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update: I am currently in a movie theater TOTALLY ALONE and I have a FULL BODY HIGH
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
update: I am currently in a movie theater TOTALLY ALONE and I have a FULL BODY HIGH
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The meanest thought I ever had about a baby was “oh no, he looks like John Byrne drew him”
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The meanest thought I ever had about a baby was “oh no, he looks like John Byrne drew him”
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The teeth on the bus go chomp chomp chomp
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The teeth on the bus go chomp chomp chomp
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
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Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
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I come with glad tidings: Max Headroom (the main series) is now on Tubi!
You need to watch this!
You need to watch this!
a bunch of monitors showing a man in a suit
Alt: a bunch of monitors showing Max Headroom
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I come with glad tidings: Max Headroom (the main series) is now on Tubi!
You need to watch this!
You need to watch this!
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Me, in 2015: I have so many huge dreams, ideas, concepts…the world is worth the work.
Me, now: I want to fit an unrealistic number of crab rangoons in my mouth.
Me, now: I want to fit an unrealistic number of crab rangoons in my mouth.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me, in 2015: I have so many huge dreams, ideas, concepts…the world is worth the work.
Me, now: I want to fit an unrealistic number of crab rangoons in my mouth.
Me, now: I want to fit an unrealistic number of crab rangoons in my mouth.
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
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August 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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God we need more craft discussions and less fights about which tropes are good or bad that play out in a way that makes it clear no one even understands what a trope is anymore.
Romance should evolve, but its so clear when people want the shine and financial benefit of Romance without respecting the genre, its conventions, or the readers. It's disturbing, but not surprising that we've arrived in a place where CRAFT DOESNT MATTER is a thing people believe.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
God we need more craft discussions and less fights about which tropes are good or bad that play out in a way that makes it clear no one even understands what a trope is anymore.
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
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I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard
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Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
"You can't say "if this didn't happen then that would have happened" because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible."
"You can't say "if this didn't happen then that would have happened" because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible."
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
"'My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure,’ said Carrot.
‘Really? Well, there’s eleven of them.’"
"'My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure,’ said Carrot.
‘Really? Well, there’s eleven of them.’"
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
"‘Want to stay on here? I had a word with your Dean. He gave you a bloody good reference.’
‘Did he? What did he say?’
‘He said if I could get you to do any work for me I’d be lucky’, said Bill."
"‘Want to stay on here? I had a word with your Dean. He gave you a bloody good reference.’
‘Did he? What did he say?’
‘He said if I could get you to do any work for me I’d be lucky’, said Bill."
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
"You can't say "if this didn't happen then that would have happened" because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible."
"You can't say "if this didn't happen then that would have happened" because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible."
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“It's five thousand miles to Rome. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
“Hit it.”
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
“It's five thousand miles to Rome. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
“Hit it.”
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Toshiro Mifune lighting Tatsuya Nakadai's cigarette during a break on the set of SANJURO (1962)
RIP
RIP
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Toshiro Mifune lighting Tatsuya Nakadai's cigarette during a break on the set of SANJURO (1962)
RIP
RIP
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Timeline cleanse.
I gave Rosie a new toy, and she is SO HAPPY.
Bought it a long time ago and forgot I had it.
I gave Rosie a new toy, and she is SO HAPPY.
Bought it a long time ago and forgot I had it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Timeline cleanse.
I gave Rosie a new toy, and she is SO HAPPY.
Bought it a long time ago and forgot I had it.
I gave Rosie a new toy, and she is SO HAPPY.
Bought it a long time ago and forgot I had it.
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A demo mode that will play through a mission for you because sometimes you just want to enjoy the story and not lose your mind dying 24 times over a stupid helicopter mission. I love video games but I am bad at them. Help me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A demo mode that will play through a mission for you because sometimes you just want to enjoy the story and not lose your mind dying 24 times over a stupid helicopter mission. I love video games but I am bad at them. Help me.
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Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time
“‘Dojo! What is Rule One?’
Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:
‘Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!’”
“‘Dojo! What is Rule One?’
Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:
‘Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!’”
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
"‘I don’t know how to do officering.’
‘No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That’s why they’re officers. If they knew anything, they’d be sergeants.’"
"‘I don’t know how to do officering.’
‘No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That’s why they’re officers. If they knew anything, they’d be sergeants.’"
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
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