Evil Ernest Luckman
@ernieluckman.bsky.social
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A productive and reasonable man and in the end completely self interested.
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ernieluckman.bsky.social
As I was going crazy applying for job after job I did a cover letter detailing my video game accomplishments. I never got a response but I think someone got a kick of me bragging about my TF2 skills.
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niedermeyer.online
man, "honk if you're a specific kind of horny" is such a 2025 ass bumper sticker
Rear end of a vehicle with a sticker that reads "HONK IF YOU LIKE MILFS TOO"
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tlecaque.bsky.social
ALSO. ALSO. Needing us to find Europeans who condemned him for his actions at the time--and there are many! So many! My God so many!--is also some white supremacist bullshit, because the TAINO PEOPLE HE WAS MURDERING CERTAINLY CONDEMNED HIM FOR IT AND THEY WERE HUMAN BEINGS OF HIS TIME TOO.
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
But I am just a plain simple menswear guy
Plain simple Garak in a tuxedo
ernieluckman.bsky.social
Yeah that’s a perfect fit. She’s practically playing Miss Piggy.
ernieluckman.bsky.social
Rowlf replacing Tommy lee jones in no country. Miss piggy replacing Catherine zeta jones in intolerable cruelty
ernieluckman.bsky.social
because im going through the Coens, A Serious Man with Sye Ableman replaced by Gonzo, Barton Fink replaced by Kermit, or the Man who Wasnt There with Billy Bob replaced by Beaker
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
ernieluckman.bsky.social
and not call it Muppet Apocalypse now. Just oh i guess that guys a muppet
ernieluckman.bsky.social
almost as funny as Musk being listed favorably by Mirror Lorca is when the Sopranos has nice things to say about Giuliani.
sopranos scene where they list giuliani favorably
ernieluckman.bsky.social
not sure why. the man is innocent
ernieluckman.bsky.social
ChatGPT helping me solve the lament configuration
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ernieluckman.bsky.social
Pinhead as a GM realizing the party cant solve the puzzle box.
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ernieluckman.bsky.social
trump tariffs on anything that makes him look normal sized
ernieluckman.bsky.social
Fred Loya insured defendant
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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tusk81.bsky.social
#HispanicHeritageMonth: Sylvia Rivera, LGBTQ rights pioneer and along with Marsha P. Johnson co-founder of the Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries, one of the first organizations addressing the needs of unhoused LGBTQ youth ✨
Sylvia with a Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries banner
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buddyspell.bsky.social
Fort Worth, Texas.

#WeAreEverywhere
ernieluckman.bsky.social
It’s wild that people will say the same things that work other countries in a country where every rural police department has a APC
ernieluckman.bsky.social
A deadwood podcast where they try talking like deadwood characters would be a lot of fun.
ernieluckman.bsky.social
The entire political regime for 40 years agreed on varying degrees of neoliberalism. We don’t have that anymore. But that’s fine because that shit got us here.
internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that