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One standard Dave
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A normal guy.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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it's hard to accept that power and wealth do not require you to be smart or savvy in some way both bc we're told they do and also because it's insulting, but. here we are.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The need for a police force at all is a failing of every other institution and social system. A city should be judged harshly by how much it relies on police to cover its other failures and they should compete on minimizing spend/violence applied by them.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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it's time! 77+ new items, plus free shipping within Canada ✨ shop.artbytuna.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What always gets me about 'the singularity could end scarcity!' Justifications for the mania is that we can already do this! Just round up everyone hoarding more than a hundred mil and shake them until they become human again.
AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"Cities should remain museum pieces for incumbents and any newcomer is strictly a burden" is the most loser mindset that powers the most loser politics in America today.
Moving to New York and pulling the ladder up behind myself, but wokely
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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For Canadians living in Ontario...

Doug Ford, the Premier, is planning to shred tenant protections.

Do fill this out as it'll email Ford, your MPP, Associate Minister of Municipal Affairs & Housing, and the Attorney General for you!

acorncanada.org/news/doug-fo...

#Canada #Ontario #Tenant
Doug Ford Moves to End Rent Control
Doug Ford announced proposed changes to the LTB that would strip away key tenant protections, fast-track evictions, and open the door to ending rent control as we know it in Ontario.
acorncanada.org
October 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Getting older means progressively perfecting your mario 64 thwomp impression when you bend over.
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The requirements are obvious. (Software)
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It's 🔥Five Years since the launch of HADES v1.0🔥!

Please enjoy this new rendition of 'In the Blood', featuring the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSp...
Hades - In The Blood (Anniversary Mix)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒

Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️

Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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AI appears to be everywhere, but that doesn’t mean big companies have fully embraced the use of the technology in their day-to-day business.
https://sherwood.news/tech/census-data-shows-drop-in-large-companies-using-ai/
Census data shows drop in large companies using AI
AI appears to be everywhere, but that doesn’t mean big companies have fully embraced the use of the technology in their day-to-day business....
sherwood.news
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT petition. We're lucky to have these, here.
Canadians: please sign this, because it never just stops at whatever some random corporation arbitrarily decides they don't want to support, when none of us have a choice whether to use it or not
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Real people might tell you something you don’t like to hear.
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars

"bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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CRYPTKEEPER: Wait just a TICKET. If I let you leave without a scary story, now would that be FARE? Here's one that gets RAIL frightening, about a dark and stormy night, the kind where you just might get caught in the TRAIN. That's right - the bone chilling tale of AN ADULT MAN WHO RODE THE SUBWAY.
August 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Genuinely happy that the 7 year long development time was spent working at a leisurely pace, spending time with their families and flexing their creative muscles - with no pressure to expand their company, deliver sooner or read a single reddit post. Smartest people in our entire industry.
BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.

Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.

This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Why ‘Silksong’ Took Seven Years to Make
The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that it’s become an internet meme
www.bloomberg.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:

Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions

www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
People must accept that having more than someone else will not fulfill them before we can address the rampant hatred for the Other.
What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]
August 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM