Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!
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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Seriously, why would you use an axe to grind? Pick up the pestle, moron. What? No, YOU’RE an idiom!
Must be the parts that deal with the Moon landing.
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn her brain has 'low activity'
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
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November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Must be the parts that deal with the Moon landing.
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Short piece of an interview with the great Annie Lennox.
Annie Lennox On The Origins of Eurythmics' 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)' | The Big Interview
YouTube video by AXS TV
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November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Short piece of an interview with the great Annie Lennox.
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Clueless survivors who'd opt for non-survival if a painless way for it can exist
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Clueless survivors who'd opt for non-survival if a painless way for it can exist
French vanilla is just regular vanilla, but with more tongue—smoking a baguette, pedaling a beret, wearing escargot shorts. Or something. A certain je ne sais quoi, if you will.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
French vanilla is just regular vanilla, but with more tongue—smoking a baguette, pedaling a beret, wearing escargot shorts. Or something. A certain je ne sais quoi, if you will.
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When I play "two truths and a lie," I always tell three truths. So I know what to change about myself.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When I play "two truths and a lie," I always tell three truths. So I know what to change about myself.
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I've never understood the phrase "ignorance is bliss" and that makes me very happy.
August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've never understood the phrase "ignorance is bliss" and that makes me very happy.
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Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
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And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
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I didn’t cook a turkey but I’m doing my bit for cultural assimilation by dumping cooking oil down the sink.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I didn’t cook a turkey but I’m doing my bit for cultural assimilation by dumping cooking oil down the sink.
Thanks to Conan O’Brien (and Sona, of course), I learned about the mysterious phenomenon of “BBL smell,” and my life has changed. Why should I hoard this fabulous bit of knowledge? To share is to care.
'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds
For a surgery that’s supposed to boost your confidence, the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) comes with a dirty little secret...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thanks to Conan O’Brien (and Sona, of course), I learned about the mysterious phenomenon of “BBL smell,” and my life has changed. Why should I hoard this fabulous bit of knowledge? To share is to care.
Latest child porridge grifter from Kerala: 13-year-old Habel Anwar, complete with unverified US university affiliations + nonexistent “Alchemy” papers. How original. The media, as usual, swallowed it whole. I’m just an armchair physicist, but even I could smell the horse manure from across the seas.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Latest child porridge grifter from Kerala: 13-year-old Habel Anwar, complete with unverified US university affiliations + nonexistent “Alchemy” papers. How original. The media, as usual, swallowed it whole. I’m just an armchair physicist, but even I could smell the horse manure from across the seas.
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There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
Nope—space, and even most of our dear planet Earth, is actually Stepmother Nature. Makes more sense now, doesn’t it? We are resilient, oftentimes reluctant, survivors.
Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Nope—space, and even most of our dear planet Earth, is actually Stepmother Nature. Makes more sense now, doesn’t it? We are resilient, oftentimes reluctant, survivors.
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Does absolute power corrupt absolutely, or does it reveal who you are when there are no consequences?
July 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Does absolute power corrupt absolutely, or does it reveal who you are when there are no consequences?
This is basically the plot of “The Sopranos.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is basically the plot of “The Sopranos.”
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Americans - It's finger licking good!
Also Americans - He eats with his hands?
Also Americans - He eats with his hands?
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Americans - It's finger licking good!
Also Americans - He eats with his hands?
Also Americans - He eats with his hands?
This must be contained. Put a lid on, so to speak.
Just realised most of our family arguments begins with “give me back my dabba,” “that one is mine,” and “where is the dabba I gave you in 2012.” Tupperware war is real.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This must be contained. Put a lid on, so to speak.
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Neither literary nor commercial but a secret third thing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Neither literary nor commercial but a secret third thing.
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
This is a remarkable feat in visual storytelling, that deserves more recognition, viewership, and awards. I was captivated till the end. Watch. #filmsky
Kalaal| Award winning Short film | Nithin John | Cue Studio
YouTube video by Cue Studio
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is a remarkable feat in visual storytelling, that deserves more recognition, viewership, and awards. I was captivated till the end. Watch. #filmsky
Guess we’ll know tomorrow. Stay tuned. #Breathless
Does it say "Mutual funds are subject to market risks read the terms documents carefully"?
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Guess we’ll know tomorrow. Stay tuned. #Breathless
Mine arrived today. Been waiting twenty-two years for it—ever since I grabbed the previous edition from Jarir Bookstore, Riyadh. The main difference? Had to order a magnifying glass, in addition, which arrives tomorrow. Old age sucks. #EverythingIsFinePrintNow
It's arrived—and it's gorgeous.
I opened @merriam-webster.com's new Twelfth Collegiate at random, and the first word I came across was the second, verbal sense of "load."
Huzzah!
This spread also showcases some delights, like the illustrations and word lists.
I opened @merriam-webster.com's new Twelfth Collegiate at random, and the first word I came across was the second, verbal sense of "load."
Huzzah!
This spread also showcases some delights, like the illustrations and word lists.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mine arrived today. Been waiting twenty-two years for it—ever since I grabbed the previous edition from Jarir Bookstore, Riyadh. The main difference? Had to order a magnifying glass, in addition, which arrives tomorrow. Old age sucks. #EverythingIsFinePrintNow
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The age of generative AI is truly the age of people just casually, with zero shame, discussing on public forums how thinkie hurtie bwainie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The age of generative AI is truly the age of people just casually, with zero shame, discussing on public forums how thinkie hurtie bwainie.