Micro
@microlitigator.bsky.social
It’s so nice to see you. Cup of tea?
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have found the best pigeon.
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
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Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
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This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
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COP: Are you high?
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
COP: Are you high?
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
MOTORIST: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree?
[one leaf falls from cop]
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Science Fiction was invented in 1936 by the National Association of Jumpsuit Manufacturers.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Science Fiction was invented in 1936 by the National Association of Jumpsuit Manufacturers.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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There was a big old perfect buck by the holly tree early this morning. Godspeed, friend. Our dog only barks because she is a little jealous, or maybe she has a crush.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There was a big old perfect buck by the holly tree early this morning. Godspeed, friend. Our dog only barks because she is a little jealous, or maybe she has a crush.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
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“You drive, I’m tired.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“You drive, I’m tired.”
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The Adventures of Carl, the Spider Who Lives in My Bathroom
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Adventures of Carl, the Spider Who Lives in My Bathroom
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Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Tarte au Soleil
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Tarte au Soleil
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It's actually not sinning when I do it
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's actually not sinning when I do it
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
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i've arrived at the point where only Bea Arthur gifs reflect my mindset...
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands folded .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands folded .
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November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i've arrived at the point where only Bea Arthur gifs reflect my mindset...
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.