Chris G.
@morebachplease.bsky.social
He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)
Healthcare plz
Happy birthday, Space Force! As a member of the Armed Services Committee, I'll keep working to support our Guardians, so they can continue defending American interests in space.
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Healthcare plz
Can I say something
Pope Leo XIV has appointed Bishop Ronald A. Hicks of Joliet as the next archbishop of New York, marking a decisive shift in leadership style for one of the most visible dioceses in the United States.
New NY archbishop — a Chicago priest, missionary, bridge builder — reflects Pope Leo's style
Bishop Ronald A. Hicks of Joliet succeeds Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who turned 75 in February.
bit.ly
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Can I say something
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It’s so cold in the D
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It’s so cold in the D
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So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
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I would like a society to ridicule everyone who thinks a government should be run like a business into never sharing that opinion publicly ever again
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I would like a society to ridicule everyone who thinks a government should be run like a business into never sharing that opinion publicly ever again
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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Sacred Harp
What’s the insular nerd hobby least likely to lead to terrorism? I’m thinking model trains.
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sacred Harp
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Critics have likened John Gotti’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with the Gambino family
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Critics have likened John Gotti’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with the Gambino family
How your Grindr message finds me
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How your Grindr message finds me
I just want to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just want to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you
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[writing an ad featuring the most compelling reason not to get audible] this is the best reason to get audible
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
[writing an ad featuring the most compelling reason not to get audible] this is the best reason to get audible
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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“A can of Campbell’s soup is standing right behind me, isn’t it?”
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“A can of Campbell’s soup is standing right behind me, isn’t it?”
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Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
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I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
Marjorie Taylor Peen, is this anything
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Marjorie Taylor Peen, is this anything
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When you nut, but Olivia Nuzzi keeps sucking
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
When you nut, but Olivia Nuzzi keeps sucking
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i think most heterosexuals and even some queer/trans people have vastly underestimated the ability of queer ppl to keep each other alive. we are not asking or begging, we are saying ”your laws are meaningless, we will survive by any means necessary and there’s literally nothing you can do about it.”
May 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i think most heterosexuals and even some queer/trans people have vastly underestimated the ability of queer ppl to keep each other alive. we are not asking or begging, we are saying ”your laws are meaningless, we will survive by any means necessary and there’s literally nothing you can do about it.”
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Cannot watch Beauty and the Beast without thinking of @emmawillmann.bsky.social and her brother/Mrs. Potts
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Cannot watch Beauty and the Beast without thinking of @emmawillmann.bsky.social and her brother/Mrs. Potts