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Jenny Briar

@jennybriar.bsky.social

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"This is a love song, in my own way." // 29 // North West emo // artist // vegan 🌱 // avi by https://quaggos.neocities.org/

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 6d

to the fans that held us down till everybody came around... welcome... it's SPRAX HEART EP2 BABYYYY

spraxheart.bandcamp.com/album/stark-...

STARK RAVING SAD!, by Sprax Heart

7 track album

spraxheart.bandcamp.com

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 9h

harassing my literary editor ex

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 10h

she was an intermittent but persistent nuisance so I successfully glass-and-carded her down three flights of stairs into the basement, where she will hopefully REMAIN

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

hoping it stays hidden 4ever now but I've launched my emergency spider protocol anyway: giving it a first name inside my own head so I can reframe it as a pet-like visitor instead of a hostile invader. hi Gemma

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 12h

I'm still pretty young but I think I'm finally old enough to start understanding what the fire feels like

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 12h

lol wouldn't it be crazy if this anthropomorphic hat was a human woman who wanted to shag me [remembering that I sort of have a gf now so I can't tweet like this anymore without looking insane] ughhhhh

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 14h

greetings from Chez Jenny

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 15h

I know I barely ever tweet about R&B but D'Angelo was soooooooo good at doing what he did that he's just undeniable to me

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 20h

[Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy]
he's anxious, autistic, or he's coded as trans
"a sad little boy", Jenny said
or he's vaguely molested and has chainsaws for hands
"a sad little boy", Jenny said
"that feel when you're a sad little boy"

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 23h

[seductively] yeah I'm kind of like that guy who everyone agrees is a huge prick. specifically when he was on the hezza

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 23h

when I'm listening to The Sound by the 1975 and he says "it's not about reciprocation, it's just all about me ^_-" I'm like yayyy ^_^

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

It's like I'm a stereotypical bottom except I can't even lie back and let the top do her job because I love touching boobs too much. Every second is about Me Having A Good Time. And thankfully some people seem amenable to this, but gosh, it is a little much

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

I do feel a little ridiculous when I remember that my ideal sexual encounter is "get seduced by a confident woman -> grope her frantically -> receive oral sex while whimpering -> get cuddles and reassurance". like Idk this does not seem like a serious grown-up sexuality

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

rang my mum on WhatsApp at 11:30pm to ask if she could come upstairs and move it for me (she tried but it evaded capture). a remarkable Pathetic Princess Moment even by my standards

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

huge spider started running around when I was chilling on the sofa and I was so taken aback that my arachnophobia kind of shorted out and I was just laughing "noooo dude noooo knock it off" as I rushed away

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 1d

I like it when an emo band drops subtle hints that they're into anime and stuff

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Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · Aug 10

[contacting the ghost of Satoshi Kon]
Kon-san, please... you have to tell me... are the women in your films meant to be sexy, or are you implicating your audience in your critique of misogyny???
[No reply.]
At least tell me how you feel about fat people!
["K-I-N-D-A F-U-N-N-Y"]