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One standard Dave
@onestandarddave.bsky.social
A normal guy.
@mikestarrunner.gg looking sadly at an empty bowl of ox tail.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The way you draw hair aways reminds me of rippling leaves in the wind. Lively, organic, life affirming.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Go for a twofer. Blind Hunter with a seeing eye boyfriend Marc (short for Marco Pollo)
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sounds made up. Just say the subway broke down and your car ran away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
'Oh cool. So which one of you is the municipal dweeb and which one of you chain smokes?'
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shaming your wife for sneaking 2 measly eggs. What would Gaston say?
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Blanc's disappointment and rant about how stupid everyone is was very us.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
'We didn't look at the market or ask customers what they wanted for 15 years' is really a thing to admit.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pineapple jasmine, 25% sweet/ice. Grass jelly if I'm craving more sweets.
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The giant imaginary @mikestarrunner.gg is with me.
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fair point. I'll check the research on that, may just be an old prejudiced assumption. Definitely willing to pay more for local farmer produce just for the economic impact so long as its a reasonably close environmental cost.
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I try very hard not to buy produce that can be produced locally but has been imported. Economies of scale be damned thats just wasteful.
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Internet is dead. Long live Nintendo Power.
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM