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John Stuart Chill ☃️
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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless

a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
I don’t think you could take these dragons sorry
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sorry i looked it up, it was family values 99, which I remember because I was very excited that filter and the crystal method were there, and I hoped they would play the track they had done for the spawn soundtrack but they did not!
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well by the time i got to the concert i was no longer dressed as imperialism; i wrote “fuck to imperialism” on my shirt so that I wouldn’t get hassled at the concert and left my Union Jack back at my dorm
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I saw Kmfdm on Halloween one year when I was dressed up as British imperialism and they played juke joint jezebel and that was pretty good
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I mean, aces result if known = known by my mom and other people of that generation in my family
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My sweet prince? Pure morning? Basically did they do all the tracks I know off of without you I’m nothing?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Did they do every you every me?
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And I could do all the fielder stuff besides the curse
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It does not let up…so. I have to watch in like half episode increments
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Like I think my first five were smashing pumpkins, family values tour 98, allman brothers, Trey and friends, and rusted root, which is maybe not an accurate picture of my musical taste at all
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I was tempted to:

A) just do my first five chronologically and mislead everyone into thinking I am a hardcore jam band devotee

B) make sure to work KMFDM in there to mislead everyone

C) just put the mountain goats on there four times to best reflect an introduction of myself
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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still can't get over jk simmons's j. jonah jameson
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I told him the lot that would probably get Bluesky going was the collection of Amtrak memorabilia
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
As a materialist about numbers, it turns out that soundtrack is the number 38
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Seriously if I had personally led the effort to kill as many kids as Elon did, I would be careful about throwing around the phrase “non-violent”
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM