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I love tats, beards and bearded dragons in no particular order. Bring me cats or bring me death. Twitter escapee.
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Apparently female frogs will fake their own death to avoid mating with males they don't find attractive and I've never felt so close to another species, ever.
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Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
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Today, I went to a cat cafe. A cat managed to breach containment: she got through a triple-door system, leapt onto a counter, squeezed through a tiny food ordering hole, and all but leapt into my arms. I should’ve been allowed to keep her.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today, I went to a cat cafe. A cat managed to breach containment: she got through a triple-door system, leapt onto a counter, squeezed through a tiny food ordering hole, and all but leapt into my arms. I should’ve been allowed to keep her.
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you don’t always see cats in places where you’ve seen them before because cats are only ever where they are right now.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
you don’t always see cats in places where you’ve seen them before because cats are only ever where they are right now.
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You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
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There’s a poor little baby screaming on the bus. Me too, little person, me too.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There’s a poor little baby screaming on the bus. Me too, little person, me too.
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6 years ago I made a meme, posted it to Reddit and it got 84k upvotes and life since has been terrible.
Paparazzi, free cocaine, women literally throwing themselves at me when I drop my kids off at kinder.
Careful the life you choose, folks
Paparazzi, free cocaine, women literally throwing themselves at me when I drop my kids off at kinder.
Careful the life you choose, folks
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
6 years ago I made a meme, posted it to Reddit and it got 84k upvotes and life since has been terrible.
Paparazzi, free cocaine, women literally throwing themselves at me when I drop my kids off at kinder.
Careful the life you choose, folks
Paparazzi, free cocaine, women literally throwing themselves at me when I drop my kids off at kinder.
Careful the life you choose, folks
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"this drink bottle has mould in it. I shall return it back to where it came from and hope it cleans itself or is magically replaced"
My 12yo
My 12yo
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"this drink bottle has mould in it. I shall return it back to where it came from and hope it cleans itself or is magically replaced"
My 12yo
My 12yo
Goon a movie
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Goon a movie
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
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I hate to be a killjoy but "no licking each other's buttholes" is an important household rule for keeping peace between our cats
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I hate to be a killjoy but "no licking each other's buttholes" is an important household rule for keeping peace between our cats
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Monday and his cock waiting like ..
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Monday and his cock waiting like ..
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Bubble up,baby
(first date)
(first date)
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bubble up,baby
(first date)
(first date)
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Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Powerade has really perfected the flavor of Blue
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Powerade has really perfected the flavor of Blue
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Someone on the old site once posted ‘have you ever owned a vinyl record?’ and instead of replying I withdrew to my horseless carriage and drove to the dry goods store to purchase a box of powdered milk
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Someone on the old site once posted ‘have you ever owned a vinyl record?’ and instead of replying I withdrew to my horseless carriage and drove to the dry goods store to purchase a box of powdered milk
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A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
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We used to have a couple of restaurants in town – one named Bert’s and the other Ernie’s. True story. Anyhoo, enjoy Plymouth Rock.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We used to have a couple of restaurants in town – one named Bert’s and the other Ernie’s. True story. Anyhoo, enjoy Plymouth Rock.
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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A muk bang, but it’s just me eating everything in sight to fill the yawning emptiness inside me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A muk bang, but it’s just me eating everything in sight to fill the yawning emptiness inside me.
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Got some tuna water in an open cut, I bet I wake up with an incredibly shitty super power.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Got some tuna water in an open cut, I bet I wake up with an incredibly shitty super power.
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I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
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Listen, we didn't ask for a hot and sensitive Frankenstein monster but we certainly deserved one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Listen, we didn't ask for a hot and sensitive Frankenstein monster but we certainly deserved one.
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Anyone: Do not fuck with me
Me: *challenge accepted*
Me: *challenge accepted*
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Anyone: Do not fuck with me
Me: *challenge accepted*
Me: *challenge accepted*