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lowbeyonder.bsky.social
Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
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USian living in Ireland 🏳️‍⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.

Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️‍🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
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Frame from the music video for "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads, featuring a sweaty David Byrnes wearing glasses with subtitle "Same as it ever was".
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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G'night, bskies. 💗
Black and white cartoon of a small child (the titular Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes) walking away from an end-table with a rotary phone on it and a speech bubble with text "I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal."
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Salon fresh!
A very blonde woman in a gray tshirt
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Tuesday or no, at least I'm cute. 😁
Blonde woman in a maroon v neck sweater
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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I will nail eternal, shiny and chrome.
Long pointy silver chrome fingernails.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Magic the Gathering card Boldwyr Intimidator with the rules text "Cowards can't block Warriors" circled.
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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🪆
My left inner arm, with a barcode drawn above the elbow with eyeliner, then "M", then a blue eye-like tattoo from Lain.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I do not wear this jumpsuit often enough.
A blonde woman in a black jumpsuit with a shoulder capelet accent with silver trim.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Every year I look forward to when it's cold enough to wear this coat again. 😁
A blonde woman in a black coat with a faux fur collar.
October 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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"On my death, I give you this treasure: the knowledge that life is hard, yet too soon past."
—Dal funeral rite
Magic card from Exodus. Bequeathal - G - Enchant Creature - If enchanted creature is put into any graveyard, draw two cards. - "On my death, I give you this treasure: the knowledge that life is hard, yet too soon past." —Dal funeral riteb- art credit D. Alexander Gregory
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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FUCK YES.

Surgery claim is approved!

(It was _pre-approved_ so I didn't really expect a struggle here except that health insurance is always capable of disappointing me.)
(black text on white) Dear Ms Vogel, We can confirm your claim has been assessed and you will receive payment shortly.
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Welp, fuckk all this with knives.

I miss video games.
Black text on white Platform(s): App Store, Google Play Price: Free to Play (with in-app purchases)
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Lazy Saturday look.

I should bring this dress out more often. One of the first things I bought post-transition, looks a lot better on me now than it used to.
Mirror selfie of a blonde woman in a black maxi dress with white and grey bands on the bottom and a small keyhole cutout, and an elaborate embroidered house coat.
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Autumn nails!

Glitter base coat with a chestnut for the stamp, then matte top coat. LOVE how it came out!
Long pointy fingernails in an orange/brown, two of them decorated with leaves on a darker brown.
October 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Ah, that's much better. Re-blonded once more.
A very very blonde women in a purple T-shirt.
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Welcome to October.
And now here's a skeleton with the satellite weather: "It's gonna get pretty spooky."
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Good night, bskies.
A pink-haired woman and a red-haired twink who is standing on a motorcycle for some reason, both holding swords and poised to charge each other. The backdrop is a huge pink rose, and the scene is subtitled "Allegory, allegorier, allegoriest". Welcome to Revolutionary Girl Utena. I promise it makes exactly the same amount of sense in context.
September 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Brows and lashes done!
A very blonde woman with very freshly shaped and tinted brows.
September 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This skirt's a little too large, so it belts kinda awkwardly at the waist, but shipping things back to the US is kind of a giant PITA right now so I'm just rolling with it.

Anyway, it's cute as hell.
Selfie in a (dirty) mirror of a blonde woman in a strappy tanktop and black denim skirt with white cats printed on it.
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Also this was a really quick look to get out the door but it definitely works!
A blonde woman with cute, light makeup wearing a purple T-shirt.
September 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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We are so fucking back.
Pink cat's-eye gel polish on long pointy nails.
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Cracked at 37.
Transitioned w/ HRT that year.
Now 41
A blonde woman in low rise jeans and a sleeveless crop hoodie.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Hair's a little all-over-the-place with the humidity today, but I _really_ need to remember to pull out the purple lip more often.

Welp, off to therapy!
A platinum blonde woman with dark purple lips.
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Morning energy levels slowly improving, this is probably the most makeup I've done since surgery.
A blonde woman in a black blouse with red lips and light makeup.
September 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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No lies detected.
Reddit post titled "Thank you SRW Y for summarizing every Getter Robot." that includes a screenshot from the game with wild-eyed mad-scientist and a dialogue box with "All I can tell you is: Getter Rays. They do Things."
August 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM