Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
Author of wrong fiction. #actuallyautistic richardblandford.blogspot.co.uk New novel My Life in Orbit out now.
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Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
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My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
Guys, bodegas aren't real.
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Guys, bodegas aren't real.
Dental hygienists were invented in 2006. They have now taken over the world.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Dental hygienists were invented in 2006. They have now taken over the world.
Has Andrew W.K. sorted out that nosebleed yet?
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Has Andrew W.K. sorted out that nosebleed yet?
Haven't seen a Frisbee in years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haven't seen a Frisbee in years.
My face blindness goes into overdrive when confronted by a bald man saying hello. You're all the same man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My face blindness goes into overdrive when confronted by a bald man saying hello. You're all the same man.
Reading an Iron Man comic that has a guest appearance by John Pilger.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reading an Iron Man comic that has a guest appearance by John Pilger.
When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Someone should have told Lord Montagu he had too many fucking cars.
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This budget has been trailed more than Peter Jackson's Get Back.
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The heart is a lonely hunter, as is Elmer Fudd.
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Buckfast at Tiffany's.
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Guy at Disneyland, angry at the lack of Candleshoe content.
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At the end of every Conjuring film the Scooby Gang should turn up and prove that it's all a hoax.
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anthology 4 proves that the Beatles invariably released the right takes.
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Preferred Suede when Bernard Bresslaw was in them.
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
John Travolta should have carried the paint can for the entire movie.
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A Venn diagram of people who love Doctor Who and people who hate Doctor Who would be a perfect circle.
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Or worse, if rooms have been repurposed. A most unwelcome spectacle in the dining room.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Or worse, if rooms have been repurposed. A most unwelcome spectacle in the dining room.
I reckon if Stone Tape Theory was real you'd see ghosts in your bathroom wiping their bottoms.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I reckon if Stone Tape Theory was real you'd see ghosts in your bathroom wiping their bottoms.
Sixty-two years since Doctor Who couldn't be fucked to go back in time one day and stop the Kennedy assassination.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sixty-two years since Doctor Who couldn't be fucked to go back in time one day and stop the Kennedy assassination.
The Boys Brigade say I'm too old now and I have to stop going but I won't.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The Boys Brigade say I'm too old now and I have to stop going but I won't.
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Please consider giving my latest novel as a Christmas present. They may not like it, but they'll at least respect it.
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Please consider giving my latest novel as a Christmas present. They may not like it, but they'll at least respect it.