guess the time. There was a clock behind him on the wall. He was stunned until I pointed behind him.
not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I had encephalitis back in 09. One of the big tells was I lost all sense of time. The neurologist brought his residents on rounds and asked me to look out the window and guess the time. There was a clock behind him on the wall. He was stunned until I pointed behind him.
I hadn't listened to the album "I Love You, Honeybear" in a long time for significant reasons but "Holy Shit" came on during surgery last week and I forgot how incredibly pretty of a song it is.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hadn't listened to the album "I Love You, Honeybear" in a long time for significant reasons but "Holy Shit" came on during surgery last week and I forgot how incredibly pretty of a song it is.
I-L-L!
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I-L-L!
@wochie.bsky.social Oh hell yes, you're a comics dork too?
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@wochie.bsky.social Oh hell yes, you're a comics dork too?
Reposted by Mark Primiano
"the president had a preventative mri and everything looks fine" feels like the sort of information you only announce if you're pretty sure shit is about to get visibly weird. that's what you put out if his head is going to fall off and start walking away like the guy from the thing next week
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"the president had a preventative mri and everything looks fine" feels like the sort of information you only announce if you're pretty sure shit is about to get visibly weird. that's what you put out if his head is going to fall off and start walking away like the guy from the thing next week
Not quite sure how I got on their list but I got a promo email from Churu, the cat goo company?
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not quite sure how I got on their list but I got a promo email from Churu, the cat goo company?
My girlfriend and I went to SuperWrestlers last night and as so often happens at wrestling shows, there was an awful fan. Dude yelled out the f-slur at a wrestler during a promo. The whole show stopped and the promoter turned around and had the guy kicked out of the building. Pretty good shit!
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My girlfriend and I went to SuperWrestlers last night and as so often happens at wrestling shows, there was an awful fan. Dude yelled out the f-slur at a wrestler during a promo. The whole show stopped and the promoter turned around and had the guy kicked out of the building. Pretty good shit!
I refuse to believe Michigan State is actually that interested in Pat Fitzgerald.
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I refuse to believe Michigan State is actually that interested in Pat Fitzgerald.
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
"Yeah man, when you can hire a guy who went 14-31 and hasn't coached anywhere since 2022 because of a hazing scandal, you just have to do it."
One of the lesser known but most important aspect of a martial art is that it have a name that is incredibly fun to say. Muay thai, krav maga, jiu jitsu, aikido. Good stuff!
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One of the lesser known but most important aspect of a martial art is that it have a name that is incredibly fun to say. Muay thai, krav maga, jiu jitsu, aikido. Good stuff!
Branches of the Tim Beckman Coaching Tree now extend into two power conference jobs.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Branches of the Tim Beckman Coaching Tree now extend into two power conference jobs.
8-4! Now get a new defensive coordinator and do better next year (a thought I am thrilled to finally have as an Illini fan).
Northwestern actively wants to lose! Just finish them off!
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
8-4! Now get a new defensive coordinator and do better next year (a thought I am thrilled to finally have as an Illini fan).
Northwestern actively wants to lose! Just finish them off!
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Northwestern actively wants to lose! Just finish them off!
Man, I am going to miss Luke Altmeyer.
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Man, I am going to miss Luke Altmeyer.
There is a lady cleaning her car window with a pillow on my street right now?
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There is a lady cleaning her car window with a pillow on my street right now?
Favorite way to work out.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Favorite way to work out.
The little indie bookstore in my neighborhood is unionizing and all the employees are out front raising awareness about it but still telling folks to go in and buy books and man, this rules.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The little indie bookstore in my neighborhood is unionizing and all the employees are out front raising awareness about it but still telling folks to go in and buy books and man, this rules.
"You too can be lonely like Tom Brady" is a weird message to sell in a commercial.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"You too can be lonely like Tom Brady" is a weird message to sell in a commercial.
The incredibly non-zero and growing chance of Indiana being the #1 ranked football team in the country by the end of the day is simply too much to comprehend.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The incredibly non-zero and growing chance of Indiana being the #1 ranked football team in the country by the end of the day is simply too much to comprehend.
Rapidly becoming overwhelmed with the urge to grill in this snowstorm.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Rapidly becoming overwhelmed with the urge to grill in this snowstorm.
Bears are legit good? This rocks so much!
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bears are legit good? This rocks so much!
When Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes, they need to be placed in the Disney Vault for 15-20 years so I no longer need to see them. Jason Kelce can go with them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes, they need to be placed in the Disney Vault for 15-20 years so I no longer need to see them. Jason Kelce can go with them.