Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
he/him/they/them
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
I have my window cracked open because it is nice and cool at night and I heard some coyotes singing in the distance.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I have my window cracked open because it is nice and cool at night and I heard some coyotes singing in the distance.
related to jd vance being a complete dickhole to people currently serving in the military - it actually never ceases to amaze me how completely disrespectful and shitty the right can be to people in the military but still, their followers believe they're the ones who "support our troops"
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
related to jd vance being a complete dickhole to people currently serving in the military - it actually never ceases to amaze me how completely disrespectful and shitty the right can be to people in the military but still, their followers believe they're the ones who "support our troops"
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Having remembered that I, too, am a Small Business, I am running a flash sale on editing services. Book and make your deposit this weekend and receive 10% off. More info on what I do here: www.kathowardbooks.com/editing
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Having remembered that I, too, am a Small Business, I am running a flash sale on editing services. Book and make your deposit this weekend and receive 10% off. More info on what I do here: www.kathowardbooks.com/editing
I'm actually just angry that I agree with him on literally any single thing, which is just that turkey is not my preferred holiday meat.
(However, everyone who says it's a skill issue that I dislike turkey is 1000% correct, my extended family only liked meat horrendously overcooked.)
(However, everyone who says it's a skill issue that I dislike turkey is 1000% correct, my extended family only liked meat horrendously overcooked.)
JD Vance doesn’t know how to not be weird in any given situation.
Vice President JD Vance Tells Service Members They're 'All Full of S---' for Saying They Like Thanksgiving Turkey
JD Vance shared his disdain for eating turkey on Thanksgiving while visiting service members in Kentucky, saying it 'doesn't actually taste that good.'
people.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm actually just angry that I agree with him on literally any single thing, which is just that turkey is not my preferred holiday meat.
(However, everyone who says it's a skill issue that I dislike turkey is 1000% correct, my extended family only liked meat horrendously overcooked.)
(However, everyone who says it's a skill issue that I dislike turkey is 1000% correct, my extended family only liked meat horrendously overcooked.)
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In my hometown, The Incident occurred when the high school girl playing Juliet was handed a real dagger instead of the prop knife and did indeed give it a sheath.
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In my hometown, The Incident occurred when the high school girl playing Juliet was handed a real dagger instead of the prop knife and did indeed give it a sheath.
me: language evolves and that's beautiful
also me: decimate means to kill one of every ten
also me: decimate means to kill one of every ten
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
me: language evolves and that's beautiful
also me: decimate means to kill one of every ten
also me: decimate means to kill one of every ten
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Another great thing about The Addams Family is that they believe in vaccines
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2R...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2R...
A nanny who can handle Wednesday Addams ?
YouTube video by Boxoffice Movie Scenes
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Another great thing about The Addams Family is that they believe in vaccines
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2R...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2R...
authors, don't use AI images in your shit. come on now.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
authors, don't use AI images in your shit. come on now.
The conflicting feelings of "yay a big fat book" and "oh my god how LONG is this book"
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The conflicting feelings of "yay a big fat book" and "oh my god how LONG is this book"
I enjoy not knowing what the current discourse is. :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I enjoy not knowing what the current discourse is. :)
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This coyote photo might be my best of the year--and I think I had a really great nature photography year!
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This coyote photo might be my best of the year--and I think I had a really great nature photography year!
I did upgrade my phone recently after something like 5-6 years.... with a 2 year old refurb*. Granted, I also drove a 2000 honda until this spring and I'm hoping to keep my 2010 Honda going until at least 2035.
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I did upgrade my phone recently after something like 5-6 years.... with a 2 year old refurb*. Granted, I also drove a 2000 honda until this spring and I'm hoping to keep my 2010 Honda going until at least 2035.
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
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My friend Nancy recused an awesome stray cat, but it needed some significant vet care and the bills are piling up. If you could throw even a little cash Nancy's way, you'd be helping both her and the kitty a lot. Please repost this. Thanks.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
Donate to Help OB the Stray Cat Heal and Find a Home, organized by Nancy Collins
Hi, my name is Nancy A. Collins. Some of you might know me as a novelist and … Nancy Collins needs your support for Help OB the Stray Cat Heal and Find a Home
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My friend Nancy recused an awesome stray cat, but it needed some significant vet care and the bills are piling up. If you could throw even a little cash Nancy's way, you'd be helping both her and the kitty a lot. Please repost this. Thanks.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
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My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
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Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Also, dear Todd Kehrli, you sent your auto insurance quote to MY EMAIL ADDRESS and it's not terrible, so good job not sucking at driving, I think!
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Also, dear Todd Kehrli, you sent your auto insurance quote to MY EMAIL ADDRESS and it's not terrible, so good job not sucking at driving, I think!
definitely a real email from a real person with reasonable response options presented by gmail
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
definitely a real email from a real person with reasonable response options presented by gmail
An example of how comics can be fucking rude with your feelings.
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
An example of how comics can be fucking rude with your feelings.
ONIONNNNSSSSSS
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
ONIONNNNSSSSSS
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The best part (I would say) about being an author is being referred to as "Fraudy McFrauderson" and "Frau Fraudbissina" by your bank whenever you call with a question
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The best part (I would say) about being an author is being referred to as "Fraudy McFrauderson" and "Frau Fraudbissina" by your bank whenever you call with a question
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
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Since 03/2023, I:
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
👋🏿 I'm 3 years into a fundraiser to support my journey of becoming a midwife, I'm STRUGGLING to take these very last steps. Finishing the $7889 left on this campaign would secure essential transportation to get to births and let me connect the pieces of my training and commitment to community birth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Since 03/2023, I:
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
'Tis the season for one of my holiday pet peeves.
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
'Tis the season for one of my holiday pet peeves.
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
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Ugh, I didn't know about this one. Of course it has all my books. Not only is that money I could use, but every sale helps those of us hanging on in the midlist keep publishing at all. Love to see hundreds of downloads on series that people complain haven't continued with more books. Yeah guess why.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Ugh, I didn't know about this one. Of course it has all my books. Not only is that money I could use, but every sale helps those of us hanging on in the midlist keep publishing at all. Love to see hundreds of downloads on series that people complain haven't continued with more books. Yeah guess why.