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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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Poland failed to win the Hitler team over
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
The U.S. allies hoped meeting senior Trump officials would diffuse tensions and tough talk on Greenland. It didn’t.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Poland failed to win the Hitler team over
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99% chance this is what they mean
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
99% chance this is what they mean
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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I’m glad that will stancil is using his preternatural powers of being annoying against ice agents. Two thumbs up from me, that’s great
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I’m glad that will stancil is using his preternatural powers of being annoying against ice agents. Two thumbs up from me, that’s great
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I had a depressing realization this week... it is easier to find the Copilot button in Microsoft Word than it is to figure out how to insert a footnote in a document.
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I had a depressing realization this week... it is easier to find the Copilot button in Microsoft Word than it is to figure out how to insert a footnote in a document.
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Troops are required to refuse illegal orders.
🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice (DOJ) has requested an interview with Rep. Jason Crow (D-Colo.) over his participation in a video last year reminding U.S. military and intelligence service members that they are obligated to refuse illegal orders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
‘I won’t be intimidated’: Dem lawmaker vows to fight after DOJ expands probe of ‘illegal orders’ video
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Troops are required to refuse illegal orders.
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I'm beginning to believe a large segment of this country was raised on Post "Honey Bunches of Lead."
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I'm beginning to believe a large segment of this country was raised on Post "Honey Bunches of Lead."
Seems like a lot of people are complaining about the decision to not continue with fully online APA conferences but the real question is: should we actually have 3 separate APA conferences each year in the first place, or is that a bananas plan to begin with
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Seems like a lot of people are complaining about the decision to not continue with fully online APA conferences but the real question is: should we actually have 3 separate APA conferences each year in the first place, or is that a bananas plan to begin with
I have given them some feedback on their memo
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I have given them some feedback on their memo
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(showing you my collection of mere distinctions) i'm big into differences lately
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
(showing you my collection of mere distinctions) i'm big into differences lately
Dear milquetoast moderate dems. Here is a slogan for you to use as you pivot towards "Abolish Ice":
"No More Mr. Ice Guy"
I offer it to you freely, use it in good health
"No More Mr. Ice Guy"
I offer it to you freely, use it in good health
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Dear milquetoast moderate dems. Here is a slogan for you to use as you pivot towards "Abolish Ice":
"No More Mr. Ice Guy"
I offer it to you freely, use it in good health
"No More Mr. Ice Guy"
I offer it to you freely, use it in good health
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There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
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She spent the day taking photographs of a protest in Nashville about how in Minneapolis a lady got shot in the face.
One understands she is more than a little pissed off.
One understands she is more than a little pissed off.
She settled with the city after it promised to reform how it uses less-lethal munitions. But those reforms never came and Tirado (@killermartinis.bsky.social) has spent the years since struggling to hold law enforcement accountable.
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
She spent the day taking photographs of a protest in Nashville about how in Minneapolis a lady got shot in the face.
One understands she is more than a little pissed off.
One understands she is more than a little pissed off.
a lotta yall still dont get it.
residents can use multiple slurp juices on a single agent.
so if you have 1 ICE agent and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new ICE agents.
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
residents can use multiple slurp juices on a single agent.
so if you have 1 ICE agent and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new ICE agents.
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it.
residents can use multiple slurp juices on a single agent.
so if you have 1 ICE agent and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new ICE agents.
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
residents can use multiple slurp juices on a single agent.
so if you have 1 ICE agent and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new ICE agents.
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
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we are going to win
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
we are going to win
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January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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I just found a candidate that is polling 400x better than basically every incumbent democrat
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I just found a candidate that is polling 400x better than basically every incumbent democrat
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Among the Jan 6 rioters who have been hired by Kristi Noem and appointed as ICE officers is Enrique Tarrio, the head of the Proud Boys, who was convicted of seditious conspiracy and violent assault, who led and directed attacks on police officers.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Among the Jan 6 rioters who have been hired by Kristi Noem and appointed as ICE officers is Enrique Tarrio, the head of the Proud Boys, who was convicted of seditious conspiracy and violent assault, who led and directed attacks on police officers.
Every time I think about the new norm show I have wonder if it was a false flag operation because people keep saying conservatives only have one joke and then they went and really tried to make a conservative cartoon and couldn’t even do two full episodes
@lastpositivist.bsky.social pour one out
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I'm fucking crying
The New Norm Show
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Scott Adams
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January 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Every time I think about the new norm show I have wonder if it was a false flag operation because people keep saying conservatives only have one joke and then they went and really tried to make a conservative cartoon and couldn’t even do two full episodes
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so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
@lastpositivist.bsky.social pour one out
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
@lastpositivist.bsky.social pour one out