NOT A WOLF
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NOT A WOLF
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COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
Pinned
I HAVE USED AN APP TO UPLOAD "THE HITS" FROM TWITTER SO THAT THOSE WHO MISS THEM MAY ENJOY THEM

OTHERWISE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MY WRITING AND SEE WHAT I AM UP TO FOLLOW @dansheehan.bsky.social
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If you're looking for human-made goods to buy this holiday season, consider WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

It's a game about dogs doing competitive morality. You get to sin, it's great. The game doesn't release until spring but if you buy a copy now, we'll send a card telling the recipient that it's on its way!
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? will be in production until early next year but it can still be a great gift!

Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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If you're shopping for the fervent anti-capitalist or exhausted office worker in your life (maybe they're the same person?) consider I AM NOT A WOLF

It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Pick it up at any of the sites listed here!

It's extremely funny, was way more timely than it got credit for, and has been very close to being a television show twice now so that has to count for something.
I Am Not a Wolf - Andrews McMeel Publishing
One of the Best Humor Books of 2021! (Vulture)You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF.  Life is good. Yo...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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WHO'S A GOOD BOY? will be in production until early next year but it can still be a great gift!

Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
UNREAL
Not A Wolf Cosplay
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We're entering the final days of the campaign! Get your copy of the game now before the price goes up by $5!
THIS IS IT! In just a few days, the campaign for Who's A Good Boy? comes to a close! If we hit our flex goal of $15,000 in time, we’ll be adding a ten card bonus pack to every copy of the game!

CAMPAIGN HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/its...
July 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As always, pre-following is the best way to support the game at this stage. It can be a little tough to promote stuff like this when new generationally bad political stuff is happening every morning so signing up to follow the campaign lets you remember to check it out once it's launched!
We are almost exactly one month out from WHO'S A GOOD BOY which means you guys get to meet some of our playable characters. Meet GRANDMA, the oldest dog in the world
May 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not to get schmaltzy on you guys but you've got no idea how good it feels to see a project get actual traction on a social media platform after ~5 years of having anything I did that wasn't a post get throttled by the X/Meta algorithms. Thanks for sharing!!
We're six weeks out from the launch of our card game's Kickstarter! Pre follows are a great way to show early interest in the project and stay updated as it gets closer to launch! As we get closer to the release, we'll be dropping more info about how the game works and the characters you can choose!
We'll be launching in June but you can pre-save the Kickstarter page now if you want updates when the time comes! We've put together some cool exclusives for backers that we're stoked to get to share. Apologies in advance, I'll be posting about this a lot lol www.kickstarter.com/projects/its...
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Cool news! Julia and I made a card game! In Who's A Good Boy, you play as a dog committing various sins and good deeds to try and prove you're better than your friends. It's packed with jokes from me and incredible dog art from Julia! It's been a joy to make and we're excited to show it off soon.
April 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A BELOVED LITTLE HUMOR NOVEL RELEASED IN 2021
next version of the Wolfman movie should be about a wolf who gets cursed to turn into a human and has to learn how job applications work
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
VERY COMPELLING
The most affirming mural I have ever seen
January 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
MY LITTLE HEALTHCARE BUSINESS TIP FOR THE DAY IS TO NOT MAKE IT EASIER TO ASSASSINATE YOUR CEO THAN IT IS TO GET IN-NETWORK THERAPY
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I HAVE USED AN APP TO UPLOAD "THE HITS" FROM TWITTER SO THAT THOSE WHO MISS THEM MAY ENJOY THEM

OTHERWISE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MY WRITING AND SEE WHAT I AM UP TO FOLLOW @dansheehan.bsky.social
November 13, 2024 at 8:36 PM
MY ENTIRE SECRET LAIR HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED

IT COMES OUT ON JUNE 24TH AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

THANK YOU TO @MTGSecretLair FOR LETTING ME RUN WILD AND THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WARMLY RECEIVED WEEK OF PREVIEWS. IT WAS A VERY MAGICAL TIME.
November 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES

HOW DID WE DO

YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE

WHY DID YOU GO HOME

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE "GIVING ME MY TIME BACK" I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I LOVE TO WORK WHILE TRAVELING

I LOVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE WIFI SITUATION IN A PLACE I DREAMED OF VISITING AS A CHILD

I CARRY MY PRISON WITH ME BY CHOICE AND THAT MEANS IT CANNOT BE BAD RIGHT
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
IT NEVER FEELS GOOD TO LIVE WITHIN AN UNSTOPPABLE BLOOD TURBINE BUT OCCASIONALLY IT DOES INVENT A NEW TYPE OF CORN DOG
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
A BILLIONAIRE STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN? SURELY HE CAN PULL HIMSELF UP BY CUTTING DOWN ON UNNECESSARY SPENDING AND PICKING UP A SIDE HUSTLE
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
SIGNING A WELL MEANING PETITION OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE WHILE ELEVEN SIMULTANEOUS TRAINS FULL OF TOXINS DERAIL AROUND ME
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I AM A FREE THINKER

NO GODS

NO MASTERS

JUST A SERIES OF RICH GUYS WHO I TREAT LIKE AN UNCOMFORTABLE MIXTURE OF BOTH GOD AND MASTER

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH ITS ALL ME BABY
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
LOVE TO BE HUMAN

THE ANIMAL THAT DOESN'T THINK ITS AN ANIMAL

GREAT IDEA FOR A THING AND VERY FUN TO LIVE AMONGST
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
ONCE AGAIN MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY OF NOT FULLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THE STOCK MARKET IS HAS ALLOWED ME TO COME OUT ON TOP
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE

DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE

EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM