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Jon Carver
@jdcarver55.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Mark’s house number is the number of the Twilight Zone episode “The After Hours” #severance
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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"I hate it in here," I say, pointing to my head.
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"I hate it in here," I say, pointing to my head.
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Winter Olympics fans with the inflatables are giving me life. Australia with the roos. Some Germans with giant pretzels
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Winter Olympics fans with the inflatables are giving me life. Australia with the roos. Some Germans with giant pretzels
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socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
Just [lag] watching [lag] some [lag] figure skating [lag] on Peacock [lag, back out, restart, 15 second ad to get back in]
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Just [lag] watching [lag] some [lag] figure skating [lag] on Peacock [lag, back out, restart, 15 second ad to get back in]
Duolingo did not adequately prepare me for the Bad Bunny halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Duolingo did not adequately prepare me for the Bad Bunny halftime show
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I had a good laugh about this post the other day and today I learn there is a sci-fi detective show starring Colin Farrell on Apple TV+ I have never heard of
How does this happen
www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
How does this happen
www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I had a good laugh about this post the other day and today I learn there is a sci-fi detective show starring Colin Farrell on Apple TV+ I have never heard of
How does this happen
www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
How does this happen
www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
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Reigns: The Witcher | Reveal Trailer | Coming February 25th (PC/mobile) www.youtube.com/watch?v=9it7...
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store.steampowered.com/app/1651600/...
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Reigns: The Witcher | Reveal Trailer | Coming February 25th (PC/mobile) www.youtube.com/watch?v=9it7...
store.steampowered.com/app/1651600/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1651600/...
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INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
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tis the season for my favorite southern meme (this is NOT a forecast from this decade)
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
tis the season for my favorite southern meme (this is NOT a forecast from this decade)
How long can I go without updating iOS
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 AM
How long can I go without updating iOS
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
I did this at Christmas. There wasn’t much I wanted to receive so I filled my wish list with ebooks by authors I want to support
Look, I'm going to tell you a secret. If you buy an e-book while it's on sale, you never have to read it. If you have $2 to spare & want to help that particular author, you can just chuck the book into the oubliette of your TBR. Every sale helps. The author will never know, but you gave them a gift.
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I did this at Christmas. There wasn’t much I wanted to receive so I filled my wish list with ebooks by authors I want to support
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‘The service charges customers a flat fee of $17.75 for deliveries up to 10 miles, and $31.25 for orders between 10 and 20 miles away’
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
‘The service charges customers a flat fee of $17.75 for deliveries up to 10 miles, and $31.25 for orders between 10 and 20 miles away’
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
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Once upon a time, when I was a teenager, Scott Adams wrote a comic strip that made me laugh and think. That was a very long time ago, and in the years since, he became exactly the kind of craven, hypocritical, logically dubious, and evil person he used to mock in his strip.
We owe him nothing.
We owe him nothing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Once upon a time, when I was a teenager, Scott Adams wrote a comic strip that made me laugh and think. That was a very long time ago, and in the years since, he became exactly the kind of craven, hypocritical, logically dubious, and evil person he used to mock in his strip.
We owe him nothing.
We owe him nothing.
Just realized I both gave and received books by @hntdove.bsky.social for Christmas this year
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just realized I both gave and received books by @hntdove.bsky.social for Christmas this year
He didn’t have the cholesterol to be out here
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
He didn’t have the cholesterol to be out here
If you have a real tree, make sure you water it 🎄
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you have a real tree, make sure you water it 🎄