Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector
I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone
I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone
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The purpose of a system of is what it does.
OpenAI's Sora Is Letting Teens Generate Videos of School Shootings
OpenAI's Sora 2 easily allows teenagers to generate videos of school shootings and other harmful content, despite repeated claims of safety.
futurism.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The purpose of a system of is what it does.
Having never celebrated xmas, getting into the traditions is a very weird thing to start as an adult, but having a kid now I kind of had to. It was pretty cool seeing the look on his face when the tree came out tonight
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having never celebrated xmas, getting into the traditions is a very weird thing to start as an adult, but having a kid now I kind of had to. It was pretty cool seeing the look on his face when the tree came out tonight
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new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
It’s so cold in this house
"difficult, difficult, lemon, difficult"
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s so cold in this house
There is only one option and it should be obvious:
Back that Azz Up
Imagine you’re on the concourse grabbing a hot dog before the game and you hear those opening notes
m.youtube.com/shorts/_NoCd...
Back that Azz Up
Imagine you’re on the concourse grabbing a hot dog before the game and you hear those opening notes
m.youtube.com/shorts/_NoCd...
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There is only one option and it should be obvious:
Back that Azz Up
Imagine you’re on the concourse grabbing a hot dog before the game and you hear those opening notes
m.youtube.com/shorts/_NoCd...
Back that Azz Up
Imagine you’re on the concourse grabbing a hot dog before the game and you hear those opening notes
m.youtube.com/shorts/_NoCd...
So much bad news on the TL. We need another night like when Lemonade dropped on HBO
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So much bad news on the TL. We need another night like when Lemonade dropped on HBO
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
Martin thanksgiving episode marathon on BET right now FYI
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Martin thanksgiving episode marathon on BET right now FYI
Surprised people keep admitting to this stuff in public. Why would you try this?
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Surprised people keep admitting to this stuff in public. Why would you try this?
Dinosaur Jr - Out There
Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
The Hotelier - An Introduction to the Album
mewithoutyou - 9:27am, 7/29
At the Drive In - Alpha Centauri
Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
The Hotelier - An Introduction to the Album
mewithoutyou - 9:27am, 7/29
At the Drive In - Alpha Centauri
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dinosaur Jr - Out There
Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
The Hotelier - An Introduction to the Album
mewithoutyou - 9:27am, 7/29
At the Drive In - Alpha Centauri
Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
The Hotelier - An Introduction to the Album
mewithoutyou - 9:27am, 7/29
At the Drive In - Alpha Centauri
“When I was in Butler I found out that pee is stored in the balls”
This is a lot, but (allegedly) Olivia Nuzzi sent a secret recorder with a sketch artist to tape Trump at Mar-a-Lago so she could feed campaign intel to RFK, where [pauses to take a breath] something Trump said about his assassination attempt “would shatter our understanding of recent history”??
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“When I was in Butler I found out that pee is stored in the balls”
The collective groan we all let out when his “bombshell” about Butler turns out to be nothing will be heard from space
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The collective groan we all let out when his “bombshell” about Butler turns out to be nothing will be heard from space
It’s cold and snowy but I’m venturing out for some emergency gummy bears. Can’t take any chances
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s cold and snowy but I’m venturing out for some emergency gummy bears. Can’t take any chances
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i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
Richard Gere is intrigued
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Richard Gere is intrigued
I remember one year when this step-relative came upstairs and said she'd been watching the news and a bunch of people were lined up for some Black Friday Jordans but "they all look like they're on welfare" and I had to make it awkward and hit her with the "what do you mean by that? They were black?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I remember one year when this step-relative came upstairs and said she'd been watching the news and a bunch of people were lined up for some Black Friday Jordans but "they all look like they're on welfare" and I had to make it awkward and hit her with the "what do you mean by that? They were black?"
"Have you thought about terrorism or counterterrorism once in your life" GTFO with this appeal to expertise
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Have you thought about terrorism or counterterrorism once in your life" GTFO with this appeal to expertise
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
You guys, Josh Barro only has dogshit takes we don't have to act surprised
We are going to start a dialogue about Mr Hat hosting a podcast with that nepo baby moron
We are going to start a dialogue about Mr Hat hosting a podcast with that nepo baby moron
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You guys, Josh Barro only has dogshit takes we don't have to act surprised
We are going to start a dialogue about Mr Hat hosting a podcast with that nepo baby moron
We are going to start a dialogue about Mr Hat hosting a podcast with that nepo baby moron
Those little packets of gummy bears Delta has are legit though
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Those little packets of gummy bears Delta has are legit though
Now that I think about it, I’ve only ever had apple, strawberry rhubarb, and cherry. Have had numerous occasions to try pumpkin and pecan, GTFO. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a key lime pie.
Cheesecake is abomination because cheese. A lot of dessert is overrated give me some sour gummy worms
Cheesecake is abomination because cheese. A lot of dessert is overrated give me some sour gummy worms
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now that I think about it, I’ve only ever had apple, strawberry rhubarb, and cherry. Have had numerous occasions to try pumpkin and pecan, GTFO. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a key lime pie.
Cheesecake is abomination because cheese. A lot of dessert is overrated give me some sour gummy worms
Cheesecake is abomination because cheese. A lot of dessert is overrated give me some sour gummy worms
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Ring doorbells are horrible. Suburban neighbourhoods Facebook groups are full of paranoid narcissists posting screenshots of “suspicious” people who happened to walk in front of their house. Truly a community-destroying invention.
Probably the worst of them all is the Ring doorbell.
It’s sold as safety, but it’s much more about fear and paranoia in a box that turns you against your community. The more of them in the world, the worse our neighborhoods get. Don’t help the spiral continue.
disconnect.blog/a-tech-criti...
It’s sold as safety, but it’s much more about fear and paranoia in a box that turns you against your community. The more of them in the world, the worse our neighborhoods get. Don’t help the spiral continue.
disconnect.blog/a-tech-criti...
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ring doorbells are horrible. Suburban neighbourhoods Facebook groups are full of paranoid narcissists posting screenshots of “suspicious” people who happened to walk in front of their house. Truly a community-destroying invention.
The ACA allows charging smokers more, but this dumbass doesn’t know anything. The rest are nonsense
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The ACA allows charging smokers more, but this dumbass doesn’t know anything. The rest are nonsense