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Ugly bag of mostly water
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No.
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Skeleton, a sport practised by a few thousand people (probably far fewer) in this country, has received £5,765,123 from UK Sport for the 2022-26 period.

That's more than what was awarded to basketball, handball, lacrosse, fencing, squash and volleyball taken together over the same period.
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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How my wet table looks today. These dolls need a home. ABIDE, a horror game unlike anything else, is currently on Kickstarter and needs your support. www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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How to make pancakes the british way:
Step 1: remember it's pancake day
Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine
Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes
Step 4: no pancakes for you
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Can cities survive without the anonymity they give people?

Genuine question.
Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
February 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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not that it's not a complex issue but it drives me *insane* that we've been watching the world set itself on fire over the past decade or so partly because of people quite suddenly going from Not Very Online to Way Too Online and governments now want to recreate that experience with teens everywhere
February 16, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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ted bundy ass tactics by the gestapo
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My fave time on a Friday is about 2hrs post work, vegging out watching YouTube for a while and I suddenly remember it's Friday again and it's the cleanest hit of dopamine all weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.

Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.

Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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It is slightly irritating that the Guardian uncritically reports his claim that taxpayers are spending "an ever increasing proportion of our national income on out-of-work benefits” without pointing out that it is, in fact, false.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”

The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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(watching Full Metal Jacket) There's literally a peace sign on this guy's helmet despite him being a soldier, are the costume designers fucking stupid
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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What's that you say!

It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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Kind of bonkers that people in dentist offices are just hearing about this in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Labour has accelerated the UK partnership with Palantir, owned by Thiel.
Palantir is in the NHS, military contracts and the police forces. Mahmood described how she wants the "eyes of the state on you at all times".

NEVER trust this disgusting Labour government
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The B52's are one of the best post-punk bands ever.

Fight me.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM