Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
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Full-time, bestselling author with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social ♡ Newfoundlander ♡ ♡ #AmWriting SFFH: J.M. Keep ♡ Romance: @alexisabbott.bsky.social ♡ Erotica: @candyquinn.bsky.social ♡
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It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease
The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.
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jekeep.bsky.social
Had sudden story inspo, so went and hammered out an introductory chapter so I could capture the vibe while it was fresh in mind. #AmWriting
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Notebooks, google docs, discord channels, and ellipsus docs filled with ideas. Whatever system works is the best system haha. David Lynch had napkins of ideas.

Most of our planning happens in discord, or IRL, then we flesh it out in discord, then put it in a doc.
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Get yourself a boyfriend who can help you with your math homework when you're 16, and then when you're 41, you can get your husband to help you with the math for your video game economy spreadsheet.
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Alert: Your KDP Account

#indieauthor #amwriting #author
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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every linux person i know: you should try linux, it’s great and easy!

also every linux person i know:
ed3d.net
Ed @ed3d.net · 13h
ed: I want to just install a Linux desktop and I prefer KDE

also ed: fedora doesn't have even nouveau out of the box and says "mess with rpmfusion"

also ed: "'nobara linux'? that has one developer"

also ed: "kubuntu's installer crashes making encrypted partitions"
jmkeep.bsky.social
Massive authors have been full out banned from Amazon. Author's make up such a small percent of Amazon's income, and even big publishers have trouble making Amazon do anything. They even cut their author representative program for bestsellers a few years ago.
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Oh and Dog Soldiers was good!
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Night Bitch is a new kinda take on it that mostly is an allegory for motherhood. Very much feminist horror that doesn't have a lot of subtly but is a good watch.
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It's been really upsetting to stumble on AI videos of tragedy on tiktok. There's an account making videos of Mt. Everest deaths lately. Probably won't be able to use the app much longer because of unmarked AI and it sucks.
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This is how a $45 shirt becomes $90 and then $180. This 2x multiplying through the chain is called keystone pricing.

So why can't the brand just sell it to a consumer for $90, cutting out the retail markup? Because if they become a retailer, they will need to raise prices to cover their new costs.
A clothing store with suits on the rack and bags on the shelf.
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AI is the aesthetic of fascism so upon seeing slop they thought "that's ours"
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dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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jekeep.bsky.social
Always thought we watched the original Ju-On, but no, we'd never seen The Curse 1 & 2! They were straight-to-video low budget releases. But you can see the solid foundation, well done for it's budget.

The best of the series remains "Origins". It was so chilling, it slips into my thoughts regularly.
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jmkeep.bsky.social
It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease
The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.
jmkeep.bsky.social
One of the most true 'trashy if you're poor, classy if you're rich' things is being eccentric.
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Main character to his wife:

"You wanna give up? You want to sit here and die? If so, tell me. Because I will sit here and die with you."

*Sniffle*
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Watching "The Crazies", which I remembered liking:

Main character to another man: "Tell you what, you don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife, and I won't ask you why you can."

Okay yeah, I remember why I liked this movie so much. The rare good movie husband.
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Out and about canvassing in Port Union last week a lady was talking about jam making....as you do in Newfoundland! She insisted that I try putting 1tbsp of custard powder in a batch—"makes the BEST blueberry jam EVER" she said.

Now YOU know the secret!
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www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Three Newfoundland activists remain detained. Israelis prevent them from sleeping.

They played music repeatedly throughout the night and would wake up the detainees by shining lights, making noise and shaking them. She described the treatment as psychological torture.
Canadian epidemiologist says she experienced psychological torture in Israeli custody | CBC Accessibility
A Canadian epidemiologist says she experienced psychological torture in Israeli custody after she was detained while participating in a flotilla trying to bring aid to Gaza.
www.cbc.ca
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The far-right mouthpiece who told young men to clean up their place while in front of his very clearly messy home, now has contracted an illness from all the mold in his home.

If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.
Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold
Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."
www.newsweek.com
jmkeep.bsky.social
The new Sora shit doesn't have the same tells, and while it's still obvious, you basically have to watch the videos in slow motion to tell and I just hate it so much. And then you have people erasing the watermark, then other people putting the watermark on their non-AI videos to shitpost.
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The internet has been a huge chunk of my life since I was 12 years old. It's where my best friends and my career lives.

I can't just not be on the internet, but so much joy has been sucked from it.

I hate having to scrutinize every video, every image, every piece of text to see if it's AI slop.
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Ocean's Edge is now booking both developmental and copy & line editing slots for mid-December & January.

I live in Canada & invoice in CAD, good value for my American & European clients.

Fourteen years editing Indies.

www.oceansedgeediting.com/services.html

#amediting #editor #writingcommunity
Tag line for Ocean's Edge Editing, which reads Give me your double negatives, your comma splices, your run-on sentences, yearning to breathe free. Friendly inquiries encouraged.
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jekeep.bsky.social
NYT reporting that Venezuela offered the US sweeping economic concessions, ceasing trade with China, etc., an ownership stake in all present & future oil/gold, to end the threat of war. But the US refused anything less than full capitulation to replace the government with an American puppet regime.