tom bombadilf
jakelene.bsky.social
tom bombadilf
@jakelene.bsky.social
hello, this is jake on jake's phone
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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boiling yoda down to a powerful extract
April 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Last week, one of my students said that she was compelled by law to draw pretty girls and she calls that “Yuri Duty” and the kids are all right.
September 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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I would LITERALLY buy any phone that came out with internet and absolutely zero AI features. In fact if it had AI *blocking* features I'd buy it even faster.
September 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
going camping tonight and forgot i don't have a flashlight..... but u know what i do have....
August 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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has anyone ever twerked to the ER theme song
July 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I'm Sufjan Stevens, and this is Jackass
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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The only political split that matters - feed everyone on the off chance one person is hungry, or feed no one on the off chance someone undeserving might get fed
July 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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🇨🇱 In Chile, where AI data centers threaten the country’s precious water resources, Karen Hao makes the case that AI firms are building their wealth off resource extraction and labor exploitation reut.rs/3GmhZPy
Karen Hao on how the AI boom became a new imperial frontier
The author of “Empire of AI” traces how OpenAI’s global reach is reshaping labor, energy and power — and why she sees echoes of empire in its rise.
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July 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
watched Mission Impossible Fallout again
July 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Well, certainly Pussy Dungeon 6 is a fine work. Very fine, indeed. But as for myself, I've always nurtured a special fondness for Pussy Dungeon 3: Sex Labyrinth. Have you played— you haven't? My dear man, you must. A marvelous example of the genre. Wonderful characterization.
June 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Politicians pushing fast-tracking bills have waxed nostalgic about how quickly big projects got built before regulations and Indigenous rights got in the way

They've also promised not to compromise environmental protections or Indigenous rights for major projects. I'm curious to see how that goes
From Canada’s Bill C-5 to B.C.’s Bill 15 and Ontario’s Bill 5, new laws to fast-track major projects are suddenly popular with Canadian politicians. Why are they in such a rush? And what do we risk by building big things fast? via @sobittersosweet.bsky.social #bcpoli thenarwhal.ca/thenarwhal-c...
Bill C-5: Canada’s push to fast-track projects | The Narwhal
Canada’s Bill C-5, B.C.’s Bill 15 and Ontario’s Bill 5 all promise to speed up development, from highways to clean energy. Why the rush?
thenarwhal.ca
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
need a way to add a lil status update to my letterboxd that says "IM BUSY WATCHING 15 SEASONS OF ACCLAIMED MEDICAL DRAMA ER" in case anyone was wondering why I've only watched 5 movies this year
June 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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You, an AI genius: can't drink coffee while reading and assumes your 17 models aren't making shit up about books you've never seen.

Me, a plebe: knows what a fucking index is and drinks coffee while skimming or reading 20 pages + checking the sources of my source.

Damn right we're not the same.
June 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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embrace watching "dad movies" and you will find a cornucopia of wonders
June 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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do you think Superman ever like. pulls up to a drive-through, has to lean over into the passenger seat to root around for something, and then the cashier hangs up the phone and he and his superhearing instantly hear "why is this guy like if Mr. Rogers had a fat ass"
May 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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We need educators like this
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
in my next life, i shall become the duolingo owl
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM