Side Dish President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
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I’m terrible at sex but it makes sense because i never learned to ride a bike
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’m terrible at sex but it makes sense because i never learned to ride a bike
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it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
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Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
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you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
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boy, half the cast of stranger things being virulent zionists really sure hasn't stopped a fuckin single person on my TL huh
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
boy, half the cast of stranger things being virulent zionists really sure hasn't stopped a fuckin single person on my TL huh
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don’t go chasing butterballs
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
November 26, 2024 at 8:26 AM
don’t go chasing butterballs
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
please stick to the stuffing and the gravy you’re used to
I know that you're gonna gobble turkey or nothing at all
but I think you're chewing too fast
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is there a mister beautiful screaming lady
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
is there a mister beautiful screaming lady
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anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
Things are so bad under this president i haven’t seen the word “pupper” online since 2015
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Things are so bad under this president i haven’t seen the word “pupper” online since 2015
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Please stop saying spatchcock.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Please stop saying spatchcock.
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If you get killed in real life, you'll die in virtual reality too
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you get killed in real life, you'll die in virtual reality too
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the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
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are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year
November 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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“The whole family needs to get vaccinated just off the strength that the wh*te folks telling everybody not to.” - my cousin
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“The whole family needs to get vaccinated just off the strength that the wh*te folks telling everybody not to.” - my cousin
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2024: people embarrassed by what's on their Spotify wrapped
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
2024: people embarrassed by what's on their Spotify wrapped
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
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paywalls. punch them right in the balls
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
paywalls. punch them right in the balls
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I had the Heimlich maneuver done on me at an Applebees in 2005 and haven't been back. Fuck the fiesta chicken specifically.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had the Heimlich maneuver done on me at an Applebees in 2005 and haven't been back. Fuck the fiesta chicken specifically.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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My suggestion to improve the grocery store experience is there should be an employee who helps me figure out what I need to buy. Ideally they would also come home with me to help me cook it
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My suggestion to improve the grocery store experience is there should be an employee who helps me figure out what I need to buy. Ideally they would also come home with me to help me cook it
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order