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i will always retweet my man richie
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i will always retweet my man richie
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Could be worse. Probably will be.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Could be worse. Probably will be.
tonight on #goonwatch: thugs chuckling in speed racer (2008)
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
tonight on #goonwatch: thugs chuckling in speed racer (2008)
i am far from the first person to point out that destro's debut in The Transformers vs G. I. Joe is crazy, but like, holy shit dude. additionally, #goonwatch: crimson guardsmen dying pointlessly so a cobra executive can aura farm, as usual
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i am far from the first person to point out that destro's debut in The Transformers vs G. I. Joe is crazy, but like, holy shit dude. additionally, #goonwatch: crimson guardsmen dying pointlessly so a cobra executive can aura farm, as usual
i have been playing pikmin lately. i think it is a pretty good video game
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i have been playing pikmin lately. i think it is a pretty good video game
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The goddess's henchmen. They consider themselves a sacred order, but they are nothing more than religious zealots and thugs.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The goddess's henchmen. They consider themselves a sacred order, but they are nothing more than religious zealots and thugs.
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get the robot
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
get the robot
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995)
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995)
oh my god dishonored came out 13 years ago, we’re still doing this shit? yeah man if you demonstrate that you enjoy using the tactical murder tools, the game shifts you onto the progression track that gives you more guys to tactically murder. did you also want a good boy medal
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh my god dishonored came out 13 years ago, we’re still doing this shit? yeah man if you demonstrate that you enjoy using the tactical murder tools, the game shifts you onto the progression track that gives you more guys to tactically murder. did you also want a good boy medal
just asked my wife what their favorite kirby copy ability was and they said the default inhale. so fucked up im considering divorce
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
just asked my wife what their favorite kirby copy ability was and they said the default inhale. so fucked up im considering divorce
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Resting place.
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Resting place.
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Me die? I think not, vampire. To me, my minions! Slay this false god! He seeks to kill me!!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me die? I think not, vampire. To me, my minions! Slay this false god! He seeks to kill me!!!
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a nice relaxing bath at the edge of the world
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
a nice relaxing bath at the edge of the world
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The armour designs in Legend of the Galactic Heroes is top tier.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The armour designs in Legend of the Galactic Heroes is top tier.
tonight on #goonwatch: hokuto’s henchman from cromartie high school, seen here contemplating abandoning his loyalty to hokuto. (eiji nonaka)
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
tonight on #goonwatch: hokuto’s henchman from cromartie high school, seen here contemplating abandoning his loyalty to hokuto. (eiji nonaka)
to my detractors: the “mere suggestion that a dog can talk - that a dog might talk” is not as suggested “outrageously scintillating” and is in fact completely grade school shit
such incredible form from bushmiller here that you almost don’t realize the joke is not that funny
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
to my detractors: the “mere suggestion that a dog can talk - that a dog might talk” is not as suggested “outrageously scintillating” and is in fact completely grade school shit
such incredible form from bushmiller here that you almost don’t realize the joke is not that funny
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
such incredible form from bushmiller here that you almost don’t realize the joke is not that funny
a new riddle i have devised: what element of God’s creation, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral, travels on two legs in the morning, none in the afternoon, and in the evening goes on but one?
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
a new riddle i have devised: what element of God’s creation, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral, travels on two legs in the morning, none in the afternoon, and in the evening goes on but one?
Darkly, or An Account Regarding a Mirror Acquired from the Estate of my Late Uncle
a short comic i planned to shadow drop as a zine a couple months ago. i probably will still release it physically soonish but i am tired of it sitting unreleased on my computer
a short comic i planned to shadow drop as a zine a couple months ago. i probably will still release it physically soonish but i am tired of it sitting unreleased on my computer
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Darkly, or An Account Regarding a Mirror Acquired from the Estate of my Late Uncle
a short comic i planned to shadow drop as a zine a couple months ago. i probably will still release it physically soonish but i am tired of it sitting unreleased on my computer
a short comic i planned to shadow drop as a zine a couple months ago. i probably will still release it physically soonish but i am tired of it sitting unreleased on my computer
today on #goonwatch: my wife got me the beautiful thoughtful present of an original 1991 cobra headhunter, from when gi joe joined the war on drugs. look how stylish this guy is!
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
today on #goonwatch: my wife got me the beautiful thoughtful present of an original 1991 cobra headhunter, from when gi joe joined the war on drugs. look how stylish this guy is!