Juicero evangelist
@pukehammer.bsky.social
i am 30 or 40 years old and i don't need this.
I can't imagine wanting anything as badly as venmo wants me to have their credit card.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I can't imagine wanting anything as badly as venmo wants me to have their credit card.
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria Señorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria Señorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.
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1.3 million dollar baby
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
1.3 million dollar baby
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
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Possibly because it's been enshrined in a famous folk song, many people don't realize how recent the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald actually is. To put it in context, the ship's sinking happens to coincide with Green Day's "Dookie," which was itself released fifty years ago today
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Possibly because it's been enshrined in a famous folk song, many people don't realize how recent the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald actually is. To put it in context, the ship's sinking happens to coincide with Green Day's "Dookie," which was itself released fifty years ago today
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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Flim-Flam is a dark inversion of Velma’s materialist inquisitiveness that kept her chained to the physical world, while Scrappy Doo is a manifestation of Fred’s lust. Casey Kasem revealed this to Matthew Lillard on his deathbed.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Flim-Flam is a dark inversion of Velma’s materialist inquisitiveness that kept her chained to the physical world, while Scrappy Doo is a manifestation of Fred’s lust. Casey Kasem revealed this to Matthew Lillard on his deathbed.
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We also would have accepted the tumblr classic from his PR team.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We also would have accepted the tumblr classic from his PR team.
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I came across this recently, which puts it in a nutshell:
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I came across this recently, which puts it in a nutshell:
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reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
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PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
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Because it's not his girlfriend, it's his coke dealer
NEW: Why does Kash Patel's official jet keep flying to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives, sitting on the tarmac for an hour or two, and then flying back to the D.C. area?
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
Kash Patel’s Private Jet Problem Is Even Worse Than It Looks
This dude can’t stop flying to Nashville.
www.thebulwark.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Because it's not his girlfriend, it's his coke dealer
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
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is this child being educated
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
is this child being educated