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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 2d

Periodic reminder that we live in a bona fide age of wonders and we can save it from all these dumb fucks trying to uproot it.

Joe Allen @joeallenjoe.bsky.social · 2d

NEW STUDY PUBLISHED IN NATURE: People who got an mRNA COVID vaccine within ~3 months before or after starting immunotherapy for cancer lived longer overall than those who didn’t get the vaccine.
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 5d

Naylor was awesome when he was in Cleveland. His celebratory headbutt of Francona was a classic.

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 8d

Conclave II: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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MsBatsngoths 🦇🎃👻 @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 14d

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 15d

Oldman.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 15d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Reverend Jesus "🐸" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 15d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Comrade Quill @quillbo.bsky.social · 17d

DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.

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Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social · 22d

“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”

“Let me introduce you to our frog.”

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Sep 17

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Dr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · Sep 17

Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.

Speaks for itself.

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Sep 15

Sagat in Street fighter. That movie did not deserve to have Wes Studi & Raul Julia in it.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Sep 8

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Sep 5

Colbert called it.

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · Sep 1

40 weeks after Trump dies, maternity wards will be pushed beyond max capacity.

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · Sep 1

Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.

The image features Chief Miles O'Brien, a character from the Star Trek universe, specifically Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The quote, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man," is a popular meme referencing Chief O'Brien's character and his background.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Aug 13

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

from onelegblackheart on threads

Dear Mr. Kotter,
I hereby authorize the release of my son's files.
Signed,
Epstein's mother

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Aug 10

That is good but I'm prefer the Moonlighting episode where they did Taming of the Shrew.

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kobayashi ḫamṭu @mattboot.bsky.social · Jul 31

Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")

[6] L To Calvisius.
Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish.
"How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love.
If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Jul 25

As a Guardians fan, let me say that you're getting a good dude. Naylor is awesome and plays hard. Also, he is a really good cook.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Jul 16

If you’re a DJ at a Trump rally and you don’t slip in Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” you’ll regret it forever

Shaggy - It Wasn't Me (Video)

YouTube video by Timeless Music Hits

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Jul 11

Saw it last night and it was awesome!

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · Jul 11

Just saw Superman and it was awesome. So much fun.

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🎃Boo-rendan Agnew🏳️‍🌈 @blcagnew.bsky.social · Jul 6

Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire?

Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · Jul 5

Do we still need Superman? https://on.ft.com/4nuyCJz

Do we still need Superman?

The world may be crying out for a saviour, but a movie reboot centred on this sunniest of heroes may be a hard sell

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Dixie ☕︎ @dixie13.bsky.social · Jul 5

#booksky

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