Jeff Besitos💕
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I was a child soldier in the Posting Wars, but now I wish for a life of peace.
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The Definitive List of Which Gilmore Girls Characters Are Trump Supporters. (A Thread)
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"Can video games tell stories better than books" idk man, is a cream puff more numinous than a pair of jorts? Does the sky have more of the Buddha-nature than a rubbermaid container full of loose hdmi cables? Try an argument that's even remotely a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Can video games tell stories better than books" idk man, is a cream puff more numinous than a pair of jorts? Does the sky have more of the Buddha-nature than a rubbermaid container full of loose hdmi cables? Try an argument that's even remotely a thing.
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It is a public service.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It is a public service.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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The Hector-verse is the wildest verse
You already know.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The Hector-verse is the wildest verse
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I think I can totally empathize with 3rd Century BCE Chinese peasants, just sitting there, watching a rich asshole trying to reach Immortality by taking random shit that definitively will fuck him up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I think I can totally empathize with 3rd Century BCE Chinese peasants, just sitting there, watching a rich asshole trying to reach Immortality by taking random shit that definitively will fuck him up.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
They not like us was good and all but no diss track ever went as hard on somebody as when Thurl Ravenscroft told the Grinch that his heart was filled with unwashed socks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They not like us was good and all but no diss track ever went as hard on somebody as when Thurl Ravenscroft told the Grinch that his heart was filled with unwashed socks.
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Think about all the evil assholes in this administration.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Think about all the evil assholes in this administration.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.
They learned they will never be punished.
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Genuinely it rocks that a bunch of dudes whose sole media diet is action thrillers and who have never read an academic nonfiction book have convinced the investor class to bet the entire U.S. economy on a gamble that relies on an untested technology raising productivity more than electricity did
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Genuinely it rocks that a bunch of dudes whose sole media diet is action thrillers and who have never read an academic nonfiction book have convinced the investor class to bet the entire U.S. economy on a gamble that relies on an untested technology raising productivity more than electricity did
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Morning Thingummies
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Morning Thingummies
Which Muppets are in the Epstein Files? Fozzy Bear, obviously, but who else?
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Which Muppets are in the Epstein Files? Fozzy Bear, obviously, but who else?
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in western medicine the burden of proof for calling an illness "psychosomatic" is so low that it's basically free. as long as you don't literally see someone bleeding out the ears you can just say "you're making it up" and it's considered a legitimate explanation with 0 repercussions if you're wrong
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
in western medicine the burden of proof for calling an illness "psychosomatic" is so low that it's basically free. as long as you don't literally see someone bleeding out the ears you can just say "you're making it up" and it's considered a legitimate explanation with 0 repercussions if you're wrong
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WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
November 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
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funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
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(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
Once you reach a certain level of wealth and power, you no longer need to concern yourself with making yourself understood. It becomes incumbent on everyone around you to do the labor to understand. That’s why they all write like particularly dull 8 year olds.
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Once you reach a certain level of wealth and power, you no longer need to concern yourself with making yourself understood. It becomes incumbent on everyone around you to do the labor to understand. That’s why they all write like particularly dull 8 year olds.
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America’s current policy is to spike energy use under the assumption that building more and more data centers will make machine superintelligence emerge, at which point the digital genie will solve problems the tech industry didn’t bother trying to address, or even opposed addressing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
America’s current policy is to spike energy use under the assumption that building more and more data centers will make machine superintelligence emerge, at which point the digital genie will solve problems the tech industry didn’t bother trying to address, or even opposed addressing.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far