Paul Iutzi
pji.bsky.social
Paul Iutzi
@pji.bsky.social
Mostly not cheese.
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Lawfare Live: U.S. Strike on Venezuela and Capture of Nicolás Maduro
YouTube video by Lawfare
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We took out Saddam Hussein pretty quickly, too.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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We've reached Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" year... can't say as I'm surprised.
Haunting Soviet animation set in the faraway future of 2026

From: There Will Come Soft Rains (1984), dir. Nazim Tulyakhodjaev, Uzbekfilm
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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oh I can't believe I forgot to post this

here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Going to be watching Hogfather (2005) later, so it feels like a good time to share this perfectly captured moment from the story.

GNU Sir Terry.

(🧑‍🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I hope someone has recorded this and posts it. CBS will send takedown notices but once it starts spreading they won’t be able to stop it
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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“The children refused to disbelieve in the monsters because, frankly, they knew damn well the things were there. But she’d found that they could, very firmly, also believe in the poker.”

Terry Pratchett
_Hogfather_

Believe in the poker.
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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this is glorious

Larry Ellison: “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info before adding its bullshit to your balance sheet. See Cookie Preferences to confirm you’re not doing the Theranos thing again.”
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
One Night in Bangkok but it's a 16th century chanson
YouTube video by Jonasquin
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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"Display fonts are for weak, soft boys who lack the manly courage to squint at the screens in front of them. You need not appease them with trembling typefaces that drain the very testosterone from our amber waves of grain."
Times New Roman Turns Right
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio called the Biden-era move to [Calibri] ‘wasteful,’ casting the return to Times New Roman as part of a push to stamp...
buff.ly
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Mohammad wanted to get back at his enemies in the regime, by leaking their secrets to me. And he wanted to rekindle his relationship with the CIA, which had not ended on good terms. He was angry. He was determined. And he was desperate. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
A Double Agent in Tehran
Mohammad Tajik claimed to be an Iranian intelligence officer and promised to reveal his country’s secrets. But first he had a game to play.
www.theatlantic.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM