John Stuart Chill ☃️
@jsthrill.modphi.com
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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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John Stuart Chill ☃️
@jsthrill.modphi.com
· May 26
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
I can’t believe you all don’t want to let the supergenius AI decide which malware is right for your computing set up.
Maybe you need banzai buddy!
Maybe you need banzai buddy!
Everyone should be fired for using Microsoft (disclosure: my first postgraduate job was at IBM, happy to rant)
pivot-to-ai.com/2025/11/19/w...
pivot-to-ai.com/2025/11/19/w...
Whoops! Microsoft’s new Windows AI agent platform lets in malware
You might foolishly think the purpose of Microsoft Windows was to run your programs so you can do stuff. But Microsoft understands that what you really want is an agentic AI-first computer platform…
pivot-to-ai.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can’t believe you all don’t want to let the supergenius AI decide which malware is right for your computing set up.
Maybe you need banzai buddy!
Maybe you need banzai buddy!
It’s been a huge year for OpenAI and this year is going to be even bigger. That’s why we’re introducing our newest plan to help alleviate medical costs for Americans:
ChatGPTMD and Vibe Surgery
ChatGPTMD and Vibe Surgery
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s been a huge year for OpenAI and this year is going to be even bigger. That’s why we’re introducing our newest plan to help alleviate medical costs for Americans:
ChatGPTMD and Vibe Surgery
ChatGPTMD and Vibe Surgery
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P=NP now because you can just ask ChatGPT for the answer and if the original problem was NP then checking the answer is P
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
P=NP now because you can just ask ChatGPT for the answer and if the original problem was NP then checking the answer is P
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It is the year 2025 and targeted advertising has still not gotten past the stage of “I see you bought a toaster? Perhaps you would be interested in 5000 more advertisements for toasters?”
No! I am done buying toasters! Try to sell me bread dipshit.
No! I am done buying toasters! Try to sell me bread dipshit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It is the year 2025 and targeted advertising has still not gotten past the stage of “I see you bought a toaster? Perhaps you would be interested in 5000 more advertisements for toasters?”
No! I am done buying toasters! Try to sell me bread dipshit.
No! I am done buying toasters! Try to sell me bread dipshit.
Q: What do you call the good life for a cow?
A: moo-daimonia
A: moo-daimonia
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Q: What do you call the good life for a cow?
A: moo-daimonia
A: moo-daimonia
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29 Nov 2025
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
29 Nov 2025
What a time to be alive
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What a time to be alive
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My "The John Birch Society is not a secret society" bumper sticker is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my "John Birch Society is not a secret society" bumper sticker.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My "The John Birch Society is not a secret society" bumper sticker is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my "John Birch Society is not a secret society" bumper sticker.
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Indiana state senator.
I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Indiana state senator.
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i have conducted what may be the world's first speedrun of the icrc's customary law database.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i have conducted what may be the world's first speedrun of the icrc's customary law database.
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Our universities are being run by people who would be fooled by the wallet inspector bit
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Our universities are being run by people who would be fooled by the wallet inspector bit
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Introduce yourself with five stages of grief:
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Introduce yourself with five stages of grief:
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
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hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Remember when everyone pretended to care about decorum with respect to how Zelenskyy dressed? It’s funny because they are all just pretending to have principles and no one holds them to account
Now only did White House pool reporters not stick up for their colleague who Trump repeatedly called “stupid” but you can hear them thanking Trump a few minutes later after he ended the Q&A. Sad stuff.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Remember when everyone pretended to care about decorum with respect to how Zelenskyy dressed? It’s funny because they are all just pretending to have principles and no one holds them to account
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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had a really horrific nightmare (i attended a bari weiss book reading and had to stay the entire time)
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
had a really horrific nightmare (i attended a bari weiss book reading and had to stay the entire time)
In college a vegan friend offered me these amazing vegan chocolate chip cookies and could tell I was surprised they were good and he was like “yeah, I put 4 sticks of vegan butter in the recipe, too many people try to make vegan food healthy but it can be tasty if you want it to be”
People want to know why my gravy is so good. Bitch there’s 3 sticks of butter in there. That’s why.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
In college a vegan friend offered me these amazing vegan chocolate chip cookies and could tell I was surprised they were good and he was like “yeah, I put 4 sticks of vegan butter in the recipe, too many people try to make vegan food healthy but it can be tasty if you want it to be”
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the british press and politicians: graham linehan is just a sensible, reasonable, man being persecuted by the 'woke' simply for saying 'biology is real'.
graham linehan:
graham linehan:
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the british press and politicians: graham linehan is just a sensible, reasonable, man being persecuted by the 'woke' simply for saying 'biology is real'.
graham linehan:
graham linehan:
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"The Chair Company" is not a known comedy series
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"The Chair Company" is not a known comedy series
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Sonic & Kirby (1997)
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sonic & Kirby (1997)