Doug
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Doug
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I love my therapist because she handed me this Far Side comic as soon as I walked in yesterday
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
lan party staple of all time
Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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"It was the first time I'd ever mentioned that thing out loud to someone and I got an ad for it three hours later!": The person you were talking to, whose device was on the same network as yours, went home and searched for the thing without tracker blocking off, after being in proximity to you.
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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drew this instead of going to bed
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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The day where all of your enemies will admit that they were wrong will never come. You have to live for and build toward something else.
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Ursula K. Le Guin, spitting truth.
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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My opinion is that there should be one big button labeled "opt out" and when you click it it should opt you out. Just in general.
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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no but this time I mean it: oh my God
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
gang I've found the combo that makes edh fun
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I know what my custom faceplate will be for the new Steam Cube already
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@trenchcrusade.bsky.social hi team, love your work.
can you help me understand the desecrated saint's aura of envy?
It reads to me like if your saint and her friend are standing next to each other, your enemies in the aura cannot charge either of them. is that right?
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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ken just sent me this please enjoy
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM