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doctorised hyperdilettante | sorceress of matdjqchiqqcchhkk (“magic”) | fan of king monkey | girl, trans type | 39 | member of the least understandable, least relatable poster hall of fame | most bisexual trans girl on bluesky | 🦔 <- look at this cutie
wait, was “Nymphomaniac: Vol. I and II” (2013) a christmas movie?
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
wait, was “Nymphomaniac: Vol. I and II” (2013) a christmas movie?
using a non-swear when a swear would be more appropriate makes me really distrust a motherclucker
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
using a non-swear when a swear would be more appropriate makes me really distrust a motherclucker
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Cat havers in fiction: "How DARE you accuse Mr Snuckerwuckums of a misdeed!? It must've been your vile *dog* that did this."
Cat havers IRL: "How cool did Beelzebub look when she was smashing all my priceless vases? Very cool?"
Cat havers IRL: "How cool did Beelzebub look when she was smashing all my priceless vases? Very cool?"
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cat havers in fiction: "How DARE you accuse Mr Snuckerwuckums of a misdeed!? It must've been your vile *dog* that did this."
Cat havers IRL: "How cool did Beelzebub look when she was smashing all my priceless vases? Very cool?"
Cat havers IRL: "How cool did Beelzebub look when she was smashing all my priceless vases? Very cool?"
“love, love is a verb/
love is a doing word”
no, that would be ‘fuck’
love is a doing word”
no, that would be ‘fuck’
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
“love, love is a verb/
love is a doing word”
no, that would be ‘fuck’
love is a doing word”
no, that would be ‘fuck’
big boss learns all his dudes in quarantine infected with the woke mind virus does his duty😔
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
big boss learns all his dudes in quarantine infected with the woke mind virus does his duty😔
hyperscaling mass enlightenment by turning meditation chants into football chants
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
hyperscaling mass enlightenment by turning meditation chants into football chants
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when a cat in full loaf salutes you by sticking one paw alllll the way out and stretching
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
when a cat in full loaf salutes you by sticking one paw alllll the way out and stretching
definitely about to get sacrificed
on my way too the occult library
party
party
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
definitely about to get sacrificed
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tfw when you remember you're not biteproof
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
tfw when you remember you're not biteproof
yeah, that craving wasn’t gonna go away otherwise hahahaha
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
yeah, that craving wasn’t gonna go away otherwise hahahaha
day twenty done, and would you believe that one of the common distractions in this sit was thoughts about the bread and butter and honey that i woke up craving? 😛
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
day twenty done, and would you believe that one of the common distractions in this sit was thoughts about the bread and butter and honey that i woke up craving? 😛
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what is a GameStop and why has it ruined our economy : a primer to modern economic theory
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
what is a GameStop and why has it ruined our economy : a primer to modern economic theory
[microphone feedback]
[tap tap]
“i regret to inform you all that i am a huge nerd.”
[tap tap]
“i regret to inform you all that i am a huge nerd.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[microphone feedback]
[tap tap]
“i regret to inform you all that i am a huge nerd.”
[tap tap]
“i regret to inform you all that i am a huge nerd.”
i have awakened with a craving for fresh bread, good butter, and high quality honey
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i have awakened with a craving for fresh bread, good butter, and high quality honey
head that sounds like those noise stick toys, you know the ones
hlooOOYYYYY [flip] hlooOOYYYYY
hlooOOYYYYY [flip] hlooOOYYYYY
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
head that sounds like those noise stick toys, you know the ones
hlooOOYYYYY [flip] hlooOOYYYYY
hlooOOYYYYY [flip] hlooOOYYYYY
watching restored films lately, i think we all need to admit that there is such a thing as too much film grain
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
watching restored films lately, i think we all need to admit that there is such a thing as too much film grain
it’s real weird watching extra crisp versions of silent era films. film restoration at this point seems like fucking magic.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
it’s real weird watching extra crisp versions of silent era films. film restoration at this point seems like fucking magic.
the bittersweet transition milestone of your boobs no longer being perky (☹️) because they are too big to resist gravity anymore (🥹)
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the bittersweet transition milestone of your boobs no longer being perky (☹️) because they are too big to resist gravity anymore (🥹)
my mother, if she posted:
every post i have ever made is 100% true. i have never heard of a joke
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my mother, if she posted:
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bf just referred to the little brains at the base of each octopus tentacle as the octopus' "gang of ganglia" and i'm stunned
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bf just referred to the little brains at the base of each octopus tentacle as the octopus' "gang of ganglia" and i'm stunned
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The conductor on the force femme train: all a broad!
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The conductor on the force femme train: all a broad!
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I’m your favorite poster’s favorite poster. I’m your least favorite poster’s favorite poster. I’m your favorite poster. I’m God’s favorite poster
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m your favorite poster’s favorite poster. I’m your least favorite poster’s favorite poster. I’m your favorite poster. I’m God’s favorite poster
day nineteen done, and i think i need to try a little different meditation technique to reset things. the current struggle between too focused on the breath then falling asleep or making sure i stay awake then getting distracted is degenerating into a cycle between the two by the end of the sit.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
day nineteen done, and i think i need to try a little different meditation technique to reset things. the current struggle between too focused on the breath then falling asleep or making sure i stay awake then getting distracted is degenerating into a cycle between the two by the end of the sit.
i had kind of expected that americans would just cancel thanksgiving this year. you know, because of all the [waves wildly in all directions]
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i had kind of expected that americans would just cancel thanksgiving this year. you know, because of all the [waves wildly in all directions]