Just Ruse
@justruse.bsky.social
Ruse 🧑🔬 30s ♓️ they/them ☕️ trying to be nonchalant but I love life so much
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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(walking into a village that’s under a dark curse) man this place fucking sucks
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(walking into a village that’s under a dark curse) man this place fucking sucks
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samuel jackson wearing traveling pants voice 'i'm putting together a sisterhood'
May 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
samuel jackson wearing traveling pants voice 'i'm putting together a sisterhood'
Got the 2 person hoodie
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Got the 2 person hoodie
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the middle of beating himself in the head with a hammer for no reason and rending his own flesh and screaming and screaming and screaming
April 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the middle of beating himself in the head with a hammer for no reason and rending his own flesh and screaming and screaming and screaming
I want to take him home and kiss his nose omg
April 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I want to take him home and kiss his nose omg
They need to make a new good night that works when you’re a night person and you’re greeting someone at 2am. It has automatic goodbye vibes
They should bring back saying goodnight to each other
April 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They need to make a new good night that works when you’re a night person and you’re greeting someone at 2am. It has automatic goodbye vibes
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I went to look up “discount bias” but I typed “discount boas” so in 3-5 business days I’m going to look fabulous.
April 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I went to look up “discount bias” but I typed “discount boas” so in 3-5 business days I’m going to look fabulous.
Was anyone going to tell me “hussy” isn’t just a cute pet name for husband?
April 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Was anyone going to tell me “hussy” isn’t just a cute pet name for husband?
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Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
November 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
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having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula
August 25, 2024 at 4:38 AM
having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula
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March 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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healthcare under glued-on
capitalism cybertruck parts
🤝
"death panels"
capitalism cybertruck parts
🤝
"death panels"
March 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
healthcare under glued-on
capitalism cybertruck parts
🤝
"death panels"
capitalism cybertruck parts
🤝
"death panels"
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Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
September 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
March 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
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Opened Google Docs for the first time in forever and the last document I had made was from 2023 and was an attempt to list all Smash Bros characters by BMI. Idk.
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Opened Google Docs for the first time in forever and the last document I had made was from 2023 and was an attempt to list all Smash Bros characters by BMI. Idk.
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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
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Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Indigo easily the baddest bitch on that rainbow
February 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Indigo easily the baddest bitch on that rainbow
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A decade of events we'd rather forget has decimated the Scrapbooking Industry
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A decade of events we'd rather forget has decimated the Scrapbooking Industry