Carl Omniart
@omniart.bsky.social
Baseball, crosswords, gardening.
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
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They were going to cremate him, but the center part of the casket never got hot enough.
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They were going to cremate him, but the center part of the casket never got hot enough.
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
This game is weird!
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This game is weird!
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A+ costume!
My sister gave us a little figurine of this guy a few years back. We move it around the house randomly. In the cupboards or refrigerator, bedroom dresser or office desk. I just moved him from atop a speaker to our small potted pomegranate.
My sister gave us a little figurine of this guy a few years back. We move it around the house randomly. In the cupboards or refrigerator, bedroom dresser or office desk. I just moved him from atop a speaker to our small potted pomegranate.
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A+ costume!
My sister gave us a little figurine of this guy a few years back. We move it around the house randomly. In the cupboards or refrigerator, bedroom dresser or office desk. I just moved him from atop a speaker to our small potted pomegranate.
My sister gave us a little figurine of this guy a few years back. We move it around the house randomly. In the cupboards or refrigerator, bedroom dresser or office desk. I just moved him from atop a speaker to our small potted pomegranate.
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bringing in my pinch viewer
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
bringing in my pinch viewer
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this is just to say
i ate your fucking plums
in your twee little icebox
suck shit
i didn’t even finish them properly
i just don’t want you
to have plums
i ate your fucking plums
in your twee little icebox
suck shit
i didn’t even finish them properly
i just don’t want you
to have plums
March 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
this is just to say
i ate your fucking plums
in your twee little icebox
suck shit
i didn’t even finish them properly
i just don’t want you
to have plums
i ate your fucking plums
in your twee little icebox
suck shit
i didn’t even finish them properly
i just don’t want you
to have plums
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To quote my kid: "I'm going to throw up the top half of my guts and poop out the bottom half"
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
To quote my kid: "I'm going to throw up the top half of my guts and poop out the bottom half"
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Every time the monorail went over us, the marching crowd cheered. People like transit!
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Every time the monorail went over us, the marching crowd cheered. People like transit!
I’m digging the protest signs that keep things simple:
“Dick”
“Deport Deez Nuts”
“Fascism is Bad!”
“John Roberts Fuck You”
“NO”
“Dick”
“Deport Deez Nuts”
“Fascism is Bad!”
“John Roberts Fuck You”
“NO”
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m digging the protest signs that keep things simple:
“Dick”
“Deport Deez Nuts”
“Fascism is Bad!”
“John Roberts Fuck You”
“NO”
“Dick”
“Deport Deez Nuts”
“Fascism is Bad!”
“John Roberts Fuck You”
“NO”
Eating Grape Nuts for breakfast because it seems like a good metaphor for resistance i.e. don’t make it easy for them.
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Eating Grape Nuts for breakfast because it seems like a good metaphor for resistance i.e. don’t make it easy for them.
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I can’t bring as many signs for the ALCS as I would the regular season, but I am out here doing it. #GoMariners #SeizeTheMoment
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can’t bring as many signs for the ALCS as I would the regular season, but I am out here doing it. #GoMariners #SeizeTheMoment
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how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
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October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Between his half-swing double and his slow steal of third—in which he was half-way to third by the time of the pitch was delivered—Josh Naylor just made postseason greatness seem achievable to all of us schlubs.
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Between his half-swing double and his slow steal of third—in which he was half-way to third by the time of the pitch was delivered—Josh Naylor just made postseason greatness seem achievable to all of us schlubs.
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Blue Jays win World Series = no White House visit 👏👏👏
Some boos over the start of the Canadian national anthem here at Yankee Stadium, following the “U-S-A!” chant. #BlueJays
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Blue Jays win World Series = no White House visit 👏👏👏