Daniel Carroll
@tworsandtwols.bsky.social
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"Two Rs and Two Ls" | Mariners Fan | Pretty Good Rec-Level Baseball Player | Very Good Bowler | Canada's Favourite Troll | Not Quite Socialist, But Also… Seriously?
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tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Look, Josh Naylor may not be an all-star, but he’s pretty decent at what he does, and the way he plays is simultaneously fascinating and funny as hell.
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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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spahn711.bsky.social
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
A play on the Obama "HOPE" poster, but with a frog and the word "HOP"
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
God, nearly every day of my life. Is there a solution?
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Unfortunately none of it (as yet, anyway). Keeping my eyes out online.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Gilbert tomorrow? The feel like that’s really trying to press the advantage, but lemme tell you, I’m here for it.
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dacowan.bsky.social
Let's not boo their anthem in Seattle.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
I’ve done it before, on a lark, but it was before I did the whole signs thing. I brought a USA Soccer scarf one time.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
For the record, I’m probably not gonna join in on a U-S-A chant.
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crawfordchrisv.bsky.social
Really happy for Miller. Some hard contact but the command after the first has been excellent. No reason to think this season was anything but an aberration, and mostly due to injury.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Humpy keeps throwing around his pool floaties.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
7-pitch second inning for Miller. Toronto has already left two on in scoring position. Gotta punish that.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
When the M’s made that big comeback against Toronto in 2022, I believe it was Gausman pitching, and he didn’t do well after having to sit a long time.

Maybe it happens again?
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brittneybush.bsky.social
“Northern Attitude” GUESS WHICH CITY IS FURTHER NORTH MY DUDES
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
If the M’s can get out of this allowing just one run, it might be a real big deal.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Wasn’t even a bad pitch to Springer, on the black outside.

The Ball 4 pitch to Lukes was good, too. Couple bad breaks for Miller, imo.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
Well if it isn’t George Springer doing George Springer things. Jesus.
tworsandtwols.bsky.social
I think maybe the contact play prevented a DP? I don’t know what I think about that.