Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
Worst part about owning a house is there are some problems where it's hard to tell if it's a $3 problem, a $300 problem, or a $3000 problem.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Worst part about owning a house is there are some problems where it's hard to tell if it's a $3 problem, a $300 problem, or a $3000 problem.
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In these dark times, it's important to revel in the miserable defeat of fascists.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In these dark times, it's important to revel in the miserable defeat of fascists.
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For a century people being endangered on our roads have been told they are the problem.
This from 1927.
This from 1927.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
For a century people being endangered on our roads have been told they are the problem.
This from 1927.
This from 1927.
On tiktok I ran across the second Buffy and Angel shipper in two days and I try not to yuck people's yum but I'd ship Buffy with almost everyone (Xander not included) before Angel. Clem would be several notches above Angel for me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
On tiktok I ran across the second Buffy and Angel shipper in two days and I try not to yuck people's yum but I'd ship Buffy with almost everyone (Xander not included) before Angel. Clem would be several notches above Angel for me.
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
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Let's get real, they're making one of my books into a movie. That's that. Fuck using my dictatorial powers to prop up someone elses work. (But also no, I want more weird art films, with a lot less input from the financiers. Let some weird directors make shit unhindered.)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let's get real, they're making one of my books into a movie. That's that. Fuck using my dictatorial powers to prop up someone elses work. (But also no, I want more weird art films, with a lot less input from the financiers. Let some weird directors make shit unhindered.)
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Doing my best not to be a grump about Christmas, but everyone starting up so damn early is unavoidably making me sick of the tacky Christmas aesthetic before December even rolls around.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Doing my best not to be a grump about Christmas, but everyone starting up so damn early is unavoidably making me sick of the tacky Christmas aesthetic before December even rolls around.
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The Scam Economy is terrorizing people in their homes during the holidays. But don't you dare complain, you Luddite! The economy relies on everyone being scammed all the time in every facet of their lives! You don't want the economy to crash, DO YOU?!
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Scam Economy is terrorizing people in their homes during the holidays. But don't you dare complain, you Luddite! The economy relies on everyone being scammed all the time in every facet of their lives! You don't want the economy to crash, DO YOU?!
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I love that my life no longer gets to involve the joy of sitting or laying down. Such extravagant excess those activities were! Decadence!
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love that my life no longer gets to involve the joy of sitting or laying down. Such extravagant excess those activities were! Decadence!
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When George Costanza's therapist says "I thought you didn't believe in God?" and he says, "I do for the bad things!" He was really cooking.
It's so much more satisfying to curse a deity than random happenstance.
It's so much more satisfying to curse a deity than random happenstance.
a bald man wearing glasses is sitting at a table with ketchup and mustard bottles and talking to a man .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting at a table with ketchup and mustard bottles and talking to a man .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When George Costanza's therapist says "I thought you didn't believe in God?" and he says, "I do for the bad things!" He was really cooking.
It's so much more satisfying to curse a deity than random happenstance.
It's so much more satisfying to curse a deity than random happenstance.
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Please support them!! :D Let's all support other indie artists and authors!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Please support them!! :D Let's all support other indie artists and authors!!
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I've got a book out today! www.writeforharlequin.com/the-author-s... #romancelandia
The Author Spotlight | December 2025
Writing a book is always a journey! Even for authors who have written multiple books, there are still twists and…
www.writeforharlequin.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I've got a book out today! www.writeforharlequin.com/the-author-s... #romancelandia
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But the rest of us need an austerity budget bc there isn’t enough money to go around :( :( :(
Corporate profits before taxes in Canada hit a new peak in the 3rd quarter, rising 7.6% from the 2nd quarter, StatCan reported yesterday. The previous pre-tax peak was in 2022 Q2. Telecomm profits jumped an extraordinary $10.4 billion but these were mostly one-time non-operational gains. #cdnecon
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
But the rest of us need an austerity budget bc there isn’t enough money to go around :( :( :(
I asked @jekeep.bsky.social for a chip and he said it was the last one but as he started handing it to me the corner broke off and it bounced off my hands to the floor and that's how the days been going.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I asked @jekeep.bsky.social for a chip and he said it was the last one but as he started handing it to me the corner broke off and it bounced off my hands to the floor and that's how the days been going.
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Once again reminding people that indie authors are almost always down to hand out review copies.
There's no reason to pirate their books.
#booksky
There's no reason to pirate their books.
#booksky
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Once again reminding people that indie authors are almost always down to hand out review copies.
There's no reason to pirate their books.
#booksky
There's no reason to pirate their books.
#booksky
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The more Star Wars that comes out the more I realize how much it benefited from an air of mystery around its wider galaxy and lore.
Every new spinoff, sequel or prequel is just sapping appeal from the franchise at this point.
Every new spinoff, sequel or prequel is just sapping appeal from the franchise at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The more Star Wars that comes out the more I realize how much it benefited from an air of mystery around its wider galaxy and lore.
