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John Stuart Chill ☃️
@jsthrill.modphi.com
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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless

a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nothing will beat the fb post that said “Someone on one of my threads quoted a line that sounded so deep, so profound, so *true* to me that I just had to google it. It turned out that I wrote it.”

The post on the left led to him writing a huge thread on how harrowing it is to give talks though
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every once in a while I think about Bret Weinstein (the less clever Weinstein brother) and I think “wow, this guy has somehow amassed a sizable following who think he’s quite bright” and I am sad for the state of the world
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If I owned a magazine named “reason” I wouldn’t publish the most dipshit drivel ever put in words
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Feel bad for the guy who tweeted this thinking that’s what flirting is
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Color me not shocked about Moti Gorin showing up on this list
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don’t want to earn orbs. I want to chat with my friends.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New Yorkers is it true that people didn’t line up for things before COVID?
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Seen on fb
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Someone ask bedbug if we are running a deficit or a surplus on trade in instability
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pre-ordered @themountaingoats.bsky.social annotated song book and it arrived today! (Due out 12/2)

Can’t wait to dive in!
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hard hitting coverage of the issues that matter most.

Look, I’m not saying that fashion coverage doesn’t matter, but I guess I don’t want them advertising stories like this to me when they have been dropping the ball on disappearing civil rights
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I assume this is the clip being subtweeted
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
BRING BACK READING COMPREHENSION
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My crazy view is that what the fuck is border patrol doing in Charlotte, which, as you can see, is nowhere near the fucking border?
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bring back reading comprehension!
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Crucial Thanksgiving pie:

(I use pecans not walnuts)
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Imagine writing this *to* Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM