Midge
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell
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Midge
@midge.bsky.social
· Jul 1
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
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me: back in the 90s, you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing this song
son: ..and DID people turn on the radio?
me: YES
son: oh, wow
son: ..and DID people turn on the radio?
me: YES
son: oh, wow
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
me: back in the 90s, you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing this song
son: ..and DID people turn on the radio?
me: YES
son: oh, wow
son: ..and DID people turn on the radio?
me: YES
son: oh, wow
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Someone please explain to me how every single major media report about Trump and MBS does not start with an explicit statement that the two men are now officially business associates in multiple Trump Organization developments in Saudi Arabia, making any meeting about profit as much as anything else
Trump pulling out all the stops to welcome Saudi crown prince for first White House visit since Khashoggi killing | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is planning to receive Saudi Arabia’s powerful Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman at the White House this week with all the trappings of a state visit, sources familiar with the m...
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone please explain to me how every single major media report about Trump and MBS does not start with an explicit statement that the two men are now officially business associates in multiple Trump Organization developments in Saudi Arabia, making any meeting about profit as much as anything else
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let’s do some something different. 🩶
reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶
tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶
tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
@riotgrlerin | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
let’s do some something different. 🩶
reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶
tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll TRY to photoshop you/your pet in movies, art, music, etc. 🩶
tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
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People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
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ICE abducted a 57 year old US Citizen and Veteran along with 11 others, outside of the Portland ICE Detention Center.
11/11/25
11/11/25
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
ICE abducted a 57 year old US Citizen and Veteran along with 11 others, outside of the Portland ICE Detention Center.
11/11/25
11/11/25
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
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I follow shitposters almost exclusively and I highly recommend it to maintain your sanity
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I follow shitposters almost exclusively and I highly recommend it to maintain your sanity
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I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins
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"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
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We now have credible evidence that our sitting president, at the very least, was aware of a multinational pedophelia ring operating partially on his own property and did nothing to stop it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We now have credible evidence that our sitting president, at the very least, was aware of a multinational pedophelia ring operating partially on his own property and did nothing to stop it.
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
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People are having trouble feeding and caring for their pets. Surrenders at shelters are up. So sad that someone would have to give up a beloved pet for financial reasons. Help in your community or neighborhood. If you know of good nonprofits that are working on this issue, please link below.
♥️🐶🐱♥️
♥️🐶🐱♥️
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
People are having trouble feeding and caring for their pets. Surrenders at shelters are up. So sad that someone would have to give up a beloved pet for financial reasons. Help in your community or neighborhood. If you know of good nonprofits that are working on this issue, please link below.
♥️🐶🐱♥️
♥️🐶🐱♥️
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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My son just told me that he LOVES the new toy trucks they got at daycare. They are his toy trucks. We donated them because he refused to play with them.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My son just told me that he LOVES the new toy trucks they got at daycare. They are his toy trucks. We donated them because he refused to play with them.
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taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
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Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.