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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
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January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
We took out Saddam Hussein pretty quickly, too.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We took out Saddam Hussein pretty quickly, too.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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We've reached Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" year... can't say as I'm surprised.
Haunting Soviet animation set in the faraway future of 2026
From: There Will Come Soft Rains (1984), dir. Nazim Tulyakhodjaev, Uzbekfilm
From: There Will Come Soft Rains (1984), dir. Nazim Tulyakhodjaev, Uzbekfilm
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
We've reached Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" year... can't say as I'm surprised.
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oh I can't believe I forgot to post this
here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
oh I can't believe I forgot to post this
here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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Going to be watching Hogfather (2005) later, so it feels like a good time to share this perfectly captured moment from the story.
GNU Sir Terry.
(🧑🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
GNU Sir Terry.
(🧑🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Going to be watching Hogfather (2005) later, so it feels like a good time to share this perfectly captured moment from the story.
GNU Sir Terry.
(🧑🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
GNU Sir Terry.
(🧑🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
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The Match Girl - artist: thestuffedalligator.tumblr.com/post/6367759...
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The Match Girl - artist: thestuffedalligator.tumblr.com/post/6367759...
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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I hope someone has recorded this and posts it. CBS will send takedown notices but once it starts spreading they won’t be able to stop it
If you VPN into Canada you can watch the 60 Minutes CECOT story here (for now). Global TV appears to have posted the original tape by accident watch.globaltv.com/series/2893d...
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watch.globaltv.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I hope someone has recorded this and posts it. CBS will send takedown notices but once it starts spreading they won’t be able to stop it
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Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
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“The children refused to disbelieve in the monsters because, frankly, they knew damn well the things were there. But she’d found that they could, very firmly, also believe in the poker.”
Terry Pratchett
_Hogfather_
Believe in the poker.
Terry Pratchett
_Hogfather_
Believe in the poker.
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“The children refused to disbelieve in the monsters because, frankly, they knew damn well the things were there. But she’d found that they could, very firmly, also believe in the poker.”
Terry Pratchett
_Hogfather_
Believe in the poker.
Terry Pratchett
_Hogfather_
Believe in the poker.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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this is glorious
Larry Ellison: “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info before adding its bullshit to your balance sheet. See Cookie Preferences to confirm you’re not doing the Theranos thing again.”
Larry Ellison: “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info before adding its bullshit to your balance sheet. See Cookie Preferences to confirm you’re not doing the Theranos thing again.”
It's never truly Xmas till the @alphaville.ft.com Person of Interest list arrives
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www.ft.com/content/6d1e...
Person of Interest 2025: the longlist
A 12th annual celebration of cancellation
www.ft.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this is glorious
Larry Ellison: “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info before adding its bullshit to your balance sheet. See Cookie Preferences to confirm you’re not doing the Theranos thing again.”
Larry Ellison: “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info before adding its bullshit to your balance sheet. See Cookie Preferences to confirm you’re not doing the Theranos thing again.”
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
One Night in Bangkok but it's a 16th century chanson
YouTube video by Jonasquin
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
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"Display fonts are for weak, soft boys who lack the manly courage to squint at the screens in front of them. You need not appease them with trembling typefaces that drain the very testosterone from our amber waves of grain."
Times New Roman Turns Right
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio called the Biden-era move to [Calibri] ‘wasteful,’ casting the return to Times New Roman as part of a push to stamp...
buff.ly
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Display fonts are for weak, soft boys who lack the manly courage to squint at the screens in front of them. You need not appease them with trembling typefaces that drain the very testosterone from our amber waves of grain."
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
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Mohammad wanted to get back at his enemies in the regime, by leaking their secrets to me. And he wanted to rekindle his relationship with the CIA, which had not ended on good terms. He was angry. He was determined. And he was desperate. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
A Double Agent in Tehran
Mohammad Tajik claimed to be an Iranian intelligence officer and promised to reveal his country’s secrets. But first he had a game to play.
www.theatlantic.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mohammad wanted to get back at his enemies in the regime, by leaking their secrets to me. And he wanted to rekindle his relationship with the CIA, which had not ended on good terms. He was angry. He was determined. And he was desperate. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...