J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
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Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
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me irl the past couple months
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For shits and gigs, I asked ChatGPT to create a "Career Day" presentation for when I talk at Oldest's career day at school. The end result was very promising. I can see why AI will soon take my job.
Title slide that says "Career Day: Being a Lawyer" cut off with random text that says "Law is all around us!"
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On top of everything else about living in Texas in 2025, why does it still have to be 90 fucking degrees every day?

Check on your friends who hate summer. They're not okay.
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It took literally 20 seconds to do this. UT grads - please sign.
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18 more signatures will get this to 1,000. I know there are UT alumni on here who care about their school and academic freedom. Spread the word! www.change.org/p/alumni-urg...
Sign the Petition
Alumni urging UT Austin to reject the federal funding compact
www.change.org
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As someone pretty familiar with service/retail...yes, I'd bet this is it. Simply put, overhead is a LOT more than it has been.
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Butker getting booed warms my heart
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Pacheco runs like he has no idea what to do after he catches it
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My joy is everyone’s problem
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Forever finding my happy place cooking dinner alone, singing along loudly (poorly) to music, and drinking a glass of wine.
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Amazing how becoming a parent absolutely changes your perspective on this and unconditional love
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Love to anyone for whom today is a celebration, an opportunity, or you’re still waiting for the right time to live your life as you want. Take your time. We’ll be here for you when it’s right for you.
WHETHER YOU CAME OUT TODAY, YESTERDAY, OR STILL NEED SOME TIME, WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOU, WE CELEBRATE YOU, WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, AND WE LOVE YOU.
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Til Gabriel blows his horn
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Becoming a person who yells “throw the ball already” at the TV
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Truly who could have foreseen Bill Belichick absolutely flaming out as a failure in college football?
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Okay interesting! I didn’t know this
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Sooooo honest question - is there a not-the-obvious meaning for the symbol on this ring?
eBay listing for 
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1964 SILVER QUARTER HAND CUT EAGLE RING that resembles Nazi symbol
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Same people who said Kamala lost because there was too much of a focus on "trans issues," like erasing someone's identity is okay in the grand scheme of things
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That just means we’ll lose
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I’m already resigned to losing
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Looking around to make sure @thequeso.bsky.social isn’t here
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Good thing I’ve always been a Baker Mayfield stan
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Me: “Lewis Hamilton talking about Roscoe and how everyone was so upset for him made me cry.”

Oldest: “Mom - the new Taylor Swift album made you cry. It’s not a high bar.”

Just getting roasted by my kids on the daily.
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If anyone has that guy, it’s BlueSky and he’ll chime in with a solid “well, actually,” soon.
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I love this album and I love how it’s weeding out the bandwagon fans