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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
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Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social

♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Just buy canned meat to save money.
The price of various canned meats from $3.99-$5.79 Canadian. KAM canned meat on sale from $8.49 to $5.99. Sockeye salmon in cans. $8.49-$9.49
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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😭
Newfoundland chow mein which is mostly just white cabbage.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Why doesn't the government weather page show the weather condition or wind speeds anymore for Bonavista? Those are essential. Especially as we have a wind warning currently in effect. Gotta go into hourly weather to see it now and doesn't show in past 24h.

#nlwx

weather.gc.ca/en/location/...
A screenshot of the current conditions in Bonavista that only reports the temperature, pressure, dew point, and humidity. Not in the actual weather or wind speeds.
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I'm seriously going mad, I don't know why I don't just wait a few patches for them to inevitably fix these glaring issues. I miss Elder Scrolls Online's Essential Housing Tools and its precision editor 😭
#InfinityNikki
A screenshot of Infinity Nikki's builder showing crooked walls that aren't lined up flush. A screenshot from Infinity Nikki where a wall is snapped over the edge of the floor. The same as before, but nudging the wall to the left brings the wall in half a tile, so it's still not flush with the floor.
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I recommend digging a trench next to your house if you have worries of flooding. It might not spare you everything but it'll funnel some water away at least and any water that can't get in is good. Need a pick and a rake and upper body stamina. Wear safety glasses and shoes. #nlwx
A little trench that's two inches deep and four inches wide. Next to it is a pick and a firm rake.
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire

Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
A teaser for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. The cover is of a dark haired woman staring off defiantly with red runes behind her. Text reads: A sexy post-apocalyptic cosmic horror. Fake husband, why choose, character driven mystery, badass sex worker FMC, Eldrich monsters, Barb Wire in Lovecraft's New England, Post-Apocalyptic survival. Now available on Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Smashwords, Google, Barnes & Noble.
October 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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An article for Olivia Reingold on Wikipedia that's nominated for deletion.
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I showed this to @jekeep.bsky.social and he said "Where does she live? The past?"
A grocery bill with items for $1-$3 for veggies and mayo and salsa etc.
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Is it good that news sites are all scams, gambling, and cults?
Two ads from wealth force about making money with AI on CNBC An ad from the epoch times and a gambling ad.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"I wanna tell you about my wife Margret."

Please don't.

#horror
A still from John Carroll Lynch in the film The Invitation.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Made a mushroom garlic chicken pasta tonight and it was deadly.
A creamy chicken pasta dish with Parmesan and spiral noodles in a red plate.
October 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Just in case anyone earnestly believes the tattoo is obscure, here's CBC reporting on right wing extremism with that specific skull symbol prominently displayed. Nazi dog whistles rely on regular people not knowing but no military history buff getting that tattoo doesn't know.
A screenshot from CBC News reporting on Canada's fascist fight clubs with all the faces obscured by the Totenkopf.
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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This tiktok account is very helpful for spotting AI videos. The pastor's rant on billionaires was indeed sora. And no, GenAI cannot speak to the truth, and it does matter that it is fake.
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Like...
A list of high caution countries including France, Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Denmark, Italy, Germany
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Tonight's rewatch is the found footage The Last Broadcast (1998). A great early entry to the genre. #nowwatching #horror
The poster for The Last Broadcast which features a red and black sketchy vertical lines with a black forest in the middle.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Trejayne on Tiktok saw AI slop of glass pancakes and... as a glass worker, she actually made art.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSU4k9CLK/
A video screenshot of Trejayne with a shitty ai slop image of fake glass pancakes contrasted with her beautiful and realistic glass pancakes with realistic looking berries. She goes through some of her process in the linked video.
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Become unblackmailable. Embrace your sexual deviance.
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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This is from the UK in 1988. The playbook hasn't changed at all.
Is this labour's idea of a comprehensive education? Three books titled young, gay and proud, police out of school and the playbook for kids about sex. Underneath it says take the politics out of education vote conservative.
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Just so many people happy with their incumbents.
An election call list showing almost a dozen ridings being held by their incumbent.
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Man Bites Dog is a phenomenal film. Strikes the right tone between surrealism, shocking brutality, and dark humour. It's so beautifully shot in its ugliness. #horror #fakedocumentary 🎥
A poster for Man Bites Dog which is black and white with red blood. A man holds a gun, aiming and shooting downwards in a stylized manner.
October 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The Time For Monsters is 70% off today only on DriveThruFiction!

www.drivethrufiction.com/en/product/5...

#monsterromance #horrorromance #booksky #indiehorror #horror
A Fresh New Monster Romance. Arrows point at a book cover for The Time for Monsters by Alexis Abbott as J.M. Keep. The tropes included are Dark and Twisted, Protective Eldritch Monster, Hurt/Comfort, Eat the Rich (but like for real), Suspenseful Post-Apocalyptic Horror, Touch her and die, touch him and die, How is a romance with a terrifying monster the fluffiest part?, mind the triggers. Now available on Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Smashwords, Google Play, Barnes & Noble.
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Laszlo and his Hedgehog.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Laszlo mostly doesn't care for toys but he's so adorable when he plays.
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Forgot that I'm not allowed watching free youtube videos if my paid youtube music account is being used. Now I gotta do the workaround of... watching it in an incognito browser as a logged out user.
A youtube video screen stating Playback is paused because my account is being used in another location.
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease
The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM