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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5h

Cloud mastered T9 and then could not figure out a full qwerty keyboard.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 6h

We got Laguna Eight in a game 15 years ago, and Squeenix has decided that no punishment for joy is off the table.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 14h

Bills Fans after two (2) losses are generally funny because the doomerism is unfounded, but the reasons for doomerism (namely coaching and roster construction) are completely valid.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17h

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23h

Bold move when “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” is on the same album.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23h

I wouldn’t wear it, but I fuck with these color choices.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23h

Every time a long weekend flies by and it’s already Monday afternoon, I become that guy with the broken glasses in the Twilight Zone

“No, No! There was Time Now!”

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1d

The center is just do disappointed, like he was playing red hands with a cousin and the kid jumped on the most obvious fake.

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 2d

offside followed by slap on the head

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d

So I understand the Jets being this way, but what are the Broncos?

Why are the Broncos?

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d

The Least Microsoft could do for a nerd is put Wolfenstein 09 back on Steam considering they now own both ID and Raven.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d

I'll relaunch Moon Knight #1 a thousand times before I let X-Men be fun again

Monsters Inc (2001) Waternoose says "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die"

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

"Live Free or Die"... I would much prefer something a bit more equivocal and less terminal - "Live Free or Pout" perhaps, or "Live Free If It's All the Same to You Thanks Very Much." - Bill Bryson, Notes from a Big Country

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

Good to see that Studio 0 has maintained the culture of “endless stream where fuck all is announced“ from P-Studio.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

Time to watch the Mariners bat

The Seattle Mariners

“There is no escape” death screen from Hades

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

Regular Season Baseball is like watching the cousins play at the cookout, you can talk about whatever as it happens and enjoy a nice afternoon with some beer and food.

Post Season Baseball is like feeling 1000 needles of stress on every single pitch.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

The idea of a playoff just doesn't seem to jive with motorsport.

"McLaren hasn't actually won Constructors, they need to win the last 4 races" sounds insane because it is.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going to have an anxiety attack watching DET-SEA Game 5 Extra Innings and I am cool with both teams.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

(Yes I know the founder was from a cattle family in Iowa, I’m still pretty sure this is how it went down)

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 3d

How are we selling personal computers?

COWS

But what does that have to do with…

COWS

I don’t understand the

275 MILLION IN REV, MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d

We have long talked about Gamers vs gamers, but every day I worry there are far more of the former than I think.

I know the grumlings are louder than they are numerous, but they’re still really fucking loud.

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 4d

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4d

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d

Oh good, it’s the same shit across the pond

The Onion’s “Republican Party Attracting More Youth Who Already Look Like Old Men Than Ever Before” Headline

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d

Protocol 3: Protect The Rim

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d

”31 other teams let Bill get Cam Newton” was a fun narrative for a few weeks before that pesky reality kicked in.

Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d

Correctly Partitions New England into the greater NYC area, Hartford to Boston area, and the people who live in the woods of upper NE.