Emily J. Edwards
@msemilyedwards.bsky.social
She/Her. Author based in beautiful Los Angeles. Staunch woman. Links to podcasts, projects, and books: linktr.ee/msemilyedwards
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I have tons of new people following me, so I should do one of these:
Hi! I'm Emily. I'm an author (www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2274...), podcaster (podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...) & writer. I try to make people laugh. I write about sleuths in a newsletter: msemilyedwards.com/blog/
Hi! I'm Emily. I'm an author (www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2274...), podcaster (podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...) & writer. I try to make people laugh. I write about sleuths in a newsletter: msemilyedwards.com/blog/
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
* Bobcat (my back yard in CT)
* Lionfish (snorkeling in mexico)
* Humpback whales (I’m from New England)
* Pronghorns (driving through Colorado) (also a bonus Elk!)
* Peacocks (I live in Pasadena)
* Bobcat (my back yard in CT)
* Lionfish (snorkeling in mexico)
* Humpback whales (I’m from New England)
* Pronghorns (driving through Colorado) (also a bonus Elk!)
* Peacocks (I live in Pasadena)
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Dolphins (right by my canoe!)
Sea turtle
Snakes (so many types)
Pheasants
Foxes
Also rabbits, deer, assorted fish, coyotes and a mountain lion (once, and yes it was scary lmao).
Dolphins (right by my canoe!)
Sea turtle
Snakes (so many types)
Pheasants
Foxes
Also rabbits, deer, assorted fish, coyotes and a mountain lion (once, and yes it was scary lmao).
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Pilot whale*
Puffin
Barred owl
Spawning salmon in fresh water
Luna moth
*I think it was a pilot whale but this was when I was 13 so I don’t remember exactly. It was an incredible moment, whatever kind of whale it was!
Pilot whale*
Puffin
Barred owl
Spawning salmon in fresh water
Luna moth
*I think it was a pilot whale but this was when I was 13 so I don’t remember exactly. It was an incredible moment, whatever kind of whale it was!
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
* Bobcat (my back yard in CT)
* Lionfish (snorkeling in mexico)
* Humpback whales (I’m from New England)
* Pronghorns (driving through Colorado) (also a bonus Elk!)
* Peacocks (I live in Pasadena)
* Bobcat (my back yard in CT)
* Lionfish (snorkeling in mexico)
* Humpback whales (I’m from New England)
* Pronghorns (driving through Colorado) (also a bonus Elk!)
* Peacocks (I live in Pasadena)
Everything about this movie is great, especially Hal Holbrook, but I still firmly FIRMLY believe the best part of this movie is watching Dustin Hoffman try to upstage Robert Redford in every scene they share and fail, miserably, while Redford doesn’t even break a sweat
Back on my dad movie bullshit, rewatching All the President's Men for the first time in forever & muttering "oh yeah, that's the good stuff" every 3 minutes. Hey there's Martin Balsam, fuck yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Everything about this movie is great, especially Hal Holbrook, but I still firmly FIRMLY believe the best part of this movie is watching Dustin Hoffman try to upstage Robert Redford in every scene they share and fail, miserably, while Redford doesn’t even break a sweat
Reposted by Emily J. Edwards
At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
i just want literally anything vegetarian to come in packages as pretty as sardine tins 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i just want literally anything vegetarian to come in packages as pretty as sardine tins 😭😭😭
i have somehow successfully removed myself from all email lists except for maybe three that would solicit me for black friday sales
i feel invincible
i feel invincible
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i have somehow successfully removed myself from all email lists except for maybe three that would solicit me for black friday sales
i feel invincible
i feel invincible
thanksgiving leftovers are already gone, i love that we just kinda make enough food for two meals and then move on.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
thanksgiving leftovers are already gone, i love that we just kinda make enough food for two meals and then move on.
Reposted by Emily J. Edwards
I don’t know who convinced writers that “happy couples are boring”…but I would invent time travel for no other reason than making sure their parents never met.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I don’t know who convinced writers that “happy couples are boring”…but I would invent time travel for no other reason than making sure their parents never met.
Nick & Nora / Gomez & Morticia are absolute proof that what the audiences hunger for are two married people who flirt shamelessly and relentlessly and I don’t know how come Hollywood can’t just give us that again
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nick & Nora / Gomez & Morticia are absolute proof that what the audiences hunger for are two married people who flirt shamelessly and relentlessly and I don’t know how come Hollywood can’t just give us that again
the sibling of my college boyfriend recently went public with her transition and friends, i don’t know if there is anyone happier in this world than a supported trans person. she is LUMINOUS. she is EFFERVESCENT. she is STUNNING. she is JOY.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the sibling of my college boyfriend recently went public with her transition and friends, i don’t know if there is anyone happier in this world than a supported trans person. she is LUMINOUS. she is EFFERVESCENT. she is STUNNING. she is JOY.
