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@nickhess-atl.bsky.social
Atlanta dad, computer nerd, homelessness activist.
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Next time Kaitlyn Collins gets to question Trump, she should ask, "How many children have you raped?" and then smile.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Next time Kaitlyn Collins gets to question Trump, she should ask, "How many children have you raped?" and then smile.
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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THE DAM IS BREAKING IN THE FORMER CONFEDERATE SOUTH
Some very exciting news for @uaw.org members today! Congrats to the workers of Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant for reaching a historic tentative contract for well-deserved wage increases and benefits. The people united will never be defeated.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
THE DAM IS BREAKING IN THE FORMER CONFEDERATE SOUTH
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Teachers have to do trainings where we try to locate an object in our classroom that we could use to physically attack a gunman to try to reduce the number of our students that would be killed.
You can sit through your fucking diversity training, Chad.
You can sit through your fucking diversity training, Chad.
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Teachers have to do trainings where we try to locate an object in our classroom that we could use to physically attack a gunman to try to reduce the number of our students that would be killed.
You can sit through your fucking diversity training, Chad.
You can sit through your fucking diversity training, Chad.
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The richer our society becomes, the more the elite must struggle to ensconce themselves
February 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The richer our society becomes, the more the elite must struggle to ensconce themselves
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Watching people loudly proclaim that their issue isn’t with masked men committing crimes in the streets, the issue is that it should be their masked men.
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Watching people loudly proclaim that their issue isn’t with masked men committing crimes in the streets, the issue is that it should be their masked men.
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"We become what we pretend to be, and if we pretend to be the worst assholes imaginable there's good money to be had!"
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
"We become what we pretend to be, and if we pretend to be the worst assholes imaginable there's good money to be had!"
Love this adage. Perfection.
I think about strategic nonviolence like this: you are trying to defeat the greatest chess grandmaster in world history. The good news is you get to pick the game.
Don’t pick chess.
Don’t pick chess.
what do you make of the theory i’ve seen in various places that nonviolence really only works when it has a violent wing to back it up? “how to blow up a pipeline” argues that many successful nonviolent movements had such an arrangement
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Love this adage. Perfection.
Sounds like a delinquent got her... just desserts
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Sounds like a delinquent got her... just desserts
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Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
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The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.
BLEXAS BLEXAS BLEXAS
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
BLEXAS BLEXAS BLEXAS
#1: 2021 MT train derailment. I was in the observation car, which hit the ground; I was on the higher side of the car and held into my table to keep from falling below.
#2: almost jackknifed a semi trailer I was driving along I80. Had to go into the middle of the highway to recover.
#2: almost jackknifed a semi trailer I was driving along I80. Had to go into the middle of the highway to recover.
Forget your top five pop culture whatevers give me your top two "Oh Shit" moments
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
#1: 2021 MT train derailment. I was in the observation car, which hit the ground; I was on the higher side of the car and held into my table to keep from falling below.
#2: almost jackknifed a semi trailer I was driving along I80. Had to go into the middle of the highway to recover.
#2: almost jackknifed a semi trailer I was driving along I80. Had to go into the middle of the highway to recover.
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Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
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"History is watching, and I promise you it's gonna think you're cringe."
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"History is watching, and I promise you it's gonna think you're cringe."
Trash Dance
The Rudy and Gogo World Famous Cartoon Show.
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Trash Dance
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there's no way to refute this claim. its like trying to refute someone saying their cat can travel to the moon using a lasagna rocket
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
there's no way to refute this claim. its like trying to refute someone saying their cat can travel to the moon using a lasagna rocket
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
I believe Stephen Miller could be the GOAT of getting punched in the face.
It'll take practice. But I believe!
It'll take practice. But I believe!
I think we can all agree that Stephen Miller is up first
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I believe Stephen Miller could be the GOAT of getting punched in the face.
It'll take practice. But I believe!
It'll take practice. But I believe!
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Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
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