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THIS WHAT I'M TALMBOUT !!!!!!!!!!!

GET IN THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!

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Exclusive | NYC singles are looking for love at Medieval Times: ‘It’s like Hooters— but for women’
Fed up with swipes, screenshots and soul-sucking situationships, singles are deleting dating apps — and heading straight for the castle.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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We now have data from Trump's first full year in office. Let's review the performance of Trump and the two parties since 1989 and a new age of globalization began.

However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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tools
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It genuinely is becoming truer every day that every single bad thing in our society can be traced back to Epstein and his circle. From pedophilia and political corruption, to cryptocurrencies and in-game microtransactions.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"

Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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There’s that number again
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Weiss says a lot of stupid things, especially in this report. But I think the dumbest thing she’s ever said has To be that CBS- which has existed since the 1930s- is a “media start up”
CBS News chief Bari Weiss tells staff ‘we’re toast’ if they continue on current path
CBS News chief Bari Weiss told her staff that “we're toast” if the network continues with its current business strategy and invoked Walter Cronkite as a symbol of old thinking.
www.seattletimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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First stolen base of the year was a steal of home plate how sick
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM