J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
Me: “How many times can you remember me being all pumped up for an important UT game on a Saturday night and then being disappointed in the result?”
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me: “How many times can you remember me being all pumped up for an important UT game on a Saturday night and then being disappointed in the result?”
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
I am, humbly, a very good home cook.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am, humbly, a very good home cook.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
Truly don’t know who I want to lose more in the OU/Alabama game.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Truly don’t know who I want to lose more in the OU/Alabama game.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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I wrote on Nico Harrison's legacy as the guy that made the dumbest trade in NBA history.
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
Nico Harrison made the dumbest trade in NBA history. Nine months later, Patrick Dumont finally realized it | Sporting News
Former Mavericks GM Nico Harrison's legacy will be forever cemented as the guy who made the league's worst trade.
www.sportingnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wrote on Nico Harrison's legacy as the guy that made the dumbest trade in NBA history.
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
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Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
Shams reporting with Tim MacMahon that Nico Harrison expected to be fired at a 10 am central time meeting (on X).
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Who knew that all it would take to make me the world’s biggest Verstappen fan was McLaren.*
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who knew that all it would take to make me the world’s biggest Verstappen fan was McLaren.*
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
Got in my Uber in Vegas and the driver immediately turned on country music.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Got in my Uber in Vegas and the driver immediately turned on country music.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
My favorite serial story happening right now in the US is how Jaylen Brown’s hairline is attacking other players.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My favorite serial story happening right now in the US is how Jaylen Brown’s hairline is attacking other players.
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*man passes out*
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*man passes out*
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...
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Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.
Speaking from Christo-fascist school board ground zero: YES. Do not let them get a hold of your local school boards. The shenanigans and self-dealing that occurs is unbelievable. Local votes matter so much.
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Speaking from Christo-fascist school board ground zero: YES. Do not let them get a hold of your local school boards. The shenanigans and self-dealing that occurs is unbelievable. Local votes matter so much.
It's nice NOT being the team that makes everyone say "What?! Wow." for once.
BREAKING: The Colts are acquiring Jets corner Sauce Gardner, per source.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's nice NOT being the team that makes everyone say "What?! Wow." for once.
It’s Shut The Fuck Up Tuesday this week, folks
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It’s Shut The Fuck Up Tuesday this week, folks
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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I truly don’t understand what SWA is doing, strategy-wise, with their decisions recently. Just give out Biscoffs like the rest of them.
Southwest Airlines will begin serving pistachios to passengers in new premium seats next year, sparking backlash from hundreds of travelers and parents of children with tree nut allergies that can be life-threatening.
Southwest upsets fliers with allergies by bringing pistachios on board
Southwest will start offering pistachios in premium seats next year, upsetting travelers with tree nut allergies.
wapo.st
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I truly don’t understand what SWA is doing, strategy-wise, with their decisions recently. Just give out Biscoffs like the rest of them.
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Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.