maybe i’m horrible but if someone- anyone!!!- calls me a stupid person my immediate, knee jerk reaction is to call that guy a piece of shit. even if that guy is the president! do these reporters have no sense of self worth?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
maybe i’m horrible but if someone- anyone!!!- calls me a stupid person my immediate, knee jerk reaction is to call that guy a piece of shit. even if that guy is the president! do these reporters have no sense of self worth?
the best part of thanksgiving tummy is that it’s good for kitten snuggles
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
the best part of thanksgiving tummy is that it’s good for kitten snuggles
i hate that starbucks is using the proclaimers “im gonna be” because i think that’s one of the best love songs ever written and shouldn’t be anywhere near that f*ing company
if we’d had a wedding that would have been our song
if we’d had a wedding that would have been our song
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i hate that starbucks is using the proclaimers “im gonna be” because i think that’s one of the best love songs ever written and shouldn’t be anywhere near that f*ing company
if we’d had a wedding that would have been our song
if we’d had a wedding that would have been our song
Al Roker is honestly one of the best things about New York
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Al Roker is honestly one of the best things about New York
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Peace.
#givingtuesday #mentalhealth
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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oh so “chocolate diamonds” are now “desert diamonds”???
i love marketing
i love marketing
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh so “chocolate diamonds” are now “desert diamonds”???
i love marketing
i love marketing
boy do i have stories about a very famous comedian coming to our friends’ thanksgiving and trying us all to get to eat pot laced stuffing
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
boy do i have stories about a very famous comedian coming to our friends’ thanksgiving and trying us all to get to eat pot laced stuffing
DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW
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DOG SHOW DOG SHOW DOG SHOW
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DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW DOG SHOW DOG SHOW
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW DOG SHOW DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW
::slam slam::
DOG SHOW DOG SHOW DOG SHOW
my first thanksgiving in LA i woke up at 6am to watch the macy’s parade because no one had ever told me about tape delays
happy thanksgiving, if anyone spoils the dog show for me, i will go john wick on you
happy thanksgiving, if anyone spoils the dog show for me, i will go john wick on you
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my first thanksgiving in LA i woke up at 6am to watch the macy’s parade because no one had ever told me about tape delays
happy thanksgiving, if anyone spoils the dog show for me, i will go john wick on you
happy thanksgiving, if anyone spoils the dog show for me, i will go john wick on you
anyway if you have leftover Superlative Canned Goo you can absolutely melt it down in a saucepan with some water and make cranberry syrup for cocktails, waffles, or other festive treats
a cartoon drawing of a stack of red plates with a face
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a stack of red plates with a face
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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
anyway if you have leftover Superlative Canned Goo you can absolutely melt it down in a saucepan with some water and make cranberry syrup for cocktails, waffles, or other festive treats
shoutout to all the corporate social media managers out there doing the thankless task of “monitoring” all day for their overlords’ sense of security
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
shoutout to all the corporate social media managers out there doing the thankless task of “monitoring” all day for their overlords’ sense of security
husband is facetiming his 8 (?) year old nephew in Texas and the child just told him he got new boots for a barn dance
they live in San Antonio, where tf is there a barn
they live in San Antonio, where tf is there a barn
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
husband is facetiming his 8 (?) year old nephew in Texas and the child just told him he got new boots for a barn dance
they live in San Antonio, where tf is there a barn
they live in San Antonio, where tf is there a barn
i love living in an old house with doors to the kitchen so the entire house doesn’t smell like onions all day 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i love living in an old house with doors to the kitchen so the entire house doesn’t smell like onions all day 🤗
i was at college with the guys who were in Passion Pit- notoriously made a hit record with nothing but free GarageBand implements. there is SO MUCH OUT THERE for low or no cost. it costs you time and enthusiasm.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i was at college with the guys who were in Passion Pit- notoriously made a hit record with nothing but free GarageBand implements. there is SO MUCH OUT THERE for low or no cost. it costs you time and enthusiasm.
i love rebecca’s recipes so much, i cannot WAIT to order her upcoming cookbook
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i love rebecca’s recipes so much, i cannot WAIT to order her upcoming cookbook
Just saying, eBooks and audiobooks are both immediate and available! And Viv is in a whole lot of library systems so check your Libby/Hoopla/Overdrive first!
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS YOUR NOT-SO-SUBTLE REMINDER THAT IF YOU WANT A BOOK THAT WILL NOT ADD TO YOUR EXISTENTIAL ANGST *WHILE* SOLVING A MYSTERY DURING THANKSGIVING: IT IS VIVIANA VALENTINE GOES UP THE RIVER. GET IT WHEREVER YOU WANT: tr.ee/1F7L9-CWs8
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just saying, eBooks and audiobooks are both immediate and available! And Viv is in a whole lot of library systems so check your Libby/Hoopla/Overdrive first!