Marko
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Gentleman Banker. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
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we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
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Great thread
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Great thread
@alancross.bsky.social This ties into your backstage rider episode.
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@alancross.bsky.social This ties into your backstage rider episode.
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It is this quiet, persistent practice of seeing clearly and letting go that transforms our lives. There is no need for elaborate rituals or rigid adherence to techniques.
Goodnight everyone take good care of yourself.
Goodnight everyone take good care of yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It is this quiet, persistent practice of seeing clearly and letting go that transforms our lives. There is no need for elaborate rituals or rigid adherence to techniques.
Goodnight everyone take good care of yourself.
Goodnight everyone take good care of yourself.
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"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." #TCMParty
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." #TCMParty
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Zoomer men really gotta log off the Hitler site if they ever want to have sex again
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Zoomer men really gotta log off the Hitler site if they ever want to have sex again
So when does spring training start?
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So when does spring training start?
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James Earl Jones agrees.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
James Earl Jones agrees.
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I think about that all the time.
What if the blue jays winning this fixes the timeline after the cubs fucked it up in 2016?
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I think about that all the time.
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Save the date!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Save the date!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
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I love baseball and it’s goofy thing where every park is different.
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love baseball and it’s goofy thing where every park is different.
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Loving my Bluesky Wold Series feed tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Loving my Bluesky Wold Series feed tonight.
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Periodic reminder that we live in a bona fide age of wonders and we can save it from all these dumb fucks trying to uproot it.
NEW STUDY PUBLISHED IN NATURE: People who got an mRNA COVID vaccine within ~3 months before or after starting immunotherapy for cancer lived longer overall than those who didn’t get the vaccine.
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Periodic reminder that we live in a bona fide age of wonders and we can save it from all these dumb fucks trying to uproot it.
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
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DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
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“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.