Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
Been playing a lot of Ghost of Yotei this weekend and it continues to impress. Highly recommended unless you're fully allergic to open world stuff.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Been playing a lot of Ghost of Yotei this weekend and it continues to impress. Highly recommended unless you're fully allergic to open world stuff.
G'night, bskies. 💗
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
G'night, bskies. 💗
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
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me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
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the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
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people can transition, should transition, and successfully have transitioned for completely frivolous reasons. this does not make them tourists, it means they answer to a god whose language neither you nor they speak. they should command more rather than less respect for it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
people can transition, should transition, and successfully have transitioned for completely frivolous reasons. this does not make them tourists, it means they answer to a god whose language neither you nor they speak. they should command more rather than less respect for it
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?
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At 2AM Sabrina wakes me up with a phone call.
“Not again," I immediately groan into the phone.
“A challenger tampered with the teleportation tiles,” she says matter-of-fact. "He was... scrambled. We don't know where his pelvis went."
I sigh. Another long day in the Saffron City Coroner's Office.
“Not again," I immediately groan into the phone.
“A challenger tampered with the teleportation tiles,” she says matter-of-fact. "He was... scrambled. We don't know where his pelvis went."
I sigh. Another long day in the Saffron City Coroner's Office.
October 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
At 2AM Sabrina wakes me up with a phone call.
“Not again," I immediately groan into the phone.
“A challenger tampered with the teleportation tiles,” she says matter-of-fact. "He was... scrambled. We don't know where his pelvis went."
I sigh. Another long day in the Saffron City Coroner's Office.
“Not again," I immediately groan into the phone.
“A challenger tampered with the teleportation tiles,” she says matter-of-fact. "He was... scrambled. We don't know where his pelvis went."
I sigh. Another long day in the Saffron City Coroner's Office.
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With the temp job falling thru this is hopefully the last time I'll ever have to ask for help on Bluesky and I can find new work quickly
Thanks all, I do appreciate it
Thanks all, I do appreciate it
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
With the temp job falling thru this is hopefully the last time I'll ever have to ask for help on Bluesky and I can find new work quickly
Thanks all, I do appreciate it
Thanks all, I do appreciate it
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I guarantee if ChatGPT convinced some kid they were trans, there would be calls for it to be banned fucking immediately.
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I guarantee if ChatGPT convinced some kid they were trans, there would be calls for it to be banned fucking immediately.
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Honestly, “tutorial guy who states the obvious but you can just shoot him in the head if you’re tired of him” isn’t a bad way to immersively integrate the concept.
As someone who has been dying for Prime 4 since they announced it, and as someone who mains as Samus in Smash, I hope she puts a blast through his skull and just gets to work.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Honestly, “tutorial guy who states the obvious but you can just shoot him in the head if you’re tired of him” isn’t a bad way to immersively integrate the concept.
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"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
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buried in this review of valve's upcoming new products (which i suspect i will be purchasing all of), is this absolute gem of a line.
i do not know chris person but you are absolutely savage (complimentary) here.
aftermath.site/steam-machin...
i do not know chris person but you are absolutely savage (complimentary) here.
aftermath.site/steam-machin...
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
buried in this review of valve's upcoming new products (which i suspect i will be purchasing all of), is this absolute gem of a line.
i do not know chris person but you are absolutely savage (complimentary) here.
aftermath.site/steam-machin...
i do not know chris person but you are absolutely savage (complimentary) here.
aftermath.site/steam-machin...
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We as a nation have really lost the true meaning of Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We as a nation have really lost the true meaning of Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day