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· Jan 12
just feels important to point out once again that I am NOT that Naomi Wolf
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Randall Munroe, welcome to The War on Cars.
![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Randall Munroe, welcome to The War on Cars.
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I hate pedos and I don’t care what team they’re on. Jail them all and throw away the key
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hate pedos and I don’t care what team they’re on. Jail them all and throw away the key
why yes that was me standing in the middle of Coney Island Ave yelling at all the cars making illegal left turns
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
why yes that was me standing in the middle of Coney Island Ave yelling at all the cars making illegal left turns
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🚨 local how-to-help opportunity for brooklyn! 🚨
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🚨 local how-to-help opportunity for brooklyn! 🚨
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
flatbush / PLG / crown heights area:
my dear friend Sarah is organizing a non-perishable food drive to benefit the Ladies in Waiting food pantry on Fenimore. bring items to Hasenstuble (1184 Nostrand Ave.) from 4pm onwards on Wednesday 11/19!
2 weeks ago i was biking up 5th ave in park slope when i watched an nypd car blow through 2 red lights. when i caught up with them, i watched the driver actively using his phone as he blew through his 3rd red light in a row.
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
2 weeks ago i was biking up 5th ave in park slope when i watched an nypd car blow through 2 red lights. when i caught up with them, i watched the driver actively using his phone as he blew through his 3rd red light in a row.
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most on the nose “he’s on a mission from god” reference in recorded history
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
most on the nose “he’s on a mission from god” reference in recorded history
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
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The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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We're coming up on the hundred days mark for Mike Johnson's shutdown of the House of Representatives.
Feels like Democrats ought to mark the occasion with an event of some kind. Maybe an Epstein Files theme or something?
Feels like Democrats ought to mark the occasion with an event of some kind. Maybe an Epstein Files theme or something?
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We're coming up on the hundred days mark for Mike Johnson's shutdown of the House of Representatives.
Feels like Democrats ought to mark the occasion with an event of some kind. Maybe an Epstein Files theme or something?
Feels like Democrats ought to mark the occasion with an event of some kind. Maybe an Epstein Files theme or something?
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"You can go anywhere in a car!" is freedom.
"You cannot go anywhere without a car!" is not.
"You cannot go anywhere without a car!" is not.
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"You can go anywhere in a car!" is freedom.
"You cannot go anywhere without a car!" is not.
"You cannot go anywhere without a car!" is not.
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We say men are less emotional because we coincidentally don't define anger or reacting because of ego as emotions.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We say men are less emotional because we coincidentally don't define anger or reacting because of ego as emotions.
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THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
looking forward to reporting the antisemitic attacks perpetuated by the ADL against any jewish new yorker who feels even slightly differently about israel than they do
Seems the ADL is creating a Canary Mission-like project specifically to police the ideology of Zohran’s hires. h/t @jacobkornbluh.bsky.social @petersterne.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
looking forward to reporting the antisemitic attacks perpetuated by the ADL against any jewish new yorker who feels even slightly differently about israel than they do
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Mamdani announces transition team:
All-female team led by Elana Leopold, a known Dem strategist; also Melanie Hartzog, who once led the NYC’s health and human services and budget offices; former dep mayor Maria Torres-Springer, and Lina Khan, the former FTC commissioner who campaigned with Mamdani
All-female team led by Elana Leopold, a known Dem strategist; also Melanie Hartzog, who once led the NYC’s health and human services and budget offices; former dep mayor Maria Torres-Springer, and Lina Khan, the former FTC commissioner who campaigned with Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Mamdani announces transition team:
All-female team led by Elana Leopold, a known Dem strategist; also Melanie Hartzog, who once led the NYC’s health and human services and budget offices; former dep mayor Maria Torres-Springer, and Lina Khan, the former FTC commissioner who campaigned with Mamdani
All-female team led by Elana Leopold, a known Dem strategist; also Melanie Hartzog, who once led the NYC’s health and human services and budget offices; former dep mayor Maria Torres-Springer, and Lina Khan, the former FTC commissioner who campaigned with Mamdani
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
i'm supposed to do work today?? in Zohran's NYC???
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i'm supposed to do work today?? in Zohran's NYC???
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Zohran Mamdani's platform called for:
- doubling funding for NYC's Abortion Access Hub and the New York Abortion Access Fund,
- $65 million for public clinics and sexual and reproductive health care providers
- universal childcare and 'baby baskets' for new parents
It's a good day for NYC ❤️
- doubling funding for NYC's Abortion Access Hub and the New York Abortion Access Fund,
- $65 million for public clinics and sexual and reproductive health care providers
- universal childcare and 'baby baskets' for new parents
It's a good day for NYC ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Zohran Mamdani's platform called for:
- doubling funding for NYC's Abortion Access Hub and the New York Abortion Access Fund,
- $65 million for public clinics and sexual and reproductive health care providers
- universal childcare and 'baby baskets' for new parents
It's a good day for NYC ❤️
- doubling funding for NYC's Abortion Access Hub and the New York Abortion Access Fund,
- $65 million for public clinics and sexual and reproductive health care providers
- universal childcare and 'baby baskets' for new parents
It's a good day for NYC ❤️
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969