Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
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Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector Opinions are mine and not representing my employer
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Kelce dressed like my dad at his wedding
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Need him to dunk on the chubby national guard guys who just got sent home
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Time magazine was very nasty to me with the picture, they did AI on my neck, but people are saying my neck still looked better than Charlie’s
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Teach ya man how to squabble 😤
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What a crazy coincidence, I teach her karate
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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I am also willing to message anyone like a friend, with emojis, or for sexy talk
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“If you want your ChatGPT to use a ton of emoji”
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i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
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The angriest I’ve ever been in my life was when the Jeremy Renner app shut down before I could download the last DMs my dad sent me before he died
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The other absurd part of this is the cars people are buying. Go buy a 5 year old Honda Civic, or a CRV if you need more space. It will last you 15 years and cost 25k
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Rest of the guard also wants to get sent home, they pulling up like
55 burgers, 55 fries
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Telling my kids that’s Oasis
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Winter Dreams was in a collection we had to read in junior high, was my first introduction
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I miss my old stomping grounds. Really want to come back for a show coming up at The Loving Touch but probably can’t swing it
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A Whole New Theory has stayed in the rotation

Dan Coutant mastered a bunch of great records in recent years too
aaronblackshear.bsky.social
Need two Mock Orange sets like Cursive did, The Record Play and then one of the later era albums
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And then as long as Jeremy Chatelain is there do a Cub Country set
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The Kidcrash, Desaparecidos, The Broadways, Denali, Glassjaw, Girls Against Boys, Troubled Hubble, Stars, Rob Crow, Mew, The Jealous Sound, The Forms, The Constantines, Into It Over It, The Unicorns, Statistics, Paris Texas, The Felix Culpa, Criteria
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Juno, Castor, Hankshaw, Christie Front Drive, Compound Red, Velocity Girl, Coalesce, Q and Not U, Further Seems Forever, Firebird Band, Moneen, The Fire Theft, Small 23, Shudder to Think, Seam, Hayden, The Wrens, Not Rebecca, Six Going on Seven, Mock Orange, Sarge, Jejune, Joshua, Idlewild, No Knife
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Gatsby is good but is his 3rd best novel
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I knew everyone's phone number, pager number, AND their pager code for when they paged you from a random number
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Seemingly zeroing in on the word "birthright" as being somehow problematic, but we were mutuals who had interacted enough for him to know that was bullshit. He was just pissy about me criticizing the party and the leadership
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I was also coming out of a pretty severe episode, my rock bottom, so all the stuff on addiction was timely and hit hard
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I've always recommended it to people with the caveat that it's not for everyone and not an easy read, give it an honest shot but it still might not be your thing
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I had a month in between semesters in cold December Wisconsin with all of my roommates and my gf out of town, sitting at home reading the whole thing was perfect

You don't get a payoff, but that's also kind of the point