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Some of you have never read a @solomonmissouri.bsky.social thread, and that's a shame
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Some of you have never read a @solomonmissouri.bsky.social thread, and that's a shame
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What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored
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First as tragedy, then as farce, then as whatever the hell this is
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
First as tragedy, then as farce, then as whatever the hell this is
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i enjoyed MARTY SUPREME to the extent that i can enjoy spending two and a half hours with the worst person imaginable
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i enjoyed MARTY SUPREME to the extent that i can enjoy spending two and a half hours with the worst person imaginable
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Curating my Bluesky feed to get the perfect ratio of people saying everyone needs to get off X to people reposting screenshots from X
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Curating my Bluesky feed to get the perfect ratio of people saying everyone needs to get off X to people reposting screenshots from X
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2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
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"May you live in interesting times" No thank you
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"May you live in interesting times" No thank you
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all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
www.theverge.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
Dork-ass names for superyachts
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dork-ass names for superyachts
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If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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told you so
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
told you so
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals
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Dying at this review of Richard Linklater's Slacker
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dying at this review of Richard Linklater's Slacker
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ironically, few pieces of media have a meme with as much staying power as "Avatar has no cultural impact"
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ironically, few pieces of media have a meme with as much staying power as "Avatar has no cultural impact"
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
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if you forgot how to do piracy you should unforget that for the back half of the decade prolly
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
if you forgot how to do piracy you should unforget that for the back half of the decade prolly
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going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health