Every new spinoff, sequel or prequel is just sapping appeal from the franchise at this point.
Every new spinoff, sequel or prequel is just sapping appeal from the franchise at this point.
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Instead of taking the easy out of denouncing the fraudulent AI report commissioned by the liberals, the new Tory government is trusting in the company to "review" itself. Even as it insists that the report based on false citations remains good.
Liberal, Tory, same old story. Just out to rip us off.
Liberal, Tory, same old story. Just out to rip us off.
N.L. asks Deloitte to carry out review after 'incorrect' citations found in $1.6M provincial health plan | CBC News
The Newfoundland and Labrador government says it's been in contact with the private company responsible for a new report meant to guide the province into the future, which was found to contain fake ci...
www.cbc.ca
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Instead of taking the easy out of denouncing the fraudulent AI report commissioned by the liberals, the new Tory government is trusting in the company to "review" itself. Even as it insists that the report based on false citations remains good.
Liberal, Tory, same old story. Just out to rip us off.
Liberal, Tory, same old story. Just out to rip us off.
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I can't help but feel that as we got better at solving issues with computers and software, our society simultaneously got way worse at simpler, better solutions via smart engineering.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I can't help but feel that as we got better at solving issues with computers and software, our society simultaneously got way worse at simpler, better solutions via smart engineering.
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"Fuck Amazon, it's not like they aren't screwing over authors!!"
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Fuck Amazon, it's not like they aren't screwing over authors!!"
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
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Been screeching about this a lot in recent years, as the Amazon boycott push intensifies: supporting actual authors has gotten utterly forgotten in the process.
I see people constantly promoting sites that are either A) pirating, that give us nothing, or B) sites that pay authors next to nothing.
I see people constantly promoting sites that are either A) pirating, that give us nothing, or B) sites that pay authors next to nothing.
"Fuck Amazon, it's not like they aren't screwing over authors!!"
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
Amazon pays me 70% royalties on ebooks. You downloading my shit from Anna's pays me *nothing* you dumbass little shit.
"I'm so poor" - And? A bunch of you are steal from my poor friends who are struggling to buy groceries, too.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Been screeching about this a lot in recent years, as the Amazon boycott push intensifies: supporting actual authors has gotten utterly forgotten in the process.
I see people constantly promoting sites that are either A) pirating, that give us nothing, or B) sites that pay authors next to nothing.
I see people constantly promoting sites that are either A) pirating, that give us nothing, or B) sites that pay authors next to nothing.
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Please nobody do this. Unless you're on VERY close, intimate terms with them.
And also FYI: your thoughts are not in need of policing. Think whatever you want. It doesn't affect the world around you unless you choose to take action on it.
And also FYI: your thoughts are not in need of policing. Think whatever you want. It doesn't affect the world around you unless you choose to take action on it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Please nobody do this. Unless you're on VERY close, intimate terms with them.
And also FYI: your thoughts are not in need of policing. Think whatever you want. It doesn't affect the world around you unless you choose to take action on it.
And also FYI: your thoughts are not in need of policing. Think whatever you want. It doesn't affect the world around you unless you choose to take action on it.
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"ChatGPT users will be able to link their Intuit accounts and act on personalized tax and financial insights inside ChatGPT."
Oh yea, put all your personal tax information in this thing that has no respect for privacy, security, or confidential information. Sound decision.
Oh yea, put all your personal tax information in this thing that has no respect for privacy, security, or confidential information. Sound decision.
TurboTax and QuickBooks paid $100million to integrate ChatGPT.
Because when you're doing your taxes? What you want is the involvement of a lie machine that doesn't understand math.
Because when you're doing your taxes? What you want is the involvement of a lie machine that doesn't understand math.
Intuit to pay OpenAI over $100 million for model access, ChatGPT integrates with TurboTax
Intuit has struck a $100 million-plus deal with OpenAI to bring AI into its financial products like TurboTax and QuickBooks.
www.cnbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"ChatGPT users will be able to link their Intuit accounts and act on personalized tax and financial insights inside ChatGPT."
Oh yea, put all your personal tax information in this thing that has no respect for privacy, security, or confidential information. Sound decision.
Oh yea, put all your personal tax information in this thing that has no respect for privacy, security, or confidential information. Sound decision.
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It was the first frozen puddle day of the year! And little Laszlo showed his mettle as a true Keep by rushing ahead and breaking the very first piece of ice!
Made a good glass shattering sound.
Made a good glass shattering sound.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It was the first frozen puddle day of the year! And little Laszlo showed his mettle as a true Keep by rushing ahead and breaking the very first piece of ice!
Made a good glass shattering sound.
Made a good glass shattering sound.
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Ah Alexa, you recommending I send my rival 1000 tissue boxes is a masterstroke.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Ah Alexa, you recommending I send my rival 1000 tissue boxes is a masterstroke.